The Socratic Files: Socratic the Last

This is the local fall out, and likely to be the last of the Socratic Files. Until he manages to rat his way back up above -4.0 so he can undock in Arnon.

Jenna Annej > yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!
Drinoch > i'll go smash fleet me
So Crappy > LOOK AT MA FACE!
Zedrik Cayne > Ow..soc...look at that sec status.
Drinoch > trying to clean up my act
Talon Zann > outlaw....nice
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > Socratic WTF HAPPENED BUDDY
Drinoch > tired of low sec
So Crappy > <-- Socratic ! Zo5o > in b4 20 wardecs
Talon Zann > no hes not
Talon Zann > soc said alts were for bad players who were retards or something along those lines
Zedrik Cayne > Gentlemen...I am afraid that Socratic may not be staying in Arnon for quite a while.
sirius2u Equilibrium > depends on how you use your alts, most people use them to mess up other peoples the game.
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > ladies and gentlemen of arnon
Talon Zann > but ill miss him :(
Socratic > no, alts
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we congratulate you on your glorious victory
Socratic > I am still here
Socratic > and I will stay
t1mmeh > who is?
So Crappy > I WILL STAY HURR DURR
Socratic > the amount of engergy you put into the scam was wasted
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and if you are happy with this result, isk donations to Morin Blaine would be welcomed
Morin Blain > just spell my name right in that case
Talon Zann > can someone explain what happened?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > fuck
VunterSlash > And in the end the lulz you take is equal to the ISk you waste.
Morin Blain > otherwise everyone will make an alt now
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > Morin Blain
Zedrik Cayne > Well..you can't exactly do much but sit in station.
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > donate isk to him
Zedrik Cayne > I will be putting a blog up soon.
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > as you will look here: Socratic and notice that his sec status currently forbids him from undocking
Zedrik Cayne > But socratic just took the fast ride down to -9.8
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > fraps will get posted too :)
Socratic > for 24hours, big deal
Zedrik Cayne > Thanks...to Morin Blain.
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > /emote bows to morin
Socratic > you wasted billions in resources for one lonely character
Xenofarion > ratting up from -9.8 to 0.0 in 24 hours? lol
Xenofarion > never
Socratic > kind of a compliment
Xenofarion > if you were in 0.0 perhaps
Socratic > thanks
Xenofarion > but definitely not here
Zedrik Cayne > Billions of resources?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we spent some time, but certainly not isk haha
Socratic > you ae again blocked
Talon Zann > what the heck did you guys do?
Socratic > you figure it out
Xenofarion > you mean like throwaway alts that dont even cost the 30,000 isk for a clone?
Zedrik Cayne > We setup soc in a battleship
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > well
Zedrik Cayne > With smartbombs
sk1337 > what happned?
Socratic > I still find the best way is to ignore yu Zedrik
BigKingNasty > wow
BigKingNasty > ydi
Talon Zann > hahahahahaha omg wow
Socratic > you really are a mentally ill
Zedrik Cayne > And a bunch of alts
BigKingNasty > smartbombs in high sec space?
Socratic > take care of your kids and leave the gaming world alone
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > he smartbombed about 10-15 pods I think :)
t1mmeh > wow Zed, this guy is probably as lulz as JP
Socratic > they gave me the ship
Socratic > it was no loss
t1mmeh > i had to come here to belive it
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > CONCORD AND SENTRY GUNS WILL SHOOT SOCRATIC IF HE UNDOCKS IN ANY SHIP
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DROP AS MANY CANS AS YOU WANT
Talon Zann > yeah, hes kind of screwed
Xenofarion > and you are free to shoot him
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > FREE OF HIS FAIL REPRISAL
Xenofarion > anytime
Drinoch > your gay...we already knew that
Zedrik Cayne > Corpse Corpse Corpse Female Corpse Corpse Female you're*
Socratic > for 24 hours
Socratic > big deal
sk1337 > lol
t1mmeh > lol
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > 24 hours
Socratic > I also play other games
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > does socratic realize
Zedrik Cayne > Corpse Corpse Female Corpse Female Corpse Female Corp...
