We've got a live one here. Lamar was poking around Alentene local with one of our wartargets there. The guy warped off somewhere, and I caught him on d-scan.
Lamar Warped in, got a point, and allowed the iteron of doom into point range. The plan: Slowly kill the guy so his buddy comes in, and kill him too!
As I warp in, the mining exequeror is firing back at Lamar's Rapier. As I get a point on the hapless mining cruiser. I as Lamar to get on one of the gates, to catch the other guy on the way in as I slowly grind away at him.
Lamar Jackson > lol, hornets
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > dont kill me please lamar
Lamar Jackson > Oh, I won't
Lamar Jackson > Zed might :D
Zedrik Cayne > You're going to eject :)
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zed please dont
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i spent all my money on this ship
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > omg zed stop
Zedrik Cayne > You can eject and save your pod..
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > fuck off
Commander Harken > you guys caping a guy?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > kill me bitch
Lamar Jackson > Now that kind of language is just uncalled for.
Zedrik Cayne > Now..that is not a very nice thing to say.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no its not i spent over 10 mil on this
Commander Harken > ill kick both your asses
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and its all i had
Lamar Jackson > Bring it, Harken :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > A8 B1
Commander Harken > you have a 0.5 sec
Commander Harken > and your blowing it on noobs
Lamar Jackson > Wardec = no sec loss, cap'n
Commander Harken > oh nvm
Commander Harken > if its war i have no part
Commander Harken > but i will bring pop corn
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its a one sided war
Lamar Jackson > Good times, then :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > its not even fucking fair
Lamar Jackson > One sided? You have ten members :D
Lamar Jackson > We're both one-man corps.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um what am i in?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and what are you in?
Zedrik Cayne > If your 'military advisor' had not threatened to suicide gank me...you would probaby be just fine.
Commander Harken > where you at?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a8 b1
Lamar Jackson > He's in an iteron.
Lamar Jackson > I'm not even there anymore.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a fully set up exequror for mining and light scout drones
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u took my shield down and my armor halfway and let ur but buddy keep attacking me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > go to hell
Lamar Jackson > So mad.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > iv had it with u little bitches u follow me and kill me nomatter what im in
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im in a catalyst and ur in a tier 2 recon ship and u fucking attack me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > now how is that not one-sided
Commander Harken > recon?
Commander Harken > wat type
Lamar Jackson > It was exequeror vs iteron, sir
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no it wasent
Lamar Jackson > I only made sure the fight happened. :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > lamar u took down my fucking shield
Lamar Jackson > I shot you once :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and warp blocked me until he got there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea but u do like 200 damage
Lamar Jackson > Like I said, I enabled the combat. :D
Commander Harken > dont worry ive been in the same bout
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not in mine i have 1,000 isk left now its bullshit
Commander Harken > where are you guys?
Zedrik Cayne > We were at VII belt 1
Zedrik Cayne > I'm still there.
Commander Harken > where now?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he killed me stay there zedrik
Lamar Jackson > It's only an iteron. How bad could it be?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um he is fully loaded for combat and i hav 3 light scout drones
Zedrik Cayne > Of course I'm fully loaded for combat.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm at war!
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i never agreed to this shit
Zedrik Cayne > That's the beauty.
Lamar Jackson > You COULD always leave your corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont want to fucking fight when i dont have shit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > and im not gonna leave bc u 2 are double teaming bitches
Zedrik Cayne > I suggest you tone your language down.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u never won one fight fairly
Lamar Jackson > He's a feisty one! I like that.
Zedrik Cayne > This is eve...fair is not in the book anywhere.
Commander Harken > as soon as you joind a corp you did
Commander Harken > i fight by cheating
Zedrik Cayne > Even if you are not in a corporation.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i dont fight by cheating i can understand a warp block
Zedrik Cayne > Anyone could decide they take a dislike to your manner..and blow you up out of hand.
Commander Harken > i fight with freidns
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > but we fought them the led us away 1 at a time which is a tactic which is fair
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > andonly 1 of them was there
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > zedrik warps in in an osprey restores his teamates shield and warps out
Lamar Jackson > So... 2v4. Was it that unfair?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > if he hadnt done that my friend would have won the 1v1
Lamar Jackson > Do I count for four people now? :D
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > it was 1v1 lamar
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u were 70km away
Lamar Jackson > What, your thrasher friend?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > with out friend and we couldnt hit you
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > no the one in the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > What about the drake and vexor?
Lamar Jackson > Well, the vexor blew up...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > the drake too far
Lamar Jackson > and the drake ran away...
