Sidebar Part II....Ooops Wife Aggro

So the war starts...badly...

I catch some wife aggro...should only take a minute right? (Note to self..do not leave computer unless you are docked)

Tizona > what exactly is happening here?
Tizona > heh
Boston Bradley > im pwning this bitch
Tizona > looks like Zed's afk
Boston Bradley > who war dec'd my corp
Tizona > you're not pwning shit dude
EVE System > Channel changed to Balle Local Channel

Right...near Dodixie...time to reship and head back to Arnon. Warp to station exit...fire up the guns and...Insta Dock.

Boston Bradley > lol zedrick seems angry
Soulta Sagamaw > messed
Zedrik Cayne > Hey hey...not so brave when I'm at the keys?
Zedrik Cayne > :)
Boston Bradley > Don't worry bro, it's still 1-0.
Zedrik Cayne > C'mon out...I'm sure you want to make it 2-0 :)
Boston Bradley > Nah I'm fine with 1-0.
HackFactor > I've been reading the blog and have to give you a hard time...
HackFactor > Isn't that against standard and practices?  going afk outside station while at war?
Zedrik Cayne > Wife Aggor beats Game Aggro.
Boston Bradley > LOL BURN
Straumnes > I do that all the time.
Socratic > that seems like a whine
VisKerric > Lex Phobius run to base coward.  Timmah00 run to pod coward
VisKerric > Tira Nogoth *
Zedrik Cayne > Oh goodness...Soc unblocked me?
Straumnes > Mother of god...
HackFactor > LOL, true, wife aggor wins.  It was just funny to see it happen ;)
Boston Bradley > aggro you mean?
Zedrik Cayne > You've obviously never met my wife.
HackFactor > yeah *aggro    simple mistype
Boston Bradley > I was just wondering if you ment something else.
AtheistOfFail > hi :)
Socratic > trade wife in for a hooker
Socratic > use her and kick her out
Jaden Mars > seriously.... don't ask about the aggor..... it beats aggro every night.....
AtheistOfFail > can anyone give me a hand with a quick little thing?
Socratic > no more aggro
Jaden Mars > just like my wife beats me
Socratic > with what Athel
Straumnes > AW MAN.
AtheistOfFail > come into this mission, blow up these frigates for me and pick up the loot ;)
Straumnes > I was just about to shoot him!
Straumnes > Damn you Concord!
Socratic > fleet me
VisKerric > Lex Phobius  Tira Nogoth  cowards
Nova Lux > what's up with the people invoking the station?
Snip King > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13443332#mail
Zedrik Cayne > I wouldn't trust Socratic..he tends to try and steal your epic arc mission items.
Socratic > it's a common war tactic
Nova Lux > to suicide on the station?
Zedrik Cayne > And then ransom them back to you.
Alex Sxtn > also dont bend over ner socratic.
Socratic > thought you meant docking games
Socratic > suicide is usually for jumping a clone
Socratic > or just plain stupid
Socratic > AtheistOfFail do you need help or not?
Alex Sxtn > Do not fleet socratic
AtheistOfFail > my ship's leaking hull
Magosian > you CAN taunt Socratic though, unlike happy fun ball
AtheistOfFail > i am going to say yess
Socratic > then fleet me so I can find you
AtheistOfFail > gallente don't like me :*(
Alex Sxtn > do not fleet im
Alex Sxtn > he will steal ur shit and ransom it back to u
AtheistOfFail > lol
AtheistOfFail > i have a rifter and no ISK xD
AtheistOfFail > he's gonna have some fun hocking this xD
Alex Sxtn > he will steal ur mission items
Alex Sxtn > so u cant finish it
AtheistOfFail > it's Pirate invasion
AtheistOfFail > kill stuff, get ISK
AtheistOfFail > not exactly pick stuff up :)
Sqeakus > Socratic will not steal your items.
Sqeakus > All the people who say that are liars.
Socratic > why did you dump fleet
Socratic > you are plenty old enough to defend yourself
AtheistOfFail > yea
Socratic > if you want help stop screwing around
AtheistOfFail > not even faction navy with a rifter
Socratic > you have nothing that I want
AtheistOfFail > brb, training diplomacy xD
Socratic > yeah work on that
Socratic > you need it
Socratic > snip why are you still laying cans for me
Socratic > you remember what happened last time for 20 minutes of frustration on your part
Sqeakus > I think he has a friend with him too.
Socratic > do me a favor, pull it down and behave yourself
Snip King > i though you would clean it up
Socratic > they couldn't bust my tank last night together
Socratic > why
Snip King > lol idk
Socratic > there is no need to place it out in the first place
Snip King > as long as you are here, i will place those cans
Socratic > sihdeay Saisima why are you dropping cans
sihdeay Saisima > salvaged it
Socratic > Tira Nogoth then why make yourself a jerk by dropping cans that threaten my noobs?
sihdeay Saisima > no threat just taking a sec
Zedrik Cayne > No way...
VisKerric > Tira Nogoth is an annoying little troll
Zedrik Cayne > You closed corp?
Boston Bradley > just gave to my alt
Boston Bradley > hahahahah

Yup...he bailed on corp to evade me. Oh well..add the new ceo.. Let's just watch.

Much later...I see a logon/logoff dance. Boston, then the new ceo..then Boston again..check *ding* He's back in corp...and in Egghelende?

Well, let's ride up and check it out. The weather report reads 0 ships destroyed in the past hour.

