Monday, October 25, 2010

Joe taking pages from the IEEE playbook

So, Joe's taken a page out of the IEEE standard operating book, and started contacting employees of the IEEE in order to inform them of how much fail their CEO is...

TL;DR for those of you with short attention spans (you know who you are) Joe tries to convince folks who joined the IEEE specifically to wardec and punish the stupid...that they've joined a corp that wardecs and punishes the stupid. (He calls it griefing...I call it 'live fire education'.)
And the current reason for the war...there's only so many times that you can call someone 'A waste of carbon' before they will do something about it. Like punish their alliance.
Joe's going to sue CCP (That's priceless)

Let's see how well he's done:

Joe Phoenix > hi
Joe Phoenix > know who i am?
MeestaPenni > I don't know nuttin' 'bout nuttin'
Joe Phoenix > ok
Joe Phoenix > how come you are in zedrik cayne's corp?
MeestaPenni > Some celebrity or something. Will Smith?
Joe Phoenix > nope
Joe Phoenix > sorry
MeestaPenni > I was Shang-hai'd.
MeestaPenni > Enjoying a beer on the docks......suddenly, blammo!! I'm in a corporation.
MeestaPenni > 'Scuse me......gonna' go smoke. Mom don't like it when I smoke in the basement.
Joe Phoenix > ok cool
Joe Phoenix > tell me hwen your back
MeestaPenni > yo
Joe Phoenix > hey
Joe Phoenix > so ya know you are in a griefer corp right?
MeestaPenni > Well......my gerbil died last week.....so a little grief seems appropriate.
Joe Phoenix > right well im just telling u zedrik is a fucktard
Joe Phoenix > he's a mental patient IRL and uses corp mates as meat shields
MeestaPenni > Perfect.....I'm a fucktard as well. Unless I miscount my dosage.....then I'm a zombie..
MeestaPenni > BRRRAaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss
Joe Phoenix > hmmmm indeed
MeestaPenni > Meat shields are passe'........Lady Gaga's already done that.
Joe Phoenix > well if ya want a better corp i can point oyu in the right direction
MeestaPenni > But.....you have trouble spelling. What if you point me at the wrong one as a result of poor literacy skills?
MeestaPenni > I can see your keyboarding skills are up to "standards"......if you catch my drift.
Joe Phoenix > trouble spelling? do i?
MeestaPenni > Your sentence structure is a little weak as well. A single noun and a single verb do not a sentence make. I'll have to make note of this.......sorry.
MeestaPenni > I'm kinda' bummed you're not Will Smith.......I'd love to hear him say....."WElcome to Earff......"
Joe Phoenix > indeed, i think
Joe Phoenix > Earff?
Joe Phoenix > must have missed tha movie.
MeestaPenni > Get up to speed on your cultural references Joe.....

Wow...do folks *know* they've joined a corp that declares war on stupid people?

Next, we have one of the few brits on team IEEE. Some of you may remember him from posting on the forums a while back..its t1mmeh!

