Socratic Files..The Main...Gems from Local

Gems out of Arnon Local:

Aihwa > Socratic....  Your kill history...  *cough*
Sara Colin > little less than 750 to go for you then
Socratic > there is no excuse for ecm whores
Sputt Nick > yeah they are quite ecm shaped arent they... nice post lol
Darius Genome > hes ranked 266,271
Darius Genome > lol
Socratic > rank = smell
hodge666 > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13154801
Socratic > means I smell better than you
hodge666 > karma
Aihwa > You can
Socratic > I am honest
Socratic > and honorable
Darius Genome > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Darius+Genome
Socratic > and I have mazimum isk
Aihwa > Explain this km then http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13435974
Socratic > what can you say?
Zedrik Cayne > He does have ECM drones on that Gila
Saurin Khel Kahoudi > Any pirates around?
Sara Colin > if ECM is dishonorable, and you have died many times with ECM drones
Sara Colin > in your bay
Sara Colin > then that would make you....?
Socratic > I have no ecm drones in my bay
Socratic > scan me
Socratic > or stfu
Sara Colin > you have in the past
Socratic > never
Sara Colin > I linked a KM with them in your bay
Socratic > they were copied and pasted by liars
Sara Colin > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13311688
Zedrik Cayne > http://ieee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9642133
Darius Genome > lol
Socratic > killmails are text
hodge666 > how about this in a drone boat if your not carrying ECM drone your stupid
Socratic > anyone can paste in lies
Aihwa > API killmails are legit
Zedrik Cayne > Api verified killmails are not :)
hodge666 > going to just let your ship die
Socratic > no api
hodge666 > very stupid
Socratic > my api is secret
hodge666 > always have a way out :)
Aihwa > http://ieee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9642133  Yes API verified
Socratic > lies
Zedrik Cayne > Yes Socratic..but those people who do kill you..their api's work *just* fine
Sara Colin > what, "It was a frame up, I never had that cocaine, I mean ECM drones on me officer"?
Aihwa > I don't understand why you're so upset about this.  ECM is a well recognized strategy.
Socratic > it is a coward's last resort
Zedrik Cayne > Because Socratic is a narcissistic white knight :)
Darius Genome > anything in game that works is a good strat
Socratic > if you fight be ready to die
Socratic > don't pull tricks
Socratic > or call for help
Zedrik Cayne > Or, dock up :)
Aihwa > As a scorpion and falcon pilot, I am deeply offended by that statment.
Socratic > tough noogies
Socratic > I thought you said you were leaving
Zedrik Cayne > Oh wait..no...engaging the dock tank is Soc's favorite trick.
Socratic > you will not be missed

And after a long afk..there's this in local:

Socratic > o7 nachos
Socratic > help me kill Zedrik
Socratic > he's a real dickhead
Kriesta Albright > Yeah, I have just gotten out of that though, and I found I wasn't able to manipulate my porportions, just clothes and appearence stuff like makeup/piercings.
Socratic > what about the titties?
Tongpu Pierrot > this is the future, you should be able to make yourself fatter on command
Kriesta Albright > Those are fixed, I can't manipulate them anymore.
Fenris Nihilus > hey has anybody else gotten slower response since the updates from stuff loading? like ships and stations are invisible for a bit b4 appearing
Laren Aubaris > you can change appearence for money only
Laren Aubaris > like it's in wow
UrbanRunner > Tongpu - its called Twinkies
Kriesta Albright > LOL
Kriesta Albright > L2Spacefood.
Kriesta Albright > Twinkies ftw
UrbanRunner > ^.^
Kriesta Albright > Urban
UrbanRunner > ?
Tongpu Pierrot > there are still twinkies floating around from when earth was habitable, and they are still edible
Kriesta Albright > If I could put a littel red eye on your toon,with some metal around it, I would change your name to Kano.
Kriesta Albright > :D
UrbanRunner > preserved in the vacuums of space
UrbanRunner > lawls@kriesta
Tongpu Pierrot > even if they were in a cargo hold, they'd still be edible

So I crank up the domi, undock...and...he's 130km off. Quickly zooming into 90km away. And orbiting me at..95km...

