The new guys have it backwards...I think.

So, my targets have moved. They went to the Jaschercis. I hit local, warp in, bookmark some cans...warp out and come back with a hauler. And start stealing.

My mail blinks...war declared! (And here I thought they had forgotten about me) So I get a private conversation:
       
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, I was wondering if you were going to be all talk.
Zedrik Cayne > I had my own dec prepped already in case you tried to ignore your threats.
Sutairn > my corpis merging into the brozs part of the important spaceship people I am staying nehind won't be going to fountain I look forward to our little fun that is to come
Zedrik Cayne > Well, with war declared you aren't merging anywhere.
Sutairn > the guy you talked to so much last night long stroker check him he already has
Sutairn > the name of the corp is no just my active members
Zedrik Cayne > An, so you are saying stroker is just a windbag?
Sutairn > no stroker is a great member
Zedrik Cayne > The whole 'we are legion' was just crap?
Zedrik Cayne > That's pretty priceless.
Sutairn > all my god member and my main will go to the crp he is at
Sutairn > good
Sutairn > it is just going to be you and me my friend

Yes, you read it right... they declare war while they bail on the corp. (Isn't that backwards?)

Zedrik Cayne > I'm not your friend buddy.
Zedrik Cayne > Afk for feeding children. Can't wait.
Sutairn > I am not your friend yet we play a game together and tell me about your home life
Sutairn > I am confused
Sutairn > I think social protocal would suggest I am your friend
Zedrik Cayne > Nah, just telling you that I am not ignoring you. But I'm a bit busy.
Zedrik Cayne > (and PS: The schtick goes 'I am not your friend buddy...' 'I am not your buddy pal....' 'I am not your pal friend.....')
Sutairn > I like it.
Sutairn > so where are you from
Sutairn > do you have any kind of coms
Sutairn > or can you join voice
Sutairn > I really hate typing
Zedrik Cayne > Heh...I don't do voice. I catch mucho wife aggro for it.

And I go afk for a while...and decided to wander back in much later. There is a pod, a wreck of a mackinaw.

Zedrik Cayne > What happened to yetixstomp?
Zedrik Cayne > (Genuine question...I'm setup for a gank myself. But I didn't do him.
Sutairn > that dumb ass let himelf get killed by rats
Zedrik Cayne > *facepalm*

So, I wait some more...go buy a new Tornado, fit it up..group the guns...fly back...

[ 2012.01.16 03:18:13 ] (combat) Your 1400mm Gallium Cannon hits Mudo Daccord [FPCOT](Mackinaw), doing 329.1 damage.

Huh? What? Single gun..not a group. I don't even have all the guns on my control panel..they are all grouped under F1.

So, I fail a suicide gank (petition filed for the bug...don't think they will reimburse a ship I was going to lose anyhow)

Watch your gun grouping folks!