Joe Phoenix > hi
t1mmeh > hey
Joe Phoenix > whats up?
t1mmeh > not much
Joe Phoenix > awesome
t1mmeh > no wait, Rooneys resigned for united
Joe Phoenix > just saying hi
Joe Phoenix > didn't he do that a while ago?
t1mmeh > nah, this morning
t1mmeh > he wanted to go elsewhere because united 'lacked ambition'
Joe Phoenix > oh well you're british, cant be all that bad lol
t1mmeh > but they gave him a load of more money and guess what...
Joe Phoenix > probably also offered some free hookers :P
t1mmeh > yeah im british - does that mean non british people are bad?
Joe Phoenix > haha noooo ofcourse not
t1mmeh > k
Joe Phoenix > so how come your working for that punk zedrik?
Joe Phoenix > do you have audio?
t1mmeh > I've been working with Zedrik for around a week.
t1mmeh > no sorry my mic is dead atm
Joe Phoenix > can you lisson?
Joe Phoenix > i mean do u have speakers?
t1mmeh > well i CAN listen.
Joe Phoenix > awesome im on audio now
t1mmeh > brb - wife aggro 2mins
Joe Phoenix > make sure you turn your hardeners on :P
t1mmeh > nice advice, however my wife tends to remote harden me
Joe Phoenix > haha
t1mmeh > I cant do audio atm Im afraid as she's in the room and talking while I'm talking to you.
Joe Phoenix > ohh ok
Joe Phoenix > well basicly dude
Joe Phoenix > i don't want to tell oyu want to do or anything
Joe Phoenix > but zedrik is the WORST piece of shit i have ever come accross in eve
t1mmeh > how so?
Joe Phoenix > he griefed me for 12 months none stop
Joe Phoenix > wrote pages of shit about me on the forum
Joe Phoenix > harrased me in game and out of game
Joe Phoenix > sent me hate mail through the post
t1mmeh > he's been nothing but friendly and accomadating to me since I joined his corp
Joe Phoenix > made real world threats
t1mmeh > how did he do that?
t1mmeh > and why?
Joe Phoenix > because he is a serious griefer
Joe Phoenix > not like the fun ingame "lol i blew your ship up griefer"
t1mmeh > how did he get your RL address?
Joe Phoenix > email address off youtube, got my facebook address
Joe Phoenix > pretended to be one of my corp mates to gain access
Joe Phoenix > got my real world address
t1mmeh > and why is he 'griefing' you?
Joe Phoenix > seriously google zedrik cayne and you will see the "joe phoenix show"
Joe Phoenix > dude standards and practices is possible one of the worst griefer corps in eve!
t1mmeh > i'm not one for the forums, but I havnt seen any evidence so far that Zedrick is anything but a regular Eve player
Joe Phoenix > right hold on
t1mmeh > in fact he's been very helpful since I've returned - I've not played for a while you see
Joe Phoenix > http://zedrikcayne.blogspot.com/?zx=456c3c4485b4f84f
Joe Phoenix > that is but SOME of the crap
Joe Phoenix > and its not just be
Joe Phoenix > your orbital mining corp you jsut destroyed
Joe Phoenix > totally legit
Joe Phoenix > burnt it to the ground for lolz
t1mmeh > wow - that's going to take some reading
t1mmeh > isn't internet spaceships just for lolz anyway?
Joe Phoenix > not for this guy
t1mmeh > i wouldn't play unles it wasn't fun would you?
Joe Phoenix > put my director into hospitalfor high blood pressure
t1mmeh > eh?
Joe Phoenix > yer well some people don't have much else but eve.
t1mmeh > prob good idea to play Wow or something if it makes him that upset
Joe Phoenix > my director couldn't walk and was aggrophobic after a horrific car crash
t1mmeh > that's really bad - i'm sorry
t1mmeh > but he shouldn't play Eve if it makes him ill really
Joe Phoenix > he doesn't HAVE anything else
Joe Phoenix > or should i say had.
t1mmeh > well that's really sad, but...
t1mmeh > maybe he should try a game that doesn't affect him so badly
Joe Phoenix > he's dead.
t1mmeh > ah so thats a moot point then
t1mmeh > you're not implying Eve killed him?
Joe Phoenix > no
Joe Phoenix > didn't help the situation
Joe Phoenix > but the car crash was fairly horrific
Joe Phoenix > and im sure zedrik harrasing him didn't help
t1mmeh > surely that can't be a contributing factor to his death could it?