Socratic > I will open training and log
So Crappy > ragequit? :D
Socratic > see ya
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > that sec status doesn't go away after 24 hours
Drinoch > i masturbate....a lot
Socratic > I never quit
t1mmeh > o/
So Crappy > of course you do
Socratic > so do I Drinaoch
Zedrik Cayne > Corpse Corpse Female Corpse Female Corpse
Socratic > get yourself a girl
So Crappy > you're grabbing your ttail and run like a whiny girl
Socratic > i am old but you are young
Socratic > not at all
t1mmeh > a girl like you maybe?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I DECLARE TO DAY
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > VA DAY
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > VICTORY IN ARNON DAY
Socratic > t1mmeh I don't know you
Socratic > and you are connected to this, how?
Zedrik Cayne > The blog will be updated
t1mmeh > maybe you'd like to
Sisyphus Estemaire > my thrusters turn on and off repeatedly. I'm stuck where i am. what can I do?
Socratic > not at all
t1mmeh > why not?
Talon Zann > This day will forever live in the hearts of those who live in Arnon, as VA day.
Socratic > you are stuck on an object
sirius2u Equilibrium > i hope he diesnt quit, Arnon would be boring without his daily rants
t1mmeh > you don't know me
Socratic > orbit it until you are clear
So Crappy > he petitioned already i bet - like a crying child running to the mommy
Talon Zann > like CCP cares, its part of the game
Socratic > it was an elegant scam
Sisyphus Estemaire > thanks
So Crappy > would pay millions of ISK for his face when the GMs turn the petition down xD
Socratic > I don't petition those
Socratic > I am flattered by the attention
Socratic > and I lost what?
Socratic > your ship
Xenofarion > 7.8 sec?
Socratic > big deal
t1mmeh > hey Soc, why not log and go and see some laydees
So Crappy > Socratic > and I lost what? <-- all your sec? trololol sk1337 > how did they make you do it?
t1mmeh > (RL women don't take ISK BTW)
So Crappy > because he's a tool
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we warped in i dunno 10 or so pods
sk1337 > lol
Socratic > pretended to lay a trap for Zedrik
Talon Zann > battleship + smartbombs + alts in pods= - sec for soc
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > on his mega that was smartbombing
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > in a safespot
So Crappy > claims to be in MENSA and one of the 2% most intelligent people
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > :)
sk1337 > haha
So Crappy > and smartbombs in highsec
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > WAS GLORIOUS
So Crappy > never met such an idiot
Socratic > actually I am in the top 0.00000001 percent
Socratic > and it's no claim
Xenofarion > yeah, for sure
Socratic > it's been verified
Xenofarion > you basically invented the intelligence
Xenofarion > yeah, berified by your mother
Socratic > by an independent agency of the government
Talon Zann > how much dope you smoking today bro?
Socratic > none
t1mmeh > verified top 0.0000000001% tard?
Morgan Shane > Hi Socratic
Xenofarion > when she said "don't listen to the others, boy. stop crying, they're just envying you. You're special!"
Socratic > but i will soon, my cancer is growing
Socratic > ni
Socratic > hi
sirius2u Equilibrium > damn man, he really got cancer ?! now i feel bad for the fuktard
Socratic > california medicianal weed
Morin Blain > RL and shiny internet spaceships have no business being mixed
Morin Blain > i keep the two strickly seperate
So Crappy > he always claims to have cancer when he gets owned in EVE
So Crappy > pretty shitty move, bro
Socratic > too bad it didn't help your spelling morin
Socratic > I do have cancer
Socratic > why would I lie
So Crappy > ^bashing foreigners for their language, classy
Socratic > my psa is going up
So Crappy > why would you lie? are you seriously asking that? then you cant be nearly as intelligent as you claim :P
Morgan Shane > say thank's to japanese nuclear plant
Socratic > no I tell the truth
So Crappy > attention whore would be one of the reasons
Socratic > I am not ashamed
Socratic > the reason for lies rests with assholes like you
So Crappy > yeah, you always do, we know. Just like you never fit ECM drones, eh?
Socratic > why
Socratic > it's true
Socratic > it could happen to you
So Crappy > yeah, of course. and the API verified killmails lie
t1mmeh > are you gay Socratic?
So Crappy > we all know
Socratic > no I am not t1 sorry to disappoing you
So Crappy > everybody lies and is stupid, you are the only intelligent one
Socratic > I don't tell lies
t1mmeh > can you be turned?
