So as some of you know, I took some time off the dastardly ways of the IEEE...and turned the keys over to SanZo. Fully intending to go straight and never look back. And then I discovered what a tragedy manufacturing was, and ran back screaming.
While I was out..I joined a typical carebear-ish corporation and earned a brand spanking new title...well, someone noticed.
rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
Rookie? Brilliant :)
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Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 00:22
To: Joe Phoenix,
Aww..so glad you still care.
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Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
Whats the matter cayne... problems with the IEEE? :)
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Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 00:45
To: Joe Phoenix,
It's not mine anymore...I handed it of to SanZo Again. Glad you're still caring.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
I don't care, i find it funny.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 00:51
To: Joe Phoenix,
People who don''t care do not just randomly start conversations over mail Joe. If you didn't care, you wouldn't bother even looking.
Again, great to know you're still keeping tabs even after all this time.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
Ofcourse i'm watching, i'm always watching.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 01:08
To: Joe Phoenix,
You know..coming from anyone else that might sound threatening or ominous.
As it is I just laughed.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
no you didn't.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 01:10
To: Joe Phoenix,
You are right for once...it was more like an amused chuckle.
It wasn't even worth the effort of a real laugh.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
You didn't even do that.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 01:13
To: Joe Phoenix,
Whatever you need to tell yourself in order to feel better Joe. I understand.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
whatever you say, i know you didn't :)
btw people with the title rookie, don't win anything..
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.26 01:52
To: Joe Phoenix,
It's a title Joe. I'm sure that there are plenty of losers with the title 'Supreme Commander'
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
turns out there isn't even one.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rookie?
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
Ha, pathetic as always...
As I'm discovering, this corporation is kind of dead, in a kind of dead alliance..It is so dead the ceo was talking about granting me directorship...over a sinking ship...So I'm bailing to go to one of the more active corporations in the alliance.
Someone's still watching:
love it.
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
Shamed with your rank, so much so you won't show it on your bio, funny stuff.
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Re: love it.
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.30 00:58
To: Joe Phoenix,
Its called 'dropping roles' Joe. You should recongnize the symptoms. You've seen enough of your corpmates do it.
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Re: love it.
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.03.30 00:58
To: Joe Phoenix,
Although it is nice that you still care enough to stalk my info every time you are on.
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Re: Re: love it.
From: Joe Phoenix
To: Zedrik Cayne
So you're leaving this corp aswell, wow you have no will power at all, don't give up cayne, you will find someone to share your lonely existance with soon...
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As I said, not very funny, but Joe still mad, and still cares...gives me a nice warm fuzzy to know that.
It might be worth noting, that apparently during my hiatus, Joe wanted to buy the IEEE from SanZo. But didn't due to being cheap/lazy. SanZo gave me the corp back with all the shares minus 1 out of frustration with Joe.
So, I ride again! And Joe still checks up on me.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
In space, nobody can hear you scream.
So we've pretty well killed off the nice folks at Ethereal Angels. The CEO bailed, leaving Odin Tuulari as CEO with the smart mouth who started the whole thing in the first place.
According to the former ceo, Our Odin only logged on, saw that a third war has started up, and logged off immediately.
So I think that ends the latest round of the IEEE finding stupid across the universe. But I've got my mojo back... and have started scouring space for folks not practicing. And put our friend Odin on the 'look back on him later list'.
But never fear New Eden, the IEEE still rides again, and will continue to attempt to cure stupidity with education by underhanded warfare when it finds it.
According to the former ceo, Our Odin only logged on, saw that a third war has started up, and logged off immediately.
So I think that ends the latest round of the IEEE finding stupid across the universe. But I've got my mojo back... and have started scouring space for folks not practicing. And put our friend Odin on the 'look back on him later list'.
But never fear New Eden, the IEEE still rides again, and will continue to attempt to cure stupidity with education by underhanded warfare when it finds it.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Poor guy...still doesn't quite get it.
In reply to my last eve-mail:
Re: Re: how
From: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
Sent: 2011.04.15 19:34
To: Zedrik Cayne,
i have played before i dont need help along i can make moeny and everything but i didnt think you would sit in that system for 2hrs or more just looking for me
I don't think he quite gets how easy it was...
My reply:
Re: Re: Re: how
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.04.16 00:03
To: XvXkellettXvX Kellett,
I don't quite think you get it. I was afk for most of the time. I found you within thirty seconds of undocking.
You are not safe as long as you continue to play the way you have been.
Let's see how fast he catches on.
Re: Re: how
From: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
Sent: 2011.04.15 19:34
To: Zedrik Cayne,
i have played before i dont need help along i can make moeny and everything but i didnt think you would sit in that system for 2hrs or more just looking for me
I don't think he quite gets how easy it was...
My reply:
Re: Re: Re: how
From: Zedrik Cayne
Sent: 2011.04.16 00:03
To: XvXkellettXvX Kellett,
I don't quite think you get it. I was afk for most of the time. I found you within thirty seconds of undocking.
You are not safe as long as you continue to play the way you have been.
Let's see how fast he catches on.
Wow..just wow..