Joe Phoenix > he had me at my wits end and im healthy
Joe Phoenix > cant imagine what it did to him
t1mmeh > still, if am online computer game get's too much, wouldn't it be a good idea to walk away and try soething else?
Joe Phoenix > it would if he wasn't agrophobic
t1mmeh > understood
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse i explain this to cayne
Joe Phoenix > he just laughed
t1mmeh > but a different game
t1mmeh > not EvE
Joe Phoenix > didn't want to
Joe Phoenix > eve was what he loved, what he was into
Joe Phoenix > my corp was the only place he wanted to be
t1mmeh > same here, but I have other intrests - I became fed up with Eve and tried something else for a while
t1mmeh > i mean another game - played TF2 and fallout 3 mainly
t1mmeh > then I decided to try it again.
Joe Phoenix > they are not very social games
t1mmeh > TF2 can be
t1mmeh > I have a load of friends on that
Joe Phoenix > never got into it personally
Joe Phoenix > im more of a bfbc2 guy
Joe Phoenix > im more of a bfbc2 guy
t1mmeh > well, maybe it's worth spreading your net a bit further and not getting too serious about one thing
t1mmeh > i've not been playing BF for a while
t1mmeh > thanks for the reminder :)
t1mmeh > i've loved it since BF1 and the desert conflict mod
Joe Phoenix > never played bf1
Joe Phoenix > are you in a clan or somthing?
t1mmeh > no not now
t1mmeh > i was back in BF1 days
t1mmeh > i think im too old now - lol
t1mmeh > plus I just can't be arsed with it anymore
t1mmeh > i've just about carved out enough time to play eve - now I'm married I cant do gaming all the time
Joe Phoenix > haha yer
Joe Phoenix > im just looking for one
t1mmeh > if not eve then something else
Joe Phoenix > so you've come back to eve after a brake?
Joe Phoenix > anything changed?
t1mmeh > when eve pisses me off- i'll go back to another pursuit
t1mmeh > well, the break was the change I guess
t1mmeh > been away long enough that it intrests me again
t1mmeh > for now
Joe Phoenix > it probably will piss you off again right now
Joe Phoenix > game is fucked up
Joe Phoenix > all these wierd funky patches
Joe Phoenix > odd stuff
t1mmeh > well i've just been reading:
t1mmeh > Joe Phoenix > i just noticed somthing...Joe Phoenix > your wife...Joe Phoenix > are you a chubby chaiser or somthing?Joe Phoenix > my god!!Joe Phoenix > its like a freaking wrecking ball with legs
Joe Phoenix > yer he adds stuff in like that to make me look like an arse hole
t1mmeh > Joe Phoenix > erghhhhJoe Phoenix > rounded being to optimal wordJoe Phoenix > i mean really, she must use baby lambs for tamponsZedrik Cayne > I find your....ideas of what a larger women's anatomy might be like...disturbing.
t1mmeh > that does look pretty bad tho
t1mmeh > so you're saying Zedrik tampers with logs?
Joe Phoenix > tampers?
Joe Phoenix > dude he practically makes them up!
t1mmeh > practically?
t1mmeh > are you saying you did not say that stuff about his wife and child then?
Joe Phoenix > noo
Joe Phoenix > no no
t1mmeh > i don't suppose you have the 'real' logs then?
Joe Phoenix > not since i re installed the game :(
Joe Phoenix > actually
Joe Phoenix > hang around
Joe Phoenix > not sure that whippes them out
Joe Phoenix > but it will take months to fid it lol
t1mmeh > because on the evedence that you have just sent me, I'm not surprised IEEE are conducting an investigation!
Joe Phoenix > well sure if it was real
Joe Phoenix > but its obviously not
Joe Phoenix > and to grief somone for a year?
Joe Phoenix > come on dude its obviously bs
t1mmeh > i'm not sure... this males painful reading TBQFH
Joe Phoenix > tbqfh?
t1mmeh > to
t1mmeh > be
t1mmeh > quite
t1mmeh > f**king
t1mmeh > honest
Joe Phoenix > if you don't believe me you can ask one of hte countless others he has griefed
t1mmeh > i have an open mind, who can back up your side of the story?
Joe Phoenix > only one is on right now
Joe Phoenix > 2 ticks
Joe Phoenix > i think he is afk
Joe Phoenix > is there anything i can do to show you how fucked up in the head this guy is?