Socratic > I am intelligent
Socratic > simple truths
t1mmeh > i liek ur stile
So Crappy > i guess you just lied
Havaan Ronuken > I like Turtles
So Crappy > :paradoxon:
Talon Zann > TURTLES!!!!!!!!
Socratic > your elaborate plans were for a scam in a video game
Tech Killa > TIMMEH!
t1mmeh > o/
Havaan Ronuken > bloody yanks
Socratic > if you had done this in real life you would probably be successful beyond your wildest dreams
Socratic > instead you want to live in a virtual world
Tech Killa > Do what?
Talon Zann > 8===D its elmo sideways
Socratic > you are pitiable
t1mmeh > i like your hair Soc
Socratic > yours looks really bad
So Crappy > oh god.. the RL-argument is coming upo? Seriosuly? What age are you? 13? And full of pimples?
Morgan Shane > humanity believe to be intelligent ,but humanity is a fucking bullshit!
Socratic > I am 61
Socratic > and I am for real
Socratic > honorable
So Crappy > yeah, yeah
So Crappy > of course
Socratic > the real deal
Socratic > you are a jerk
Socratic > you fail
Socratic > at life
t1mmeh > 61 and still a n00b
So Crappy > RABBLE BABBLE is all i read
Havaan Ronuken > as opposed to being for fake?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
t1mmeh > that makes me moist
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > can't wait till it hits the blog
Socratic > I don't need to lie to get a following
Socratic > you have my pity
t1mmeh > you're so hot
So Crappy > yep
So Crappy > /emote has a hard-on.
t1mmeh > me 2
So Crappy > lets do a twincest man-on-man scene, soc
Socratic > your preference is of no interest to me
So Crappy > ^you lie!
So Crappy > it is
t1mmeh > it turns him on
Tech Killa > His baby penis. :3
Xenofarion > :D
Socratic > be nice tech
So Crappy > or?
t1mmeh > don't forget to reach around
So Crappy > you tell him to get off you lawn?
Tech Killa > :D Couldn't resist
So Crappy > your*
t1mmeh > afk 4 cold shower
Zo5o > socratic
Talon Zann > lol
Zo5o > >-9.8
t1mmeh > this Soc guy haz made me 2 hot
Zo5o > are you ragequitting arnon soc?
Talon Zann > see it keeps changing between -2.5 and -9.8 for me, wtf?
So Crappy > he said he has other games
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it's a sync issue talon
So Crappy > probably raging atm
Socratic > I can't stay here
Socratic > rage?
Socratic > why
Zo5o > wait now it's 2.5, wat
Xenofarion > should be .9,8 again
Socratic > it was an elegently run trap
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > its a sync issue
So Crappy > thank you ♥
Zo5o > so is his sec status actually 9.8 or 2.5
Socratic > why anyone wants to take that much effort
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it will fix itself :) he's legally shot by everyone in eve right now
So Crappy > and are you up to some weaty man-love now?
So Crappy > sweaty
Socratic > says more about them than me
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it's actually -9.8
Socratic > I am flattered
Zo5o > lol
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we have it frapsed
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > from multiple angles
So Crappy > confirming that having a few alts doing a fleet warp is "effort"
Morin Blain > ty Mr socratic. Extraordinary things require extraordinary effort. It was a pleasure working with you
Socratic > Morin I am disappointed in you
Socratic > don't you have a life?
Havaan Ronuken > I'm dissapointed in you
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > if you appreciate this service, send isk to myself, morin blain or zedrik cayne
Zo5o > wat happen? the griefers made him snap and he just started shooting people or the station over and over?
Havaan Ronuken > wheres my ice cream
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > no
Talon Zann > smartbombs
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we set up a trap, got him in a safespot firing a full rack of large smarties
Talon Zann > into warping in pods
Zo5o > ahahahahahaha oh wow
Xenofarion > was well worth the 500 mil tbh :P
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and warped in a bunch of neutral alt pods and the like
Xenofarion > this is EVE history
Zo5o > >smartbombs in hisec
Zo5o > amazing
Zo5o > /emote golfclaps
So Crappy > only the 0.0000000001%* of the most intelligant do that* = self-claim
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > Morin Blain Zedrik Cayne or myself are all accepting isk donations for this service
Mendoze > socratic what'd you do
en Marland > hahaha socratic yuo fail
Socratic > enjoy it for ow
Socratic > now
Socratic > I'll be back
en Marland > IN a year
Xenofarion > so glad I payed for this xD
Zo5o > >mfw I just got the last kill on socratic ever in arnon
Xenofarion > lol you podded him?