So, after mining some more in the middle of a war...and getting his pretty little procuror blown up...(I thought he had spent all his isk on a mining cruiser)
Our favorite wartarget asks Lamar via eve-mail:
how
From: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
Sent: 2011.04.15 02:49
To: Lamar Jackson,
how does ur buddy warp block me from 18km away what warp blocker is he even using
I have no words.
EDIT: I've sent mail to the unfortunate guy, seeing as nobody in his corp seems to be giving him any guidance at all:
Warp Disruptor II Is how I caught you.
I thought I had made it clear that the only safe place for you to be is in the station.
You need to add me and Lamar as a contact, and add them to your watch list so you can tell when we are online. You need to start watching local. Scroll up and down on the list and look for the white stars with red background.
If your corpmates or ceo aren't telling you this...you might need to find another set of corpmates. Join a seperate channel to hang out with them, but seriously. Find a corp to help you along.
This game isn't for anyone to learn alone.
Maybe he'll take more good advice....
Our favorite wartarget asks Lamar via eve-mail:
how
From: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
Sent: 2011.04.15 02:49
To: Lamar Jackson,
how does ur buddy warp block me from 18km away what warp blocker is he even using
I have no words.
EDIT: I've sent mail to the unfortunate guy, seeing as nobody in his corp seems to be giving him any guidance at all:
Re: how
From: Zedrik Cayne
To: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
To: XvXkellettXvX Kellett
I thought I had made it clear that the only safe place for you to be is in the station.
You need to add me and Lamar as a contact, and add them to your watch list so you can tell when we are online. You need to start watching local. Scroll up and down on the list and look for the white stars with red background.
If your corpmates or ceo aren't telling you this...you might need to find another set of corpmates. Join a seperate channel to hang out with them, but seriously. Find a corp to help you along.
This game isn't for anyone to learn alone.
Maybe he'll take more good advice....
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
I got a hate convo...from someone I don't know!
So, out of the blue I get this conversation...
Treia Laguna > Hey faggot
Treia Laguna > that's not how you fit a battle itty
Zedrik Cayne > o.O?
Treia Laguna > Hold on a tic
Passive battle iteron mkV
From: Treia Laguna
Sent: 2011.04.14 02:45
To: Zedrik Cayne,
[Iteron Mark V, Passive battle itty]
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Fleeting Progressive Warp Scrambler I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Medium Shield Extender II
Medium Shield Extender II
Medium Shield Extender II
Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Small Energy Neutralizer II
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Treia Laguna > drop a MSE for a second web if you must
Zedrik Cayne > Yes, that's my original fit. (ED: See http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/23031-Iteron-Mark-V-Battle-Iteron-of-Doom-tm.html)
Treia Laguna > now get out of my face
Treia Laguna > you sack of shit
I think I made someone butthurt... He Mad...
Treia Laguna > Hey faggot
Treia Laguna > that's not how you fit a battle itty
Zedrik Cayne > o.O?
Treia Laguna > Hold on a tic
Passive battle iteron mkV
From: Treia Laguna
Sent: 2011.04.14 02:45
To: Zedrik Cayne,
[Iteron Mark V, Passive battle itty]
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Shield Power Relay II
Fleeting Progressive Warp Scrambler I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Medium Shield Extender II
Medium Shield Extender II
Medium Shield Extender II
Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Small Energy Neutralizer II
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Medium Core Defence Field Purger I
Treia Laguna > drop a MSE for a second web if you must
Zedrik Cayne > Yes, that's my original fit. (ED: See http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/23031-Iteron-Mark-V-Battle-Iteron-of-Doom-tm.html)
Treia Laguna > now get out of my face
Treia Laguna > you sack of shit
I think I made someone butthurt... He Mad...
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
We've got a live one here.
We've got a live one here. Lamar was poking around Alentene local with one of our wartargets there. The guy warped off somewhere, and I caught him on d-scan.
Lamar Warped in, got a point, and allowed the iteron of doom into point range. The plan: Slowly kill the guy so his buddy comes in, and kill him too!
As I warp in, the mining exequeror is firing back at Lamar's Rapier. As I get a point on the hapless mining cruiser. I as Lamar to get on one of the gates, to catch the other guy on the way in as I slowly grind away at him.
Lamar Jackson > lol, hornets
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > dont kill me please lamar
Lamar Jackson > Oh, I won't
Lamar Jackson > Zed might :D
Zedrik Cayne > You're going to eject :)
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zed please dont
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i spent all my money on this ship
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > omg zed stop
Zedrik Cayne > You can eject and save your pod..
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > fuck off
Commander Harken > you guys caping a guy?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > kill me bitch
Lamar Jackson > Now that kind of language is just uncalled for.
Zedrik Cayne > Now..that is not a very nice thing to say.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no its not i spent over 10 mil on this
Commander Harken > ill kick both your asses
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and its all i had
Lamar Jackson > Bring it, Harken :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > A8 B1
Commander Harken > you have a 0.5 sec
Commander Harken > and your blowing it on noobs
Lamar Jackson > Wardec = no sec loss, cap'n
Commander Harken > oh nvm
Commander Harken > if its war i have no part
Commander Harken > but i will bring pop corn
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its a one sided war
Lamar Jackson > Good times, then :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its not even fucking fair
Lamar Jackson > One sided? You have ten members :D
Lamar Jackson > We're both one-man corps.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um what am i in?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and what are you in?