Joe disconnects here, but is back:

Joe Phoenix > sorry again!
Joe Phoenix > lisson dude gods honest truth i cannot tell you how much of a piece of shit this guy is
t1mmeh > look dude, we are at war in about 2hrs, are you seriously trying to talk me out of shooting at you?
t1mmeh > because EvE+pewpwe=fun mairite?
Joe Phoenix > no i don't care about that
Joe Phoenix > what i care about if you working for an arse fuck
t1mmeh > why do you care who i work for?
Joe Phoenix > he had my cousin in tears after some of the things he said, put my friend in hospital
Joe Phoenix > because he is a piece of shit man!
Joe Phoenix > he is serious human scum
Joe Phoenix > in the same class as kiddly fiddlers and rapists
t1mmeh > I'm sorry Joe, I don't see him that way - all I can see from your past history (that you have provided) is Zedrik's investigation into you degenerating into you personally insulting his family - and then him coming after you
t1mmeh > seems fair enough to me tbqh
Joe Phoenix > for 12 months?
t1mmeh > you have so far not provided me with any ACTUAL evidence to the contrary
Joe Phoenix > you seriously think thats all it is
Joe Phoenix > dude READ the evidence
Joe Phoenix > he is a griefer!
t1mmeh > I've read what you have sent me
t1mmeh > Zedrik has not broken any ingame rules and neither have you
Joe Phoenix > need to read the EULA mate
Joe Phoenix > we're probably taking him and CCP to court over this
t1mmeh > however you have used personal attacks and i cant see any evidence of him reciprocating
Joe Phoenix > *sigh* why would he put them in there?
t1mmeh > how so are you taking them to court?
t1mmeh > CCP and Zed?
Joe Phoenix > he wrote the damn post mate
Joe Phoenix > CCP for not dealing with zedrik
t1mmeh > his blog?
Joe Phoenix > zedrik for a harrasement lawesuit
t1mmeh > and CCP?
Joe Phoenix > CCP for not abiding my the EULA
t1mmeh > in what way have they broken the EULA?
t1mmeh > sry but this is facisating
Joe Phoenix > griefing, personal attack, harrasement all break the EULA
t1mmeh > how have CCP done that then?
Joe Phoenix > CCP haven't DONE anything, thats the point
t1mmeh > O..K
t1mmeh > i'm somehat confused here Joe
t1mmeh > *somewhat
t1mmeh > how can you take CCP to court for doing nothing?
Joe Phoenix > its part of the user aggreement
Joe Phoenix > they have to abide my a set of rules for online gaming
Joe Phoenix > its a legal requirement
t1mmeh > which are?
t1mmeh > sorry i'm not a lawyer
t1mmeh > you'll have to explain it to me
Joe Phoenix > dealing with and banning people who make RW threats, harrase other people, attempt to effect thier real lives
Joe Phoenix > hate mail being one of them
Joe Phoenix > otherwise they cant operate the game in countries like, for example the UK
t1mmeh > ok - so have you presented a case to CCP re this?
t1mmeh > ie a petition?
Joe Phoenix > a number of time
Joe Phoenix > they are "looking into it"
Joe Phoenix > aparently zedrik has had a load of warnings
Joe Phoenix > but nothing has come of it
t1mmeh > so how did he gwt your personal info?
Joe Phoenix > lol already told you that
t1mmeh > i cant see a way of doing it within Eve
t1mmeh > you said facebook?
Joe Phoenix > actually it was bibo
Joe Phoenix > but its basicly the same thing
t1mmeh > well what has that to do with CCP?
Joe Phoenix > dude are you just running me in circle to piss me off or somthing?
t1mmeh > no mate, I just cant understand your logic
t1mmeh > how can you allege CCP are guilty of not preventing griefing when the alleged griefing is taking place in a environment not controlled by them?
t1mmeh > I cant make sense of it, sorry.
Joe Phoenix > the harassement is being allowed to continue by CCP
t1mmeh > how so Joe?
Joe Phoenix > erm your working for him?
t1mmeh > well we're in the same corp so i guess the answer to that is 'yes'
t1mmeh > you already knre that before you convod me
t1mmeh > typing fail
Joe Phoenix > just trying to give you the big picture dude
t1mmeh > but you still havn't answered the question ahve you?
Joe Phoenix > which perticular question is that?
t1mmeh > how can you start litigation against CCP for activity on Bibo o Facebook etc?
Joe Phoenix > CCP own the forums that cayne has been posting in
Joe Phoenix > CCP allow cayne to harras players from not only my corp
Joe Phoenix > but countless others
Joe Phoenix > its basicly againest the EULA
t1mmeh > but so called 'harrassment' in game in not real harassment is it?
Joe Phoenix > ergh, ya
Joe Phoenix > it is
Joe Phoenix > contacting all of your friends, making them hate you
t1mmeh > if it's happening on Facebook or Bibo - take it up with tem maybe?
Joe Phoenix > allienating people
Joe Phoenix > i mean unless you are into the whole bullying thing?
t1mmeh > i'm no bully - i just can't see the corrolation
Joe Phoenix > im afraid thats what standards and practices do timmeh
Joe Phoenix > they bully people for fun
Joe Phoenix > and then brag about it on the forum
Joe Phoenix > if you want to be a part of that then thats your choice
t1mmeh > but not on Facebook?
Joe Phoenix > no on eve forums
Joe Phoenix > look i'll find on of his latest posts
Joe Phoenix > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339
t1mmeh > ark was afk - So Joe, what is the problem with this?
Joe Phoenix > that guy is a perfectly nice guy who just needed alittle help working on a fit
Joe Phoenix > so what does zedrik go?
Joe Phoenix > destroys his corp and makes him quite
t1mmeh > i dont think so
Joe Phoenix > ergh ya
Joe Phoenix > told me today
t1mmeh > 0rly?
t1mmeh > Andrew Edelman
Joe Phoenix > yep
Joe Phoenix > just counting out his sub
t1mmeh > he seems to be in a decent corp now
t1mmeh > maybe he listened to some sound advice
Joe Phoenix > yer but dude who has the right to force somone out of doing what they want?
Joe Phoenix > who has the right to bully somone like that?
Joe Phoenix > zedrik?
t1mmeh > nobody did that
Joe Phoenix > ergh ya
Joe Phoenix > zedrik did
t1mmeh > you said you spoke to him yes?
Joe Phoenix > indeed
t1mmeh > well, what did he say ?
Joe Phoenix > a number of times
Joe Phoenix > he said zedrik forced him to leave his corp
t1mmeh > logs to back this up?
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse
Joe Phoenix > might take a year to find lol
Joe Phoenix > but i'll look
Joe Phoenix > or oyu can ask him yourself
t1mmeh > i can wait
Joe Phoenix > if and when he is next on

And, yet another disconnect. He seems to be having one heck of a problem right before the war...Hmmmmmmm....