Socratic > shoot bitch
Socratic > I have all night
Zedrik Cayne > It's 95km
Zedrik Cayne > I can't even target out that far.
Xearal > get moar targetting skill :p
jazdia dax > use arty guns
Ennor Odunen > torps
Talon Thastus > Pew Pew
Zedrik Cayne > No, unless I strap on sensor boosters :)
Zedrik Cayne > Max targetting rage is 90km
Ennor Odunen > starp ons lol
Ennor Odunen > *strap

Now, he's not shot at me yet...and I'm 90km away... So I'll cowardly dock....Instead of sitting there and letting him pelt me from 90km away. (Not that he's opened fire yet)

Socratic > Zedrik Cayne the coward docks
Socratic > what a surprise
Zedrik Cayne > You don't have aggro Soc.
Zedrik Cayne > Actually..I'm wrong..you have killrights.
Zedrik Cayne > You can fire at will.
Kriesta Albright > Dessau <----good avatar
UrbanRunner > Soc, I've been gone for two months and ur still bulllying people in this system?
Kriesta Albright > Bullying? Lol hardly.
Talon Thastus > He's bullying?
Talon Thastus > Rofl
Kriesta Albright > He's being a clown. We are laughing with him....at him...pick one.
Socratic > Kriesta Albright I like your eyes and lips but please, show me your tits!
UrbanRunner > Eh, guess walked in half way of the convo -__-
Socratic > I do not bully
Socratic > Zedrik Cayne is the bully
UrbanRunner > i've seen you bullying soccy
Socratic > no you haven't
UrbanRunner > yes i have
Talon Thastus > Urban See all.
Socratic > 1. you lie
Kriesta Albright > Socratic, I think even in your wildest dreams, where every single fantasy was true, and at your fingertips, I would still deny you so much as a profile. :D
Socratic > 2. you have no proof
UrbanRunner > true, i don't devote my life to recording proof of ur bullying
Socratic > Kriesta you are a tease
Talon Thastus > Kriesta > Soc
Zedrik Cayne > Would someone please tell Soc that he can fire at will at me ?
UrbanRunner > doesn't mean it doesnt happen =]
Socratic > that is worse than a rapist
Kriesta Albright > Soc, I have decided to put a note on your toon.
UrbanRunner > wat does this note say?
Kriesta Albright > You are now Captain Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
Kriesta Albright > Congratulations.
UrbanRunner > wat why?
Socratic > you are a whore teasing bitch
UrbanRunner > disgracing Picards name
UrbanRunner > -__-
Socratic > spread 'em or quit
Kriesta Albright > Look at his Avatar. Take away his dreadlocks and gotee, what do you see...
jazdia dax > and the enterprise
UrbanRunner > oh one sec
Kriesta Albright > I see Patrick Stewart.
jazdia dax > i see 1 ugly sob
UrbanRunner > lol agreed kriesta
Kriesta Albright > Strait up lol
Talon Thastus > XD
Socratic > you ran again Zed

I'm trying to get a closer warp-in to his 90km away mach...By the time I land..I'm back to 130km away...