EVE System > Channel changed to Egghelende Local Channel
Boston Bradley > Hey Airframe
Boston Bradley > Want to make some money?
Boston Bradley > hey zedrick
Boston Bradley > where you at little bitch

Warp in...get situated...Theres a mega on scan...not at a belt or other celestial, and it dissapears right quick.

Zedrik Cayne > What, you sneak away from me by ditching corp...and now you're going to hire your friends?
Boston Bradley > yep
Zedrik Cayne > Be my guest.
Boston Bradley > leaving the system?
Boston Bradley > ur such a wimp

Hey look! I've got a locator in system...Docked up in Chemal Tech. If memory serves, there is a convenient way to warp to the exit by warping to the school first. So I setup camp (Yes, station camp in a non-friendly lowsec...bad Idea (tm)).

AirFrame > Want to fight Zedrik?
Zedrik Cayne > That's usually the reason I show up anywhere.
Boston Bradley > fight him the zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > Why don't you undock Bradley.
Boston Bradley > why dont you fight Airframe?
Zedrik Cayne > What kind of pirate is he anyhow :) Asking for a fight?
Boston Bradley > you sound scared
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not the one who insta docked while I was not afk...Neither was I the one who ditched corp to run like a girl.
Boston Bradley > im at the chemal factory space station
Zedrik Cayne > I know
Zedrik Cayne > I'm outside
Boston Bradley > lets fight you lil bitch
Zedrik Cayne > I've been sitting here waiting...you gonna call in your friends while you're at it?
Boston Bradley > yep
Zedrik Cayne > Incoming Megathron your friend I suppose?

Okay, so incoming megathron is nice and -10. But if he really wants to tangle, he can accept the station guns. I'll probably gamble on 2v1 with the help of the station.

Boston Bradley > its funny you tracked me down, can't fight me when im in a pvp fit eh?
Zedrik Cayne > Hm? How am I supposed to know you didn't bring your shiny overpriced toy here?
Zedrik Cayne > Locator agents don't tell me what you're fitting.

And I wait...wait...damn...10 minutes? How much help is he getting stumped up on the gates.

Zedrik Cayne > How long until you get  Tjaeden over here to help even more?
Zedrik Cayne > You're talking awfully big for having engaged the dock-tank.
Boston Bradley > hey look
Boston Bradley > I corp dropped again
Boston Bradley > hahaha
Zedrik Cayne > Keep it up...
Zedrik Cayne > You're easy enough to find.
AirFrame > No foght :(
Zedrik Cayne > 2v1 against the gate guns?
AirFrame > You sure talk alote : /
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not stupid, no matter what your friend Boston might say.
Zedrik Cayne > And if you wanted a fight...it could have been 2v1 with one of you under gate fire. I'd have taken that one.
AirFrame > Come to Cali station. I have station agro
Zedrik Cayne > Adieu Boston. See you around.
Boston Bradley > seeya later bitch
AirFrame > Dont belive me.
Zedrik Cayne > Nope
EVE System > Channel changed to Jel Local Channel

So I get a private convo...I'm thinking now I should have shot the -10 guy..waited for Boston to engage and then helped the gate guns. But it was running near 3:30am..not thinking straight.

Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > What can I do for you today?
AirFrame > If you get some courage and want another try i am easy to find.
AirFrame > You intrested in  Boston Bradley friend lossing a megathron?
Zedrik Cayne > You can keep talking 'courage' and 'balls' all you like. 2 on 1 under gate guns...not my style.
Zedrik Cayne > Rule #1...trust no one.
Zedrik Cayne > Rule #2...see rule #1.
Zedrik Cayne > Has Boston told you any of the background?
AirFrame > you intrested in  Boston Bradley friend lossing his Megathron?
Zedrik Cayne > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1514296
AirFrame > No and i am not really intresed :P
AirFrame > FOCUS
Zedrik Cayne > It's a good read...and its 3:30 am. Yes I'm interested, tell me what you have in mind and I'll decide if it is a trap.
AirFrame > Tjaeden
AirFrame > Do you want him to loss a ship?
Zedrik Cayne > Of course..I'm assuming they are actually running missions in local Egg...he was in space for damn sure long enough.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not familiar with the local politics anymore, so I'm not sure who is running Egg.
AirFrame > Whom ever has more people online
AirFrame > I can distroy his mega right now. there running missions again
Zedrik Cayne > *facepalm*
Zedrik Cayne > What's your price?
Zedrik Cayne > Tell ya what. Pwnt one of them, I'll pay off and we can play without gate guns, m'kay?
AirFrame > Ehh hard to say. Whats it worth. Means little to me.
AirFrame > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13444173#mail
Zedrik Cayne > Thanks to the lovely backstory on this one, I can shake loose a hundred mil and maintin my non-rigged battleship program :)
Zedrik Cayne > Hm..manual post...got a real KB that will give it the API aok?
Zedrik Cayne > And there's nowhere near enough damage on that killmail.
AirFrame > Mission runner
AirFrame > Its common and its real. Dont believ me ehhh doesnt matter. I kill lotz of mission runner BS's
AirFrame > His did die really fast though.
Zedrik Cayne > They're damn young.
AirFrame > Thought i was api verified on BC. will have to check
Zedrik Cayne > If you manual post it it won't
Zedrik Cayne > Which is why I never manual post it ;)
Zedrik Cayne > eve-kill will 'fix' it up later.
Zedrik Cayne > Battleclinic won't.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..its now 4am
AirFrame > My killboard is linked with BC so i habit post there so fleet mates can get the kill mail with out looking up my killboard
AirFrame > kk take care o/
Zedrik Cayne > o7

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