Joe Phoenix > sorry about that
Joe Phoenix > you there mate?
t1mmeh > sry was afk
Joe Phoenix > sorry my eve crashed
t1mmeh > happens
Joe Phoenix > so anyway is there any way to convince you he is a piece of shit?
t1mmeh > not sure how.. what you have sent me so far (links to Zed's blog) can only convince me that the impending war dec is justified: what can you offer to the contrary?
Joe Phoenix > what what he has been griefing me for 12 months for a cheep shot comment about his wife that he made up?
t1mmeh > I think this started before you smacktalked his wife tbh
Joe Phoenix > so you don't believe me either?
t1mmeh > you have only provided evidence to me that backs up Zedrik's side - where is your evidence?
Joe Phoenix > zedrik is a lier dude
Joe Phoenix > everything he says is a lie
Joe Phoenix > EVERYTHING
Joe Phoenix > he has hired oyu as a meat shield
Joe Phoenix > and once he is done with you, he will throw you away
t1mmeh > well i can't see that from my personal experience and I've known him longer than I know you - however if you can show me proof I may reconsider my position.
Joe Phoenix > proof would be, somone who has been griefed by him
Joe Phoenix > most rage quiet lol
Joe Phoenix > look on the forum
Joe Phoenix > ask around
Joe Phoenix > i wonder if spank is on...
Joe Phoenix > no she isn't
t1mmeh > ok Joe, I can't see where this is going, so I'll see you in space then OK (war dec starts at 02:30) kthxbai

Disconnecting one more time...but we're back:

Joe Phoenix > he said zedrik forced him to leave his corp
t1mmeh > logs to back this up?
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse
Joe Phoenix > might take a year to find lol
Joe Phoenix > but i'll look
Joe Phoenix > or oyu can ask him yourself
t1mmeh > i can wait
Joe Phoenix > if and when he is next on
Joe Phoenix > so it was about 7 days ago
Joe Phoenix > roughly 50 convos a day
t1mmeh > well Joe, I would be very interested to see these logs if you can provide them - otherwise, we shall continue BAU from now on.
Joe Phoenix > bau?
t1mmeh > business
t1mmeh > as
t1mmeh > usual
Joe Phoenix > oooook
Joe Phoenix > well dude, griefers are just scum
Joe Phoenix > if you want a good corp i can point you in the right direction to a nice 0.0 corp i know
t1mmeh > i've been in a 0.0 corp - it was fun. my intrests are more in empire now
t1mmeh > hey Joe you still there?
Joe Phoenix > yep
t1mmeh > so I still cant understand why you convo'd me in the first place?
Joe Phoenix > to warn you of exactly what kind of guy you are working for
t1mmeh > but i still dont see how you have presented me with any warning - other than maybe to warn me that shooting you is a good idea?
Joe Phoenix > why would shooting me possibly be a good idea :P
t1mmeh > because we are at war and shooting is fun
t1mmeh > Eve is a game and it is supposed to be fun yeah?
Joe Phoenix > hold up one of my directors is on
t1mmeh > kk
Joe Phoenix > hi arambe
arambe fuddled > o/
t1mmeh > hi there
Joe Phoenix > could you please tell t1mmeh about what a little shit zedrik is
arambe fuddled > oh, so zed wardecced joe like 2 years ago
arambe fuddled > and ever since has had a grudge against him
arambe fuddled > there are a ton of forum threads with zed whinning about how he's going to kill joe and stuff like that
arambe fuddled > it borders on some kind of clinical obsession
arambe fuddled > and even despite all that, we've managed to keep this corp going, so zed has kinda failed at doing whatever it was he claimed to do
arambe fuddled > he's also quite hypocritical about his standards and practises he supposedly is enforcing, a while back there was a forum thread where someone killed him because he was afk in lowsec in a T2 ship