jazdia dax > glad he hides it with all that hair
Socratic > shoot or stfu
Zedrik Cayne > Soc.
Kriesta Albright > He's allowed to.
UrbanRunner > Soc speaking of which, wen did you put F'ing dreads on ur toon?
Kriesta Albright > *prays to the RNG Warping gods*
Zedrik Cayne > I can't shoot at you anymore..you aggro rand out :)
Socratic > I put them on when I realized that incompetent ccp forgot other long hair options for male toons
Kriesta Albright > OMFG!
Zedrik Cayne > Would someone...pretty...pretty...please..tell Soc to check his kill rights.
Kriesta Albright > CONAN OBRIAN
UrbanRunner > oh >.<
Talon Thastus > Soc, check your kill rights
Socratic > I would have preferred a biker pony tail any time
Ennor Odunen > -voms-
UrbanRunner > character customization is kinda limited
Socratic > I don't shoot at anyone unless they shoot at me
Socratic > if he runs he shows his cowardice
Kriesta Albright > If I run Soc, does that make me a coward too?
Ennor Odunen > define cowardice
Socratic > no you're a hot chick
Socratic > just convo me and show me your pubes
UrbanRunner > kk well i'm going to Cosmos to gring on some L4s for a while, have fun peoples
Kriesta Albright > How is that even relevant?
Socratic > and I will talk to you
UrbanRunner > Osmon*
SavSnoop > how do i use unallocated skill points ?
Kriesta Albright > o/
painpals > oh noes my ore =/

At this point..he opens up at range...T2 1400's...from 90km off...I still don't even have a lock...And he's starting to open the range even further.

Zedrik Cayne > T2 1400's eh?
Zedrik Cayne > Keep going Soc :)
Zedrik Cayne > Further away :)
Kriesta Albright > See, this is why I can never get missions done. I have too much fun ranting in Local. ^.^
Kriesta Albright > They need to give us a cantina/bar on the 21st.
Talon Thastus > Rofl
Kriesta Albright > Seriously.
Kriesta Albright > I would totally RP that scene.
Zedrik Cayne > You do know this isn't a shield tanked ship..right soc?

He's missing every third shot...which are cycling incredibly slow. The passive regen on the domi is tanking it.

Ennor Odunen > with a clarinet band
Kriesta Albright > ...
Kriesta Albright > Sounds star wars-ish
Kriesta Albright > great
Talon Thastus > It needs fuckin' METAL
Zedrik Cayne > Scuse me a moment folks.

I'm getting more wife aggro..time to dock and figure something out...maybe a frigate to go and nail him?

Ennor Odunen > \,,/
Kriesta Albright > It should have instanced types of live music. You chose upon entering.
Zedrik Cayne > It'll take all night for Soc to get within warp disruptor range :)
Kriesta Albright > Metal/Disco/Opera....
Socratic > the coward runs
Socratic > good thing
Socratic > I need to go see my strippers
Kriesta Albright > ?
Sputt Nick > oh it kinda looked to me like he was running right after calling you a coward, you know how light plays tricks on your eyes sometimes :p
Socratic > Zedrik Cayne docked twice like he complains I do
Moariem > who runs nao?
Socratic > he cannot face a real BS threat
Sputt Nick > you ran away from him
painpals > hmm what to do
Socratic > he is a loser dickhead who is not earing his merc pay
Socratic > I am going out to the srip club
Socratic > see you losers
Kriesta Albright > I wonder.....Soc....you are abad at the game....
Harry Dude > any nasty women out there?
Kriesta Albright > 5
Kriesta Albright > 4
Kriesta Albright > 3
Kriesta Albright > 2
Kriesta Albright > 1?
Laren Aubaris > check private)
Harry Dude > huh?
Kriesta Albright > Never mind.
Socratic > Zedrik Cayne the bad ass merc with the self serving blog fails his misison again
Socratic > Zedrik Cayne are you gonna stick with me for a year?
Socratic > you don't realize what you've taken on
Socratic > you are just a hired gun with no bullets
Talon Thastus > *facedesks*
Socratic > I will go and lick reall titties and pussy now and you will be here playing with yourself
Socratic > afk
Kriesta Albright > By that, he means he is alt tabbing to watch beastiality*
Kriesta Albright > xD
Talon Thastus > TL;DR, he means he's gonna go fap to child porn.
Talon Thastus > Or that...
Talon Thastus > You rock, girl
Kriesta Albright > <3
Talon Thastus > ;D
Harry Dude > well nice not chatting tc

Soc is Delerious...Boston has finally ditched his corp...probably for the length of the wardec. But here's more arnon local fun for you all.