Zedrik Cayne > If your 'military advisor' had not threatened to suicide gank me...you would probaby be just fine.
Commander Harken > where you at?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a8 b1
Lamar Jackson > He's in an iteron.
Lamar Jackson > I'm not even there anymore.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a fully set up exequror for mining and light scout drones
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u took my shield down and my armor halfway and let ur but buddy keep attacking me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > go to hell
Lamar Jackson > So mad.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > iv had it with u little bitches u follow me and kill me nomatter what im in
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a catalyst and ur in a tier 2 recon ship and u fucking attack me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > now how is that not one-sided
Commander Harken > recon?
Commander Harken > wat type
Lamar Jackson > It was exequeror vs iteron, sir
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no it wasent
Lamar Jackson > I only made sure the fight happened. :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > lamar u took down my fucking shield
Lamar Jackson > I shot you once :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and warp blocked me until he got there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea but u do like 200 damage
Lamar Jackson > Like I said, I enabled the combat. :D
Commander Harken > dont worry ive been in the same bout
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not in mine i have 1,000 isk left now its bullshit
Commander Harken > where are you guys?
Zedrik Cayne > We were at VII belt 1
Zedrik Cayne > I'm still there.
Commander Harken > where now?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he killed me stay there zedrik
Lamar Jackson > It's only an iteron. How bad could it be?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um he is fully loaded for combat and i hav 3 light scout drones
Zedrik Cayne > Of course I'm fully loaded for combat.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm at war!
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i never agreed to this shit
Zedrik Cayne > That's the beauty.
Lamar Jackson > You COULD always leave your corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont want to fucking fight when i dont have shit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and im not gonna leave bc u 2 are double teaming bitches
Zedrik Cayne > I suggest you tone your language down.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u never won one fight fairly
Lamar Jackson > He's a feisty one! I like that.
Zedrik Cayne > This is eve...fair is not in the book anywhere.
Commander Harken > as soon as you joind a corp you did
Commander Harken > i fight by cheating
Zedrik Cayne > Even if you are not in a corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont fight by cheating i can understand a warp block
Zedrik Cayne > Anyone could decide they take a dislike to your manner..and blow you up out of hand.
Commander Harken > i fight with freidns
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > but we fought them the led us away 1 at a time which is a tactic which is fair
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > andonly 1 of them was there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zedrik warps in in an osprey restores his teamates shield and warps out
Lamar Jackson > So... 2v4. Was it that unfair?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > if he hadnt done that my friend would have won the 1v1
Lamar Jackson > Do I count for four people now? :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > it was 1v1 lamar
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u were 70km away
Lamar Jackson > What, your thrasher friend?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > with out friend and we couldnt hit you
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no the one in the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > What about the drake and vexor?
Lamar Jackson > Well, the vexor blew up...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > the drake too far
Lamar Jackson > and the drake ran away...
Lamar Jackson > so...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > vexor was me still too far away
Zedrik Cayne > 12km wasn't too far :)
Zedrik Cayne > Er..I suppose it was.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i was 70km away when u started
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > killing the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > Your friend shouldn't have been so far off the rest of you. :D
Commander Harken > show me ships fits
Zedrik Cayne > You don't want to see them.
Zedrik Cayne > They burn the eyes.
Lamar Jackson > They're painful.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he was fine until zedrik warped in and restored ur shields
Lamar Jackson > Really/
Commander Harken > ill tell wats fair
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..I'
Zedrik Cayne > I've not moved in over ten minutes...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok
Commander Harken > ive been here for 5 min
Commander Harken > watchin you
Commander Harken > casue im bored
Zedrik Cayne > afk
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ?
Commander Harken > i feel like the ice may break
Zedrik Cayne > The wife wanted me to look at something.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ......
Commander Harken > i hate you
Zedrik Cayne > But I'm back now.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok good
Commander Harken > for having that
Zedrik Cayne > What, a wife?
Commander Harken > girl in general
Lamar Jackson > A significant other really isn't hard to get... I mean, a lot of people do.
Commander Harken > why wuld you attack a corp with nothing and not ask?
Commander Harken > you have to give them a choice
Commander Harken > life or death
Zedrik Cayne > I attacked you because your military advisor threatened me.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a small thing i had stored
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > who is it?
Zedrik Cayne > Odin Tuulari
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > odin omg
Commander Harken > i will enjoy this
Lamar Jackson > My money's on the iteron.
Commander Harken > ouch
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea mine too
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > this is something i had stored
Lamar is sitting over the belt in his Rapier...and a tristan shows up. A poorly fit one. The iteron of doom takes care of it and Lamar decloaks to try and nab the pod.
Commander Harken > wheres my pop corn
Commander Harken > HOW THE HELL?
Zedrik Cayne > Coreli C-Type Small Armor Repairer
Zedrik Cayne > Nice loot.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yep
Lamar Jackson > Indeed.