Xenofarion > my lock wasnt fast enough
Zo5o > got his velator lol
Xenofarion > haha
So Crappy > ok
So Crappy > now that he's gone
So Crappy > are ypu content with a nice copy of him?
So Crappy > I R INTELLIGENTESTEST OF ALL!
So Crappy > amidoinitright?
Harry Dude > you podded socratic?
Morin Blain > we gave him -9.8 security status
So Crappy > we -9.8'd socratic
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > remember if you are happy justice was served, feel free to donate isk to Morin Blain Zedrik Cayne or myself!
Alebo Dumon > How did you manage that?
Morin Blain > scam took 2 weeks to run
Tech Killa > how???
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it was truly a work of art
Morin Blain > read all about it on zedriks blog soon
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and we will have links to the fraps!
So Crappy > http://zedrikcayne.blogspot.com/
Morin Blain > let's just say he volunteerd to blast 8 smartbombs of the ship i gave him
Alebo Dumon > awesome, I glad people we out of their way to give some justice to a notorious dick
So Crappy > I'm not a dick
So Crappy > i am intelligent, verily
So Crappy > and you sir, fail at life
So Crappy > because i am so superior
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > if you like our work
So Crappy > and i have 50 gilas
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > myself, morin blain and zedrik cayne are happy to accept your donations
So Crappy > i have so much more money than you
So Crappy > and i totally dont care or rage-quit ove rthis small incident
Tech Killa > lol who r u?
Talon Zann > hes volunteering to be the next socratic
So Crappy > I am the intelligentestest person ever
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > there's always got to be one :)
Tech Killa > oh ok
Tech Killa > lol
Talon Zann > this is his audition where we see if hes good enough
So Crappy > just wait until i get one of my 50 gilas
So Crappy > and someday, when i want, i will win some fights
So Crappy > the 80% losses on battleclinic are lies and purpose
Zo5o > hey where are you gonna post fraps links
So Crappy > so that everyone is underestimating me
Zo5o > on zed's blog?
So Crappy > HAHAH
So Crappy > i am so smart!
Dorchek en Daire > fail
So Crappy > you will never grasp this cunning plan
Zo5o > soc private convoed me as he left the system
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yeah they will be on zeds blog and most likely on cans anchored outside soe
Zo5o > "you seemed to be an okay guy, do you think this was a good thing?"
So Crappy > Zo5o > soc private convoed me as he left the system y-- lies!
Zo5o > I said "As an impartial outside observer, it's pretty funny."
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > rofl
So Crappy > write "fuck yeah" :P
Zo5o > "Well what you think is funny says it all I guess. I pity your loved ones."
Talon Zann > omg we should see if CCP will make his velator wreck permanent as a monument
So Crappy > ROFL
Morin Blain > i plan to put a secure can there
So Crappy > let's put up a dick-shaped shrine?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > permanent velator wreck
Morin Blain > it's only 20 AU from SoE, bring wife and kids for a family day out!
Talon Zann > Yeah
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yeah
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > good idea morin
Xenofarion > oh boy.. :D
Talon Zann > Here lies the wreck of Socratic's Velator, may he never return and get sucked into a sun.
Zo5o > I have to say though
Zo5o > I'm disappointed I'll probably never kill another one of his gilas.
Zo5o > Oh well, I guess 3 was enough.
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > well
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > think of it this way
Xenofarion > he said he'll be back within 25 hours heh
Morin Blain > well he will be in lowsec ratting
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > if he wants to come back
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > he is going to have to rat in null or low
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > free target practice gents
Morin Blain > he's just a locator away
Zo5o > >him in null or lo
Zo5o > battleclinic killmail comments message board gonna be full of lulz soon
So Crappy > /emote *brain asplodes*
So Crappy > soc not in highsec?
So Crappy > does not compute
Talon Zann > good riddance to bad rubbish
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > now I can rule this system with an iron fist!