t1mmeh > ok so from what i can see, Zedrik's in-game 'obsession' i.e. mission was to get Joe to step down as CEO of Imperial Commonwealth amirite?
arambe fuddled > something like that
Joe Phoenix > indeed
t1mmeh > so where's the problem here: Joe has as of now not stepped down and Zed and his corp are pursuing him and his corp (in game)
arambe fuddled > the thing is that zed has been pusing for like 2 years now
arambe fuddled > wardecced the comonwealth on and off
arambe fuddled > 2 years is a little excessive imo
Joe Phoenix > serious nut job
t1mmeh > in all due respect 'so what' this is all within Eve
Joe Phoenix > lied about you being a spy
Joe Phoenix > not really dude
Joe Phoenix > hate mail
Joe Phoenix > out of eve
t1mmeh > ?
Joe Phoenix > personal attacks
arambe fuddled > yeah, he's tried everything in and out of the book to try and break up the commonwealth, to no success
arambe fuddled > he's put spies in this corp, falsely accused people of being spies, sent hatemails, bribed people, hired merc corps, enlisted random pirates to harass us
t1mmeh > so, can you please clarify this for me:
arambe fuddled > talked a few corps into joining the alliance just to stir up trouble
t1mmeh > Zedrik is playing Eve and so are you and us?
arambe fuddled > that's correct
arambe fuddled > you're also correct that everything he's done so far is probably within the rules of the game
t1mmeh > exactly
Joe Phoenix > real world hate mail isn't
arambe fuddled > however, going after the same person for 2 years straight and failing at it, yet continuing to do it fits the definition of insanity imo
Joe Phoenix > harrasement and griefing is also againest the EULA
Joe Phoenix > aparrently
t1mmeh > i still cant understand this Joe
Joe Phoenix > t1mmeh
Joe Phoenix > he's a dick
Joe Phoenix > whats hard to understand/
t1mmeh > I've been in the company of Mr Kane for about one week and he has as of yet failed to demonstrate the behaviour of a 'dick'.
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse not
Joe Phoenix > you are doing his dirty work for him.
t1mmeh > all I can say is that you must have really pissed him off (this seems to be verified by what you have sent me) and he has been extremely persistant in attempting to complete his mission.
arambe fuddled > he is persistant
t1mmeh > i.e. you stepping down.
arambe fuddled > I have no idea what pissed him off though, he must get offended pretty easily
Joe Phoenix > i think sycotic is the word i would use.
t1mmeh > anyway, this is all internet spaceships and all good fun.
Joe Phoenix > i think i told him to fuck off once
arambe fuddled > psychotic is the word you're looking for actually
Joe Phoenix > yer not if zedirk has anything to do with it
Joe Phoenix > yer yer :P
t1mmeh > so i'll see you in space then eh?
Joe Phoenix > dyslexia strikes again
Joe Phoenix > sure hope not
t1mmeh > aw don't be like that Joe :(
Joe Phoenix > oh no, i like getting shot at for no obvious reason
t1mmeh > no obvious reason?
Joe Phoenix > on the weekend i run naked across a firing range for the thrills
t1mmeh > i'm in a corp that has dec'd yours
t1mmeh > mmm - i'm not sure I can un-see that
t1mmeh > so there is an obvious reaons there yes?
Joe Phoenix > well get used to it, i streak when i get into a fight
Joe Phoenix > its an awesome defence mechanism
Joe Phoenix > scares the crap out of people
t1mmeh > i can see how that may work on occasion
Joe Phoenix > also a great way to pick up the ladies :P
t1mmeh > like a very low tech cloacking device