Lamar Jackson > so...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > vexor was me still too far away
Zedrik Cayne > 12km wasn't too far :)
Zedrik Cayne > Er..I suppose it was.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i was 70km away when u started
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > killing the myrmridon
Lamar Jackson > Your friend shouldn't have been so far off the rest of you. :D
Commander Harken > show me ships fits
Zedrik Cayne > You don't want to see them.
Zedrik Cayne > They burn the eyes.
Lamar Jackson > They're painful.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he was fine until zedrik warped in and restored ur shields
Lamar Jackson > Really/
Commander Harken > ill tell wats fair
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..I'
Zedrik Cayne > I've not moved in over ten minutes...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok
Commander Harken > ive been here for 5 min
Commander Harken > watchin you
Commander Harken > casue im bored
Zedrik Cayne > afk
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ?
Commander Harken > i feel like the ice may break
Zedrik Cayne > The wife wanted me to look at something.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ......
Commander Harken > i hate you
Zedrik Cayne > But I'm back now.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > ok good
Commander Harken > for having that
Zedrik Cayne > What, a wife?
Commander Harken > girl in general
Lamar Jackson > A significant other really isn't hard to get... I mean, a lot of people do.
Commander Harken > why wuld you attack a corp with nothing and not ask?
Commander Harken > you have to give them a choice
Commander Harken > life or death
Zedrik Cayne > I attacked you because your military advisor threatened me.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > a small thing i had stored
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > who is it?
Zedrik Cayne > Odin Tuulari
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > odin omg
Commander Harken > i will enjoy this
Lamar Jackson > My money's on the iteron.
Commander Harken > ouch
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yea mine too
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > this is something i had stored
Lamar is sitting over the belt in his Rapier...and a tristan shows up. A poorly fit one. The iteron of doom takes care of it and Lamar decloaks to try and nab the pod.
Commander Harken > wheres my pop corn
Commander Harken > HOW THE HELL?
Zedrik Cayne > Coreli C-Type Small Armor Repairer
Zedrik Cayne > Nice loot.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > yep
Lamar Jackson > Indeed.
Commander Harken > i can have?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > oh yea zedrick ODIN DOSENT SPEAK FOR US
Lamar Jackson > You should probably bar him from speaking in general.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > he isnt the military advisor bc he isnt the best equiped
Lamar Jackson > Granted, you're really not that much better at it...
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > im not saying its me? when did i say it was me?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > rijaxx has more experience and is better equiped
Lamar Jackson > No, I'm talking about the whole "speaking" bit
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > we wouldnt do that we arnt dicks but why would you listen to him and not ask the corp leader?
Lamar Jackson > Because at this point, I now enjoy shooting you guys.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > corp leader makes decisions
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i bet you do and expecially ur but buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > bc he was a little nub and ran and shot to kill us >_>
Lamar Jackson > He's my "civil partner."
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > butt buddy
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > idc ill go make my ore somehow if u little faggets dont follow me again
Zedrik Cayne > I don't know...I figured the 'military advisor' might have some standings for corp.
Lamar Jackson > Mining during a war is really a bad idea.
Lamar Jackson > I mean, bad.
Lamar Jackson > Seriously, don't do it.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > HOW DO I GET MONEY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zedrik Cayne > And don't forget your friends auto-piloting during war :)
Lamar Jackson > Yeah, that's bad too.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u dumbass u seen my ships i cant rat effectivly
Lamar Jackson > Ratting will also lead to you dying.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > not really
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > they dont warp block
Zedrik Cayne > The only safe space for you, is in that station.
Lamar Jackson > I'd suggest missioning... but then I'd probe you out.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > exactly how do i make money huh?
Zedrik Cayne > Anywhere outside of it, we will find you.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > tell me
Lamar Jackson > I ain't playing this game for you.
Zedrik Cayne > Would you like some good advice?
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > well i cant mine u faggets will follo me and kill me
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > i know a way but itll cost way too much and i dont have the money
Zedrik Cayne > 1) The people you hang out with in this game will get you into trouble.
Zedrik Cayne > 2) Hang out with a better class of people.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > um dont hang out with friends that makes complete sense
Lamar Jackson > 3. Make better friends.
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > 4. stfu friends are friends i know you dont know what those are like or real friends anyway but real friends u dont reject them bc what other people think of them you tell them too fuck off
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > instead of rejecting them
Lamar Jackson > Okay, let me amend that:
XvXkellettXvX Kellett > u tell the faggets hat dont like themto fuck offf
Lamar Jackson > Never mind.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate.. Thank you Alentene local for putting up with us, however temporarily.
Welcome to the new IEEE adventures, where stupid doesn't begin to describe it.