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > mwahahahahaha
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > MY EBIL PLAN IS NEAR COMPLETE
Xenofarion > SkwisgaarSkwigelf > now I can rule this system with an iron penis
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > well that too
Xenofarion > fix'd
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > iron fist is what I call my penis anyways
Talon Zann > im not afraid of your ebil plan
Xenofarion > irons gets rusty, though
Morin Blain > Getting a gilah is nice but since he was shitting isk not a real punishment, thats why i decided to try a different form of pvp
Dorchek en Daire > a big floppy donkey dick
Xenofarion > :D
Zo5o > if he's smart, he can raise his sec status by just flying around in a covops, taking potshots at battleship rats every 20 minutes, and raise his sec back up without ever being decloaked and vulnerable for more than a few seconds
Zo5o > wait
Zo5o > >if he's smart
Zo5o > scratch that
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yeah
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > not likely man
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > lol
Morin Blain > well you just witnessed his smartness
So Crappy > DONT FORGET I AM INTELLIGENT
Zo5o > he'll rat in blaster-fit navy apocs
Zo5o > with heatsinks
So Crappy > MORE THAN 99.9999999999% OF PEOPLE
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > we can only hope
Dorchek en Daire > you guys outside just baiting him?
Zo5o > I'm willing to bet he's going to petition
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > Sterling Mallory Archer
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > NICE name man
Tech Killa > How'd you guys get him to drop his sec?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > archer is one of the best shows on tv
Zo5o > on the grounds that what you guys did was "griefing without possibility of profit"
Zo5o > which IS against the eula...
Morin Blain > we looked at it from every angle and we are sure we used only normal game mechanics
Morin Blain > and mind fucks are considered game mechanics
Zo5o > well I've heard of similar things being petitioned successfully
Morin Blain > i finished training mind fuck level V 2 weeks ago, had to test
Dorchek en Daire > online experience may change
Tech Killa > .(\ /) (ƒ;..;)ƒ('') ('')≡Ѵ≡
Zo5o > such as 100mn mwd vagabond/machariel bumping hulks
Zo5o > which ccp considers griefing without possibility of profit
So Crappy > LOL dorchek xD
So Crappy > his wreck?
So Crappy > we got him concorded
Zo5o > ...I don't mean to rain on your guys' parade or anything, just saying, if he's back in 24 hours with -2.5 sec again... that's what happened.
So Crappy > also, he was a wartarget
Morin Blain > of his own free choice
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > he had the opportunity to NOT turn on smartbombs in hisec
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > noone made him do that, he clicked the buttons mate
Talon Zann > getting rid of Soc is "profit" imo
So Crappy > and he clicked away the warning
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > ^^
Morin Blain > and he witnessed boston bradley's smartbomb incident just last week
So Crappy > saying "ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKTARD TO SB IN HIGHSEC?!"
Zo5o > yeah, I'm not saying ccp SHOULD reset his sec status
So Crappy > and he clicked "YES, I FUCKING AM!"
Zo5o > I totally agree that it was his own damn fault, and hilarious.
Tech Killa > lmfao
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and technically
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > this is basically subcontracting
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > on the original contract zedrik cayne took on
Talon Zann > yeah
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > which means it IS profit
Morin Blain > we were just practising fleetwarps
So Crappy > ^lol
Talon Zann > doesnt soc have some time bought in a few weeks?
Zo5o > if ccp wants to preserve this game as having hisec be "safer, not safe," they'll tell him it was his own damn fault.
Morin Blain > i chose a random B< from my list So Crappy > i still don't get why i dont get killrights for a podkill..
Morin Blain > *BM
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > btw
Morin Blain > scared the crap out of me
Morin Blain > :-)
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I am the original contractor
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I hired zedrik to come here and harass socratic
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > after months of socratic's bullshit
Xenofarion > mosquite bite on my second toe. FML
Xenofarion > mosquito*
Talon Zann > damn, never would have guessed it was you
Tech Killa > lmfao that sucks testicles
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > so it was a FOR PROFIT operation
Talon Zann > well, thank god hes gone
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > as I paid ingame legal tender
Tech Killa > I kinda miss him. :(
Zedrik Cayne > And boy...did I take a profit..Soc paid me more to leave him alone, than Skwis actually paid me :)
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > or as you may be more familiar with it, ISK
Zedrik Cayne > Fortunately, someone thought of that and part of the original contract was to soak Soc for as much isk as I could.