Commander Harken > i can have?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > oh yea zedrick ODIN DOSENT SPEAK FOR US
Lamar Jackson > You should probably bar him from speaking in general.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he isnt the military advisor bc he isnt the best equiped
Lamar Jackson > Granted, you're really not that much better at it...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im not saying its me? when did i say it was me?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > rijaxx has more experience and is better equiped
Lamar Jackson > No, I'm talking about the whole "speaking" bit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > we wouldnt do that we arnt dicks but why would you listen to him and not ask the corp leader?
Lamar Jackson > Because at this point, I now enjoy shooting you guys.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > corp leader makes decisions
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i bet you do and expecially ur but buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > bc he was a little nub and ran and shot to kill us >_>
Lamar Jackson > He's my "civil partner."
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > butt buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > idc ill go make my ore somehow if u little faggets dont follow me again
Zedrik Cayne > I don't know...I figured the 'military advisor' might have some standings for corp.
Lamar Jackson > Mining during a war is really a bad idea.
Lamar Jackson > I mean, bad.
Lamar Jackson > Seriously, don't do it.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > HOW DO I GET MONEY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zedrik Cayne > And don't forget your friends auto-piloting during war :)
Lamar Jackson > Yeah, that's bad too.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u dumbass u seen my ships i cant rat effectivly
Lamar Jackson > Ratting will also lead to you dying.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not really
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > they dont warp block
Zedrik Cayne > The only safe space for you, is in that station.
Lamar Jackson > I'd suggest missioning... but then I'd probe you out.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > exactly how do i make money huh?
Zedrik Cayne > Anywhere outside of it, we will find you.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > tell me
Lamar Jackson > I ain't playing this game for you.
Zedrik Cayne > Would you like some good advice?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > well i cant mine u faggets will follo me and kill me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i know a way but itll cost way too much and i dont have the money
Zedrik Cayne > 1) The people you hang out with in this game will get you into trouble.
Zedrik Cayne > 2) Hang out with a better class of people.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um dont hang out with friends that makes complete sense
Lamar Jackson > 3. Make better friends.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > 4. stfu friends are friends i know you dont know what those are like or real friends anyway but real friends u dont reject them bc what other people think of them you tell them too fuck off
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > instead of rejecting them
Lamar Jackson > Okay, let me amend that:
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u tell the faggets hat dont like themto fuck offf
Lamar Jackson > Never mind.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate.. Thank you Alentene local for putting up with us, however temporarily.
Welcome to the new IEEE adventures, where stupid doesn't begin to describe it.
Lamar Warped in, got a point, and allowed the iteron of doom into point range. The plan: Slowly kill the guy so his buddy comes in, and kill him too!
As I warp in, the mining exequeror is firing back at Lamar's Rapier. As I get a point on the hapless mining cruiser. I as Lamar to get on one of the gates, to catch the other guy on the way in as I slowly grind away at him.
Lamar Jackson > lol, hornets
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > dont kill me please lamar
Lamar Jackson > Oh, I won't
Lamar Jackson > Zed might :D
Zedrik Cayne > You're going to eject :)
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zed please dont
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i spent all my money on this ship
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > omg zed stop
Zedrik Cayne > You can eject and save your pod..
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > fuck off
Commander Harken > you guys caping a guy?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > kill me bitch
Lamar Jackson > Now that kind of language is just uncalled for.
Zedrik Cayne > Now..that is not a very nice thing to say.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no its not i spent over 10 mil on this
Commander Harken > ill kick both your asses
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and its all i had
Lamar Jackson > Bring it, Harken :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > A8 B1
Commander Harken > you have a 0.5 sec
Commander Harken > and your blowing it on noobs
Lamar Jackson > Wardec = no sec loss, cap'n
Commander Harken > oh nvm
Commander Harken > if its war i have no part
Commander Harken > but i will bring pop corn
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its a one sided war
Lamar Jackson > Good times, then :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its not even fucking fair
Lamar Jackson > One sided? You have ten members :D
Lamar Jackson > We're both one-man corps.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um what am i in?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and what are you in?
Zedrik Cayne > If your 'military advisor' had not threatened to suicide gank me...you would probaby be just fine.
Commander Harken > where you at?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a8 b1
Lamar Jackson > He's in an iteron.
Lamar Jackson > I'm not even there anymore.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a fully set up exequror for mining and light scout drones
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u took my shield down and my armor halfway and let ur but buddy keep attacking me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > go to hell
Lamar Jackson > So mad.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > iv had it with u little bitches u follow me and kill me nomatter what im in
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a catalyst and ur in a tier 2 recon ship and u fucking attack me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > now how is that not one-sided
Commander Harken > recon?
Commander Harken > wat type
Lamar Jackson > It was exequeror vs iteron, sir
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no it wasent
Lamar Jackson > I only made sure the fight happened. :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > lamar u took down my fucking shield
Lamar Jackson > I shot you once :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and warp blocked me until he got there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea but u do like 200 damage
Lamar Jackson > Like I said, I enabled the combat. :D
Commander Harken > dont worry ive been in the same bout
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not in mine i have 1,000 isk left now its bullshit
Commander Harken > where are you guys?
Zedrik Cayne > We were at VII belt 1
Zedrik Cayne > I'm still there.
