So, I'm about doing my thing again with an unrigged Iteron of Doom (tm) can flipping. When I run across this mining operation held by Etherial Angels. An atypical op..Drake plus Navitas plus Retreiver.
No cans in evidence, but there are plenty of wrecks...so I wander up to one and snatch everything. And go to afk in the station for a bit.
Odin Tuulari > you stole corporation property
Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > Sorry, was afk.
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...terribly sorry.
Odin Tuulari > please return the objects, and there will be no suvere consequences
This guy means business...
Zedrik Cayne > o.O
Odin Tuulari > i will let concord kill me, if i can see you die
Odin Tuulari > do not underestimate me
Odin Tuulari > Zedrick you can run but cant fucking hide you thief
Odin Tuulari > show yourself you coward
Odin Tuulari > come out of the dock
So I undock..and he's waiting for me in a drake.
Now I'm assuming he's tanked like a brick but with bad skills...What I do not expect was FOF missles, and no scram.
Zedrik Cayne > Stupi9d staion....
Odin Tuulari > drop the cargo i will let you go
Zedrik Cayne > You don't actually have me....
Zedrik Cayne > Surprising...but true...
Odin Tuulari > your right
Odin Tuulari > it is true
Odin Tuulari > you win this time
Oh, he has no idea...so I contact Concord....they will help me again, even if it has been months.
In the meantime, one of my former associates has gotten the number of these guys and apparently had the same conversation with them that I had. Because he's already allowed to fight them. Well, it is time to come forward with logistic help!
There are three of them in Alentene...but none docked...
They are sitting in a safe spot... Just sitting...A Drake and a Vexor sitting right next to each other, and a cormorant. 50km off...I'd probed them down and snuck up on them in a stealth bomber...As Lamarr gets ready to pounce...
I get Lamar in his Rapier to warp in just off of the cormorant's port bow. Where he vaporizes it.
Lamar Jackson > Hi guys.
He recloaks as I move in close to our two folks who are left...Lamar and I are discussing how best to pick off the Vexor when a Myrmidon warps in.
Slight complication. The Vexor drops some probes...at which point I've had enough of watching them do dumb things.
Zedrik Cayne > Just a word of advice Odin...
Zedrik Cayne > You can't probe down cloaked ships.
Lamar Jackson > Aww, you weren't supposed to tell him~
Zedrik Cayne > I can't stand seeing someone waste their time.
Odin Tuulari > Your pathetic mate, i got all night
Odin Tuulari > Quit playing Coward, and once im done with your boytoy Zedrick im coming for you
Zedrik Cayne > Boo!
And here's where I decloak...he's not going to target me.... But I wanted him to give the opportunity to suicide gank me.
Lamar Jackson > Wait, when did I become the boytoy
Lamar Jackson > Zedrik totally looks younger than me
Zedrik Cayne > Shh...let him have his fantasies.
Lamar Jackson > By rights, he's totally the boytoy
Zedrik Cayne > Now...I seem to remember you saying something about destroying me even if concord would blow you up?
Odin Tuulari > yup
Zedrik Cayne > You won't have to worry about that tomorrow..
Zedrik Cayne > But if you think you can..I'm right here.
Odin Tuulari > but sense yo declared war ill wait the 22hrs
Zedrik Cayne > So you were just talking out your anal orifice then.
Odin Tuulari > nope you declared war, ill wait
Lamar Jackson > I suppose I should start a blog now.
Odin Tuulari > about how much of a coward you are
Odin Tuulari > dude your in Tech II were in measelly tech 1 stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Measly...
Lamar Jackson > Also, *you're.
Odin Tuulari > you declared this war upon us, we were peaceful
Zedrik Cayne > You threatened me with suicide ganking.
Zedrik Cayne > I had to pay Lamar to give me a hand.
Lamar Jackson > That's not peaceful.
Odin Tuulari > and i still will suicide you
Lamar Jackson > (the truth is that I paid Zedrik to dec you guys)
Odin Tuulari > tomorrow
Lamar and I discuss me getting some logistics, and giving these guys a run for their money. In the meantime, he makes them chase him about a bit.
Lamar Jackson > Aw, man, I forgot to grab your buddy's corpse!
Odin Tuulari > aww what a shame
Odin Tuulari > Wow really dude
Odin Tuulari > gonna keep running
Lamar engages, and I warp in at 30...and start to make him the indestructable Rapier of DOOM (tm)
Lamar Jackson > Eject, bro
Lamar Jackson > No?
Lamar Jackson > Kaboom.
Lamar Jackson > You got a great CEO, by the way
Lamar Jackson > Running from the battlefield, leaving you to die
Odin Tuulari > not a CEO
Zedrik Cayne > He's their military advisor.
Lamar Jackson > Oh.
Odin Tuulari > By the way
Lamar Jackson > Well then.
Lamar Jackson > Miltary advisor.
Zedrik Cayne > Which is even better.
Odin Tuulari > may want to learn what your talking about before you type next time
Lamar Jackson > You should probably get a new one.
Odin Tuulari > lol
Zedrik Cayne > Whose idea was it to sit out here uncloaked in a safe?
Odin Tuulari > thats fine, tomorrow your both dead
Lamar Jackson > *you're
Odin Tuulari > nope your
Odin Tuulari > just cause it pisses you off
Lamar Jackson > and you didn't do too well today against a ship that only has two guns.
Rijaxx > i told him to leave at least one of us could keep our ship
Odin Tuulari > and someone transferring energy or some rather yea
Zedrik Cayne > You think me transferring is bad?
Odin Tuulari > no
Zedrik Cayne > You should see what happens when I start to shoot :)
Lamar Jackson > Oh god it's terrible.
Odin Tuulari > oh no im scared
Lamar Jackson > Corpse
Odin Tuulari > lol, so what
Odin Tuulari > you'll be the same
Odin Tuulari > nothingness in space
Zedrik Cayne > Um. 7m1
Odin Tuulari > wha?
Odin Tuulari > make a whole lot of sense there mate
Zedrik Cayne > Wrong window..I'm sure you can figure out what it means...
Odin Tuulari > nope
Zedrik Cayne > I'll make it more explicit...Planet 7 Moon 1.
Odin Tuulari > i see
They log off...and Hilarity ensues the next day. Where I catch their CEO and a scrub belt ratting (Warning, fittings may hurt your eyes)
And someone said stealth bombers were bad for solo pvp...
The very next day nobody's logged on except for their resident punching bag...afk in an iteron. Ooops..there goes the afk miner and pod.
Ezekul Erecon > u killed me...
Zedrik Cayne > Yes I did. You were afk.
Ezekul Erecon > yes i was that was a bitch move
Zedrik Cayne > Do tell your 'military advisor' that if he had not threatened to blow me up out of hand, you would probably still be mining.
Ezekul Erecon > yeah well now ur gunna get fucked up
Zedrik Cayne > Mmm...okay.
Ezekul Erecon > mmm...okay is right bec obvs ur scared of our advisor maybe not today or next week but watch ur back lil fucker
And he rage logs...too bad he's not figured out that autopiloting during war is a bad idea..and even the next day. (Someone's got a fondness for split-weapon ships)
I'm guessing that their military adviser had not mentioned fitting.
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