Talon Zann > yeah he gave u 500 mil that time
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and I must say I am PLEASED AS CHRISTMAS PUNCH with zedrik's service
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > prompt, effective, and well documented
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I will recommend his services forever :)
Xenofarion > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13502613 <-- retriever + cane kill socratic's dramiel Zo5o > soc loses dramiels to rifters all the time lol
VunterSlash > soc loses all the time lol
Zo5o > he likes to fight 200/400 plated rifters up close in his minimally tanked dramiels
Xenofarion > but..but he learned to orbit @ 500 and shoot in the tutorial
Xenofarion > can't be wrong
Talon Zann > lol
NightmareJacK EL > why there's tons of cargo's refering to soc?
Morin Blain > soc is no more
NightmareJacK EL > no more?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > socratic has fallen
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > a masterful trap
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > truly a work of art
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > he is now -9.8 security status
NightmareJacK EL > and what does that mean?
NightmareJacK EL > im new sry
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it means he is KILL ON SIGHT everywhere in eve
Talon Zann > ^
Morin Blain > well he can't enter highsec anymore
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and not legally allowed to fly ships around high security space
Xenofarion > that the police will shoot him and that everyone can kill im
Morin Blain > for a long long time
NightmareJacK EL > hahahhahaha
NightmareJacK EL > nice
NightmareJacK EL > welll done
NightmareJacK EL > i heard he scummed a lot of ppl
Drinoch > i got from -10 to -3.9 in 4 days
Xenofarion > he lost about 15 time 13% sec
Morin Blain > Remember folks, even hiding in an NPC corp is not enough
Drinoch > it's no big deal
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yes
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > but are you socratic
Xenofarion > and one battleship gives 0.15%, figure yourself :P
Drinoch > nope
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > i rest my case
So Crappy > BUT I AM
Harry Dude > what happened??
NightmareJacK EL > hahahhaha
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > just stay tuned for the new blog
So Crappy > I GOT TRICKED AND AM MAD!
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and we have fraps of the entire thing
Harry Dude > quiet so
Talon Zann > So Crappy.-This audition isn't going so great for you, what do you think is going wrong?
Morin Blain > he lacks the isk for 50 gila's
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > he isnt out losing gila's to me, for starters
So Crappy > I DONT KNOW, I'M MAD!
Drinoch > hell i'm confused
Talon Zann > So Crappy-The answer is, it is impossible for anyone to be as obnoxious, annoying, and generally like an ass as much as Socratic could be. Nice try, but you can't do it, sorry.
Drinoch > the only way he could have possibly gone down that far was he kept shooting people
Talon Zann > he smartbombed a fuck ton of pods
Morin Blain > he smartbombed a dozen pods
Drinoch > holy shit really?
Morin Blain > yes
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yes
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > :)
Drinoch > ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > just wait for it to hit the blog and the fraps to be uploaded
Morin Blain > it took 2 weeks to write the BS story to get him that far
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > which reminds me
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > i need shit to encode my fraps from the viewpoint of the poddee :)
Morin Blain > uploading it now, hope it works
Morin Blain > i have the cloaky alt's view :-)
Drinoch > WTF were you doing using a smartbomb in hi-sec?
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > hahaha
Drinoch > this has to be BS....nobody would be that dumb
Morin Blain > oh yes, if pushed enough
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > well you are mistaken good sir :)
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > it was a true work of art
Morin Blain > and i'm uploading the video of him doing it right now
Drinoch > okay were are the fraps
NightmareJacK EL > wanna c that
Tech Killa > [Multiple Items] (Item Exchange)
Morin Blain > ^^
Drinoch > fuck yes
Morin Blain > in HD
Morin Blain > coming to a theatre near you soon
Morin Blain > If you liked out work, consider a donation
Tech Killa > Link when you get it uploaded
Morin Blain > *our (damn spelling)
Morin Blain > the link will be in zedriks blogpost, which he is writng as we speak

Thank you very much for reading the Socratic files. I hope you had as much fun reading about this, as I had creating it.