Commander Harken > where now?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he killed me stay there zedrik
Lamar Jackson > It's only an iteron. How bad could it be?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um he is fully loaded for combat and i hav 3 light scout drones
Zedrik Cayne > Of course I'm fully loaded for combat.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm at war!
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i never agreed to this shit
Zedrik Cayne > That's the beauty.
Lamar Jackson > You COULD always leave your corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont want to fucking fight when i dont have shit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and im not gonna leave bc u 2 are double teaming bitches
Zedrik Cayne > I suggest you tone your language down.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u never won one fight fairly
Lamar Jackson > He's a feisty one! I like that.
Zedrik Cayne > This is eve...fair is not in the book anywhere.
Commander Harken > as soon as you joind a corp you did
Commander Harken > i fight by cheating
Zedrik Cayne > Even if you are not in a corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont fight by cheating i can understand a warp block
Zedrik Cayne > Anyone could decide they take a dislike to your manner..and blow you up out of hand.
Commander Harken > i fight with freidns
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > but we fought them the led us away 1 at a time which is a tactic which is fair
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > andonly 1 of them was there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zedrik warps in in an osprey restores his teamates shield and warps out
Lamar Jackson > So... 2v4. Was it that unfair?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > if he hadnt done that my friend would have won the 1v1
Lamar Jackson > Do I count for four people now? :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > it was 1v1 lamar
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u were 70km away
Lamar Jackson > What, your thrasher friend?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > with out friend and we couldnt hit you
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no the one in the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > What about the drake and vexor?
Lamar Jackson > Well, the vexor blew up...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > the drake too far
Lamar Jackson > and the drake ran away...
Lamar Jackson > so...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > vexor was me still too far away
Zedrik Cayne > 12km wasn't too far :)
Zedrik Cayne > Er..I suppose it was.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i was 70km away when u started
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > killing the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > Your friend shouldn't have been so far off the rest of you. :D
Commander Harken > show me ships fits
Zedrik Cayne > You don't want to see them.
Zedrik Cayne > They burn the eyes.
Lamar Jackson > They're painful.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he was fine until zedrik warped in and restored ur shields
Lamar Jackson > Really/
Commander Harken > ill tell wats fair
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..I'
Zedrik Cayne > I've not moved in over ten minutes...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok
Commander Harken > ive been here for 5 min
Commander Harken > watchin you
Commander Harken > casue im bored
Zedrik Cayne > afk
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ?
Commander Harken > i feel like the ice may break
Zedrik Cayne > The wife wanted me to look at something.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ......
Commander Harken > i hate you
Zedrik Cayne > But I'm back now.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok good
Commander Harken > for having that
Zedrik Cayne > What, a wife?
Commander Harken > girl in general
Lamar Jackson > A significant other really isn't hard to get... I mean, a lot of people do.
Commander Harken > why wuld you attack a corp with nothing and not ask?
Commander Harken > you have to give them a choice
Commander Harken > life or death
Zedrik Cayne > I attacked you because your military advisor threatened me.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a small thing i had stored
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > who is it?
Zedrik Cayne > Odin Tuulari
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > odin omg
Commander Harken > i will enjoy this
Lamar Jackson > My money's on the iteron.
Commander Harken > ouch
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea mine too
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > this is something i had stored
Lamar is sitting over the belt in his Rapier...and a tristan shows up. A poorly fit one. The iteron of doom takes care of it and Lamar decloaks to try and nab the pod.
Commander Harken > wheres my pop corn
Commander Harken > HOW THE HELL?
Zedrik Cayne > Coreli C-Type Small Armor Repairer
Zedrik Cayne > Nice loot.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yep
Lamar Jackson > Indeed.
Commander Harken > i can have?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > oh yea zedrick ODIN DOSENT SPEAK FOR US
Lamar Jackson > You should probably bar him from speaking in general.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he isnt the military advisor bc he isnt the best equiped
Lamar Jackson > Granted, you're really not that much better at it...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im not saying its me? when did i say it was me?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > rijaxx has more experience and is better equiped
Lamar Jackson > No, I'm talking about the whole "speaking" bit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > we wouldnt do that we arnt dicks but why would you listen to him and not ask the corp leader?
Lamar Jackson > Because at this point, I now enjoy shooting you guys.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > corp leader makes decisions
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i bet you do and expecially ur but buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > bc he was a little nub and ran and shot to kill us >_>
Lamar Jackson > He's my "civil partner."
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > butt buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > idc ill go make my ore somehow if u little faggets dont follow me again
Zedrik Cayne > I don't know...I figured the 'military advisor' might have some standings for corp.
Lamar Jackson > Mining during a war is really a bad idea.
Lamar Jackson > I mean, bad.
Lamar Jackson > Seriously, don't do it.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > HOW DO I GET MONEY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zedrik Cayne > And don't forget your friends auto-piloting during war :)
Lamar Jackson > Yeah, that's bad too.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u dumbass u seen my ships i cant rat effectivly
Lamar Jackson > Ratting will also lead to you dying.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not really
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > they dont warp block
Zedrik Cayne > The only safe space for you, is in that station.
Lamar Jackson > I'd suggest missioning... but then I'd probe you out.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > exactly how do i make money huh?
Zedrik Cayne > Anywhere outside of it, we will find you.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > tell me
Lamar Jackson > I ain't playing this game for you.
