As I warp to the station..He's sitting 50km off the undock, in a perfect line to a celestial...So I go for the bounce and I get a nice private conversation while I'm in warp:
Boston Bradley > this time I came ready for your drones
Zedrik Cayne > Okay
So we get into it...and Hm...half the shields dissapear off my drones...he's using a smartbomb..in highsec? This will not end well for him. I pull my drones in..and start leaning on him with my guns.. He can cap himself out with that thing while I chew on him.
I make it through his shields before he eats mine...I'm pretty sure I've got this. Keep poping out the drones after a time, watch him knock the shields off them. When suddenly he gets a good solid bump.
Crap..someone's trying to bump him out of scram range...when it happens...his armor takes a solid pounding. Concord shows up...and it is over.
Boston Bradley > wow
Boston Bradley > you srsly had some bitch get close to me?
Boston Bradley > so u could kill me?
Boston Bradley > haha you're such a joke
Nova Lux > i didn't do anything
Nova Lux > smartbombs are dangerous in highsec....
Zedrik Cayne > Ha ha.
Boston Bradley > it was 2v1 anyways
Morin Blain > what an idiot
Morin Blain > i was only out to bump him
Nova Lux > what is with my luck on the salvage...
Boston Bradley > sure
Boston Bradley > 2v1
Boston Bradley > fine w/ me
Boston Bradley > he was losing the 1v1 battle
Morin Blain > rofl
Morin Blain > i'm sure he was
Zedrik Cayne > Son...you didn't have an armor repper on there did you?
Boston Bradley > Zedrick, the most unskilled PvPer.
Morin Blain > just testing my MWD and suddenly get smartbombed
Boston Bradley > I did.
Tatius Jorgstern > lol, didn't bradly get owned?
Zedrik Cayne > Yes.
Zedrik Cayne > Badly.
Boston Bradley > 2v1 + they had their friend come and ram me so i would get concorded.
Boston Bradley > Zedrick is incapable of fighting 1v1 and winning.
Sammell > how would getting rammed lead to concord?
Boston Bradley > Smartbomb
Nova Lux > smartbombs
Morin Blain > if the rammee is smartbombing
Tatius Jorgstern > you won't get concorded by ramming
Galgalorga Puetanis > oops
Boston Bradley > they had some kid hop in a shuttle
Sammell > why would you have a smartbomb in highsec?
Boston Bradley > I was 40km from anyone
Sammell > that's why that little warning pops up
Morin Blain > they have their uses, this was not one of them
Boston Bradley > lol morin
Sammell > cause there's always someone with an inty to bump you
Boston Bradley > i'd rape either of you 1v1
Capt Cantsee > gross
Tatius Jorgstern > yeah smartbomb isn't so smart in high sec
Zedrik Cayne > Boston...You're more than welcome to try :)
Boston Bradley > So you can call Morin to protect you, and have your brother jump ontop of me whenever I use Smartbomb?
Boston Bradley > lol no thanks kid.
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't even know Morin was about.
Zedrik Cayne > You obviously didn't either.
Morin Blain > oh i have no interest to protect zedrik
Morin Blain > believe me
Zedrik Cayne > He would probably have pounded you into the ground without me.
Boston Bradley > Morin just happened to know where I was, when he was docked? lol
Zedrik Cayne > You were 50km from the station.
Zedrik Cayne > From an obvious celestial.
Morin Blain > do you even read the wardec mails that concord sends you?
Zedrik Cayne > How do you think I warped right on top of you.
Boston Bradley > Morin didn't know I was here, only you did.
Boston Bradley > You kids can't fight 2v1
Boston Bradley > it's cool
Boston Bradley > I get it
Boston Bradley > yall need help
Boston Bradley > there are those who are incapable of 1v1ing
Boston Bradley > I understand
Morin Blain > please keep repeating that, good advertisement for my 1vs1
Tatius Jorgstern > dude, you just lost all your savings, it's ok
Zedrik Cayne > Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Zedrik Cayne > It's all good.
Boston Bradley > All my savings? lol
Boston Bradley > they killed one of my 6 Megathrons
Socratic > Tatius Jorgstern your bait cans are not welcome here
Morin Blain > well turned out allright, boston popped and zedrik denied a km
Boston Bradley > lolol
Socratic > remove them now!
Tatius Jorgstern > why don't you make me, socratic
Zedrik Cayne > I got the killmail Morin.
Socratic > you are a noob
Zedrik Cayne > They fixed that a while back.
Socratic > I don't kill noobs
Socratic > get some manners
Tatius Jorgstern > correct, i is noob
Boston Bradley > I bribed a kid his loot because he was French Canadian, doesn't that make me a bad person?
Tatius Jorgstern > he took it
Tatius Jorgstern > haahaha
Morin Blain > anyway the sb was unexpected
Zedrik Cayne > http://ieee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9838706
Boston Bradley > Oh look, Concord and SoE did more then you
Boston Bradley > hhaha
Boston Bradley > perhaps one day you will fight me 1v1 Zedrick?
Zedrik Cayne > It wouldn't make a difference.
Boston Bradley > You were losing our 1v1 bad.
Nova Lux > You could have stopped the smartbombs when people landed next to you.
Boston Bradley > they warped ontop of Zedrik
Boston Bradley > he was probably fleeted
Morin Blain > might i suggest glasses, i bumped you kid, can't do that from warp unfortunately
Socratic > stupid losers
Morin Blain > all i wanted was to prevent you from docking
Tatius Jorgstern > oh come on
Estar Constor > soc seems to be in a bad mood LOL
Tatius Jorgstern > tail between legs
General Shear > any corps out there looking fr an aliance?
Tatius Jorgstern > docked as usual
Tatius Jorgstern > soc is such a crying vagina
Socratic > Tatius Jorgstern you are a clueless noob
Socratic > you cannot cure that
Socratic > learn some manners and I will teach you the game
Nypheas Azurai > a noob you just ran away from
Tatius Jorgstern > you keep on calling people noobs, as if that's the only thing you know how to say
Socratic > no because it's a fact
Socratic > noob: an eve player toon that is less than one year old
Socratic > wear it
Tatius Jorgstern > the fact is that you're a troll who feeds on people smack talking you :)
Socratic > with pride or shame
Socratic > that's up to you
Socratic > the fact is that you're clueless
Socratic > and I am the master
Leinad Sevarg > ahahahahaha
Nova Lux > trolls don't normally block people....
Todd Perdon > Keith Ledger was the greatest Riddler of all time. Even better than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Socratic > I agree
Socratic > but Frank Goshin was the gest
Socratic > best
Socratic > and arnold was mr freeze
While he's busy chatting in local...I go and grab an old leftover...The Helios of Doom (tm). He was hanging out near the sun.
Zedrik Cayne > I hope you don't have expensive implants Boston.
Actually..I hope he did.