Zedrik Cayne > Would you like some good advice?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > well i cant mine u faggets will follo me and kill me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i know a way but itll cost way too much and i dont have the money
Zedrik Cayne > 1) The people you hang out with in this game will get you into trouble.
Zedrik Cayne > 2) Hang out with a better class of people.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um dont hang out with friends that makes complete sense
Lamar Jackson > 3. Make better friends.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > 4. stfu friends are friends i know you dont know what those are like or real friends anyway but real friends u dont reject them bc what other people think of them you tell them too fuck off
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > instead of rejecting them
Lamar Jackson > Okay, let me amend that:
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u tell the faggets hat dont like themto fuck offf
Lamar Jackson > Never mind.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate.. Thank you Alentene local for putting up with us, however temporarily.
Welcome to the new IEEE adventures, where stupid doesn't begin to describe it.
The IEEE RIDES AGAIN
So, I'm about doing my thing again with an unrigged Iteron of Doom (tm) can flipping. When I run across this mining operation held by Etherial Angels. An atypical op..Drake plus Navitas plus Retreiver.
No cans in evidence, but there are plenty of wrecks...so I wander up to one and snatch everything. And go to afk in the station for a bit.
Odin Tuulari > you stole corporation property
Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > Sorry, was afk.
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...terribly sorry.
Odin Tuulari > please return the objects, and there will be no suvere consequences
This guy means business...
Zedrik Cayne > o.O
Odin Tuulari > i will let concord kill me, if i can see you die
Odin Tuulari > do not underestimate me
SERIOUS BUSINESS...
In local:
Odin Tuulari > Zedrick you can run but cant fucking hide you thief
Odin Tuulari > show yourself you coward
Odin Tuulari > come out of the dock
So I undock..and he's waiting for me in a drake.
Now I'm assuming he's tanked like a brick but with bad skills...What I do not expect was FOF missles, and no scram.
Zedrik Cayne > Stupi9d staion....
Odin Tuulari > drop the cargo i will let you go
Zedrik Cayne > You don't actually have me....
Zedrik Cayne > Surprising...but true...
Odin Tuulari > your right
Odin Tuulari > it is true
Odin Tuulari > you win this time
Oh, he has no idea...so I contact Concord....they will help me again, even if it has been months.
In the meantime, one of my former associates has gotten the number of these guys and apparently had the same conversation with them that I had. Because he's already allowed to fight them. Well, it is time to come forward with logistic help!
There are three of them in Alentene...but none docked...
They are sitting in a safe spot... Just sitting...A Drake and a Vexor sitting right next to each other, and a cormorant. 50km off...I'd probed them down and snuck up on them in a stealth bomber...As Lamarr gets ready to pounce...
I get Lamar in his Rapier to warp in just off of the cormorant's port bow. Where he vaporizes it.
Lamar Jackson > Hi guys.
He recloaks as I move in close to our two folks who are left...Lamar and I are discussing how best to pick off the Vexor when a Myrmidon warps in.
Slight complication. The Vexor drops some probes...at which point I've had enough of watching them do dumb things.
Zedrik Cayne > Just a word of advice Odin...
Zedrik Cayne > You can't probe down cloaked ships.
Lamar Jackson > Aww, you weren't supposed to tell him~
Zedrik Cayne > I can't stand seeing someone waste their time.
Odin Tuulari > Your pathetic mate, i got all night
Odin Tuulari > Quit playing Coward, and once im done with your boytoy Zedrick im coming for you
Zedrik Cayne > Boo!
And here's where I decloak...he's not going to target me.... But I wanted him to give the opportunity to suicide gank me.
Lamar Jackson > Wait, when did I become the boytoy
Lamar Jackson > Zedrik totally looks younger than me
Zedrik Cayne > Shh...let him have his fantasies.
Lamar Jackson > By rights, he's totally the boytoy
Zedrik Cayne > Now...I seem to remember you saying something about destroying me even if concord would blow you up?
Odin Tuulari > yup
Zedrik Cayne > You won't have to worry about that tomorrow..
Zedrik Cayne > But if you think you can..I'm right here.
Odin Tuulari > but sense yo declared war ill wait the 22hrs
Zedrik Cayne > So you were just talking out your anal orifice then.
Odin Tuulari > nope you declared war, ill wait
Lamar Jackson > I suppose I should start a blog now.
Odin Tuulari > about how much of a coward you are
Odin Tuulari > dude your in Tech II were in measelly tech 1 stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Measly...
Lamar Jackson > Also, *you're.
Odin Tuulari > you declared this war upon us, we were peaceful
Zedrik Cayne > You threatened me with suicide ganking.
Zedrik Cayne > I had to pay Lamar to give me a hand.
Lamar Jackson > That's not peaceful.
Odin Tuulari > and i still will suicide you
Lamar Jackson > (the truth is that I paid Zedrik to dec you guys)
Odin Tuulari > tomorrow
Lamar and I discuss me getting some logistics, and giving these guys a run for their money. In the meantime, he makes them chase him about a bit.
Lamar Jackson > Aw, man, I forgot to grab your buddy's corpse!
Odin Tuulari > aww what a shame
Odin Tuulari > Wow really dude
Odin Tuulari > gonna keep running
Lamar engages, and I warp in at 30...and start to make him the indestructable Rapier of DOOM (tm)
Lamar Jackson > Eject, bro
Lamar Jackson > No?
Lamar Jackson > Kaboom.
Lamar Jackson > You got a great CEO, by the way
Lamar Jackson > Running from the battlefield, leaving you to die
Odin Tuulari > not a CEO
Zedrik Cayne > He's their military advisor.
Lamar Jackson > Oh.
Odin Tuulari > By the way
Lamar Jackson > Well then.
Lamar Jackson > Miltary advisor.
Zedrik Cayne > Which is even better.
Odin Tuulari > may want to learn what your talking about before you type next time
Lamar Jackson > You should probably get a new one.
Odin Tuulari > lol
Zedrik Cayne > Whose idea was it to sit out here uncloaked in a safe?
Odin Tuulari > thats fine, tomorrow your both dead
Lamar Jackson > *you're
Odin Tuulari > nope your
Odin Tuulari > just cause it pisses you off
Lamar Jackson > and you didn't do too well today against a ship that only has two guns.
Rijaxx > i told him to leave at least one of us could keep our ship
Odin Tuulari > and someone transferring energy or some rather yea
Zedrik Cayne > You think me transferring is bad?
Odin Tuulari > no
Zedrik Cayne > You should see what happens when I start to shoot :)
Lamar Jackson > Oh god it's terrible.
Odin Tuulari > oh no im scared
Lamar Jackson > Corpse
Odin Tuulari > lol, so what
Odin Tuulari > you'll be the same
Odin Tuulari > nothingness in space
Zedrik Cayne > Um. 7m1
Odin Tuulari > wha?
Odin Tuulari > make a whole lot of sense there mate
Zedrik Cayne > Wrong window..I'm sure you can figure out what it means...
Odin Tuulari > nope
Zedrik Cayne > I'll make it more explicit...Planet 7 Moon 1.
Odin Tuulari > i see
They log off...and Hilarity ensues the next day. Where I catch their CEO and a scrub belt ratting (Warning, fittings may hurt your eyes)
http://ieee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9342859
And someone said stealth bombers were bad for solo pvp...
The very next day nobody's logged on except for their resident punching bag...afk in an iteron. Ooops..there goes the afk miner and pod.
Ezekul Erecon > u killed me...
Zedrik Cayne > Yes I did. You were afk.
Ezekul Erecon > yes i was that was a bitch move
Zedrik Cayne > Do tell your 'military advisor' that if he had not threatened to blow me up out of hand, you would probably still be mining.
Ezekul Erecon > yeah well now ur gunna get fucked up
Zedrik Cayne > Mmm...okay.
Ezekul Erecon > mmm...okay is right bec obvs ur scared of our advisor maybe not today or next week but watch ur back lil fucker
And he rage logs...too bad he's not figured out that autopiloting during war is a bad idea..and even the next day. (Someone's got a fondness for split-weapon ships)
I'm guessing that their military adviser had not mentioned fitting.
Welcome to the next IEEE investigation: The IEEE RIDES AGAIN!
No cans in evidence, but there are plenty of wrecks...so I wander up to one and snatch everything. And go to afk in the station for a bit.
Odin Tuulari > you stole corporation property
Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > Sorry, was afk.
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...terribly sorry.
Odin Tuulari > please return the objects, and there will be no suvere consequences
This guy means business...
Zedrik Cayne > o.O
Odin Tuulari > i will let concord kill me, if i can see you die
Odin Tuulari > do not underestimate me
SERIOUS BUSINESS...
In local:
Odin Tuulari > Zedrick you can run but cant fucking hide you thief
Odin Tuulari > show yourself you coward
Odin Tuulari > come out of the dock
So I undock..and he's waiting for me in a drake.
Now I'm assuming he's tanked like a brick but with bad skills...What I do not expect was FOF missles, and no scram.
Zedrik Cayne > Stupi9d staion....
Odin Tuulari > drop the cargo i will let you go
Zedrik Cayne > You don't actually have me....
Zedrik Cayne > Surprising...but true...
Odin Tuulari > your right
Odin Tuulari > it is true
Odin Tuulari > you win this time
Oh, he has no idea...so I contact Concord....they will help me again, even if it has been months.
In the meantime, one of my former associates has gotten the number of these guys and apparently had the same conversation with them that I had. Because he's already allowed to fight them. Well, it is time to come forward with logistic help!
There are three of them in Alentene...but none docked...
They are sitting in a safe spot... Just sitting...A Drake and a Vexor sitting right next to each other, and a cormorant. 50km off...I'd probed them down and snuck up on them in a stealth bomber...As Lamarr gets ready to pounce...
I get Lamar in his Rapier to warp in just off of the cormorant's port bow. Where he vaporizes it.
Lamar Jackson > Hi guys.
He recloaks as I move in close to our two folks who are left...Lamar and I are discussing how best to pick off the Vexor when a Myrmidon warps in.
Slight complication. The Vexor drops some probes...at which point I've had enough of watching them do dumb things.
Zedrik Cayne > Just a word of advice Odin...
Zedrik Cayne > You can't probe down cloaked ships.
Lamar Jackson > Aww, you weren't supposed to tell him~
Zedrik Cayne > I can't stand seeing someone waste their time.
Odin Tuulari > Your pathetic mate, i got all night
Odin Tuulari > Quit playing Coward, and once im done with your boytoy Zedrick im coming for you
Zedrik Cayne > Boo!
And here's where I decloak...he's not going to target me.... But I wanted him to give the opportunity to suicide gank me.
Lamar Jackson > Wait, when did I become the boytoy
Lamar Jackson > Zedrik totally looks younger than me
Zedrik Cayne > Shh...let him have his fantasies.
Lamar Jackson > By rights, he's totally the boytoy
Zedrik Cayne > Now...I seem to remember you saying something about destroying me even if concord would blow you up?
Odin Tuulari > yup
Zedrik Cayne > You won't have to worry about that tomorrow..
Zedrik Cayne > But if you think you can..I'm right here.
Odin Tuulari > but sense yo declared war ill wait the 22hrs
Zedrik Cayne > So you were just talking out your anal orifice then.
Odin Tuulari > nope you declared war, ill wait
Lamar Jackson > I suppose I should start a blog now.
Odin Tuulari > about how much of a coward you are
Odin Tuulari > dude your in Tech II were in measelly tech 1 stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Measly...
Lamar Jackson > Also, *you're.
Odin Tuulari > you declared this war upon us, we were peaceful
Zedrik Cayne > You threatened me with suicide ganking.
Zedrik Cayne > I had to pay Lamar to give me a hand.
Lamar Jackson > That's not peaceful.
Odin Tuulari > and i still will suicide you
Lamar Jackson > (the truth is that I paid Zedrik to dec you guys)
Odin Tuulari > tomorrow
Lamar and I discuss me getting some logistics, and giving these guys a run for their money. In the meantime, he makes them chase him about a bit.
Lamar Jackson > Aw, man, I forgot to grab your buddy's corpse!
Odin Tuulari > aww what a shame
Odin Tuulari > Wow really dude
Odin Tuulari > gonna keep running
Lamar engages, and I warp in at 30...and start to make him the indestructable Rapier of DOOM (tm)
Lamar Jackson > Eject, bro
Lamar Jackson > No?
Lamar Jackson > Kaboom.
Lamar Jackson > You got a great CEO, by the way
Lamar Jackson > Running from the battlefield, leaving you to die
Odin Tuulari > not a CEO
Zedrik Cayne > He's their military advisor.
Lamar Jackson > Oh.
Odin Tuulari > By the way
Lamar Jackson > Well then.
Lamar Jackson > Miltary advisor.
Zedrik Cayne > Which is even better.
Odin Tuulari > may want to learn what your talking about before you type next time
Lamar Jackson > You should probably get a new one.
Odin Tuulari > lol
Zedrik Cayne > Whose idea was it to sit out here uncloaked in a safe?
Odin Tuulari > thats fine, tomorrow your both dead
Lamar Jackson > *you're
Odin Tuulari > nope your
Odin Tuulari > just cause it pisses you off
Lamar Jackson > and you didn't do too well today against a ship that only has two guns.
Rijaxx > i told him to leave at least one of us could keep our ship
Odin Tuulari > and someone transferring energy or some rather yea
Zedrik Cayne > You think me transferring is bad?
Odin Tuulari > no
Zedrik Cayne > You should see what happens when I start to shoot :)
Lamar Jackson > Oh god it's terrible.
Odin Tuulari > oh no im scared
Lamar Jackson > Corpse
Odin Tuulari > lol, so what
Odin Tuulari > you'll be the same
Odin Tuulari > nothingness in space
Zedrik Cayne > Um. 7m1
Odin Tuulari > wha?
Odin Tuulari > make a whole lot of sense there mate
Zedrik Cayne > Wrong window..I'm sure you can figure out what it means...
Odin Tuulari > nope
Zedrik Cayne > I'll make it more explicit...Planet 7 Moon 1.
Odin Tuulari > i see
They log off...and Hilarity ensues the next day. Where I catch their CEO and a scrub belt ratting (Warning, fittings may hurt your eyes)
http://ieee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9342859
And someone said stealth bombers were bad for solo pvp...
The very next day nobody's logged on except for their resident punching bag...afk in an iteron. Ooops..there goes the afk miner and pod.
Ezekul Erecon > u killed me...
Zedrik Cayne > Yes I did. You were afk.
Ezekul Erecon > yes i was that was a bitch move
Zedrik Cayne > Do tell your 'military advisor' that if he had not threatened to blow me up out of hand, you would probably still be mining.
Ezekul Erecon > yeah well now ur gunna get fucked up
Zedrik Cayne > Mmm...okay.
Ezekul Erecon > mmm...okay is right bec obvs ur scared of our advisor maybe not today or next week but watch ur back lil fucker
And he rage logs...too bad he's not figured out that autopiloting during war is a bad idea..and even the next day. (Someone's got a fondness for split-weapon ships)
I'm guessing that their military adviser had not mentioned fitting.
Welcome to the next IEEE investigation: The IEEE RIDES AGAIN!
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