Joe seems to like Tim a lot...but let's see how well he gets on with some of my other guys:

Joe Phoenix > hi
Vadi Jun > Good evening.
Joe Phoenix > hows it going?
Vadi Jun > Well. You?
Joe Phoenix > not so good
Joe Phoenix > you realise the guy you are working for is a griefer right?
Vadi Jun > I work for myself.
Joe Phoenix > then why are you in zedriks corp?
Vadi Jun > For the Practice.
Joe Phoenix > dude he is a griefer and a scammer
Joe Phoenix > can u join audio?
Vadi Jun > Sorry, not at this time.
Joe Phoenix > ok
Joe Phoenix > lisson dude im serious this guy is no good for you
Joe Phoenix > find a different corp
Vadi Jun > Perhaps you just have different views on the universe?
Joe Phoenix > no vadi
Joe Phoenix > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339
Joe Phoenix > his latest victim
Joe Phoenix > made this guy quiet eve
Vadi Jun > Give me a min to read - brb.
Joe Phoenix > but my friend in hospital for blood pressure
Joe Phoenix > had my cousin in tears
Joe Phoenix > who is 5
Joe Phoenix > he is a lieing piece of shit
Vadi Jun > Seems to me that some people take things entirely too seriously.
Joe Phoenix > oh and he sent me real life hate mail through the post
Vadi Jun > And to be quite honest 5 is a bit too young to be playing Eve - IMHO.
Joe Phoenix > yer i would aggree
Joe Phoenix > he doesn't anymore lol
Joe Phoenix > seriously dude if you want some real fun, go somwhere else
Vadi Jun > Probably not in the near future - I have a lot to learn yet.
Joe Phoenix > go to eve uni then
Vadi Jun > And I just haven't seen the bad side of Zed that you are talking about.....
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse not dude
Joe Phoenix > he is trying to use you as a meat shield
Vadi Jun > Perhaps, but at the same time I am using him to learn how to be effective in PVP combat.....
Joe Phoenix > ROFL
Joe Phoenix > dude he doesn't no how to pvp
Vadi Jun > At least in the small role I can play at this stage....
Joe Phoenix > eve uni does
Vadi Jun > I see.
Vadi Jun > Nice chatting with you - see you around!
Joe Phoenix > hold up
Joe Phoenix > dude just leave your corp
Joe Phoenix > and join somone else
Joe Phoenix > you won't regret it
Vadi Jun > But I don't regret being where I am right now. I just don't see a reason to leave the IEEE at this time.
Joe Phoenix > the whys a wanker
Joe Phoenix > is that not good enough?
Vadi Jun > That is your point of view and you are entitled to it. I just don't share it. Can you provide a more reasoned aurgument? So far all I can see is that you and Zed have some history, you don't like him, call him names and try to get me to leave corp.
Joe Phoenix > its not an opinion dude, its a fact
arambe fuddled > sry, was afk running a quick errand
arambe fuddled > sup?
Vadi Jun > not much. You?
Joe Phoenix > arambe could you tell this guy what a prick cayne is
arambe fuddled > so like 2 years ago he wardecced the commonwealth over god knows what
arambe fuddled > and ever since he's made it his only goal in life to disband this corp
arambe fuddled > he's tried pretty much everything there is to try and still has failed at it, yet he keeps trying, for 2 years
Vadi Jun > Why did he wardec you 2 years ago?
arambe fuddled > no idea
arambe fuddled > but whatever it was, it probably isn't worth a 2 year grudge
arambe fuddled > the disbanding of this corp has been his obsession since then
Vadi Jun > I see - brb
Joe Phoenix > arambe i've gotta go
Joe Phoenix > can you handle this?
arambe fuddled > I guess
Vadi Jun > Was trying to ask Zed about the origional war dec - guess he's afk....
arambe fuddled > he does that frequently
arambe fuddled > even on gates in lowsec
Vadi Jun > lol - I hate it when I do that!
arambe fuddled > he's been killed a few times because he did that, I'm pretty sure thats against one of his so called "standards" too
Vadi Jun > and think it's a high-sec gate....
Vadi Jun > It could be - can't really say - I'm pretty new here....
Vadi Jun > So Joe has been telling me how bad Zed is, has been making various claims and calling him names. He's also been trying to get me to leave the IEEE.
Vadi Jun > I've asked him to provide more than just name calling as his argument. Do you have something to offer?

Not so well....how about this guy:

Carcosa Hali > going alright.. how about you?
Joe Phoenix > not so good
Joe Phoenix > i understand you are working for zedrik
Carcosa Hali > I'm in the corp
Joe Phoenix > how come you joined them?
Carcosa Hali > kinda bored with missioning mostly...
Joe Phoenix > you do know they are griefers right?
Joe Phoenix > cna you join audio?
Carcosa Hali > nope.. forgot my headphones at home.. me and some friends are having a WOW lan party tomorrow night
Joe Phoenix > oh cool
Joe Phoenix > do you have speakers?
Carcosa Hali > nope, used headphones for audio... I'll pick some up tomorrow though, no biggie
Joe Phoenix > oh ok
Joe Phoenix > basicly dude the guy your worknig for is a piece of shit
Joe Phoenix > did you know he is a griefer?
Carcosa Hali > I knew he did wardecs, kinda a mercenary thing...
Carcosa Hali > is there something I should know? I mean, is he a scammer or something?
Joe Phoenix > no not a merc
Joe Phoenix > hes a scamming griefer
Joe Phoenix > he bullys corps into collapse
Joe Phoenix > tried to do it for 9 months with me
Joe Phoenix > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339
Joe Phoenix > this is his last victim
Carcosa Hali > ok hang on...
Joe Phoenix > this guy was really nice
Joe Phoenix > zedrik made him quiet
Joe Phoenix > put my friend in hospital
Joe Phoenix > through blood pressure problems
Joe Phoenix > had my cousin in tears
Joe Phoenix > after some of the crap he said
Carcosa Hali > seriously?
Joe Phoenix > 100% honest
Joe Phoenix > no joke
Joe Phoenix > sent me hate mail through the post
Joe Phoenix > in real life
Carcosa Hali > in real life? that's fucked!
Joe Phoenix > exactly!
Joe Phoenix > he is so fucked up dude i swear!
Carcosa Hali > man..
Joe Phoenix > if you want to move on from missioning i can give you the name of an awesome 0.0 alliance i know
Joe Phoenix > they would really like to have you as a new member
Joe Phoenix > but dude zedrik cayne is fucked up!
Carcosa Hali > well I knew he did wardecs and stuff... but I had no idea he was doing IRL stuff.. He seems nice enough..
Joe Phoenix > thats how he works
Joe Phoenix > gets you in, makes you do his bidding
Joe Phoenix > then spits you out when you are no longer useful
Carcosa Hali > serious... I mean, you know guys this has happened to?
Joe Phoenix > fuck yer
Joe Phoenix > a crap ton
Carcosa Hali > brb
Joe Phoenix > k
Carcosa Hali > back
Carcosa Hali > well.. I mean, I was hoping to get some pew pew in, you know.. I figured this was good a place as any..
Carcosa Hali > cause that's the thing about the corps I was in before.. we did alot of roleplaying... but the thing is that its mainly just talk, we never actually did anything.. I kinda got burned out of that.. just wanted to do small squad type stuff
Joe Phoenix > dude i know the perfect place
Joe Phoenix > drop your corp and i'll show you where to go for some REAL fun :)
Carcosa Hali > who's that? =)
Joe Phoenix > playboy enterprises
Joe Phoenix > and i could get you in there
Carcosa Hali > where do those guys operate out of?
Joe Phoenix > they operate in a protected 0.0 region
Joe Phoenix > its awesome
Joe Phoenix > i went down there once
Joe Phoenix > made myself 700m in a day :)
Carcosa Hali > well you can't say no to that.. =)
Joe Phoenix > no you cannot
Joe Phoenix > :P
Joe Phoenix > and that was in like a merlin
Carcosa Hali > you were gang ratting? what sort? sansha, raiders?
Carcosa Hali > shit, brb again...
Joe Phoenix > not sure cant remember
Carcosa Hali > back again
Joe Phoenix > hi
Joe Phoenix > so you leaving?
Carcosa Hali > I don't know if I want to leave just yet.. I mean it looks bad, jumping corps after 3 days.. I don't know..
Joe Phoenix > ok dude
Carcosa Hali > but i mean, you know what I mean, right?
Joe Phoenix > 2 seconds
Carcosa Hali > kk
Joe Phoenix > this is arambe
Joe Phoenix > a director of mine
Joe Phoenix > arambe could you tell carcosa about zedrik
arambe fuddled > like 2 years ago zed decided he had it in for joe, and wardecced joes corp
arambe fuddled > ever since then he's been wardeccign us on and off
arambe fuddled > there's a giant series of forum threads in which zed whines in them about joe still being ceo
arambe fuddled > he's pretty much tried everythign possible to destroy this corp, without any success
Carcosa Hali > is that the link you were showing me earlier on?
Joe Phoenix > one of them
arambe fuddled > idk what link was shown
Joe Phoenix > there are about 10 like it
arambe fuddled > but most likely yes :P
Joe Phoenix > oh just to one of his blogs
Carcosa Hali > so he just goes around smacktalking everybody?
Joe Phoenix > more or less
Carcosa Hali > well shit.. I mean.. like I said, he seemed pretty cool.. gave me advice on PVP type fittings... which, as it turns out, are alot different than ratting stuff...
Carcosa Hali > I mean, that's kinda why I joined the corp, cause I heard they did merc stuff and all...
Carcosa Hali > I mean.. did he ever even get any kills on you, or was it just "haha you r teh suxxorz' all the time?
Carcosa Hali > is he really like that?
Joe Phoenix > pretty much

Hm....how about one of my other guys:

Joe Phoenix > hi
Joe Phoenix > hows it going?
SunMoonStars > Greetings.
Joe Phoenix > know who i am?
SunMoonStars > Looks like "Joe Phoenix".
Joe Phoenix > ha
Joe Phoenix > yer ok
Joe Phoenix > you new to eve?
SunMoonStars > Apparently about six weeks.

Date Of Birth - 2010.08.13
SunMoonStars > Bad math. Looks closer to ten weeks.
Joe Phoenix > you know you have joined a griefer corp right?
SunMoonStars > I know I have joined the IEEE. Keepers of The Standards and Practices.
Joe Phoenix > no dude
Joe Phoenix > they are bullies, scum bags, pieces of shit
SunMoonStars > Well, there is an assertion. You just called me a scum bag and piece of shit.

I don't take that kindly.
Joe Phoenix > not you, the people yo uare working for
Joe Phoenix > look let me show you, could you come to new caldari
SunMoonStars > Since I have a current association with 'them', I am part of the "they" you referenced.
SunMoonStars > No. I can't. I must do according to the voices in my head.

I wonder if he is starting to realize that 'hey, maybe all the guys in his corp actually know what is going on and have joined up for a reason'...

At any rate, the current 'reason' for the war, like we need much of one, is that it has become apparent that Joe has forgotten that wagging one's tongue and insulting people can have reprocussions. We're not in investigation land right now. Although a few of his alliance mates have shown deplorable judgement...Mining during wartime, running missions in a fleet tempest during wartime (4km closer and it would have been on the killboard...rats...)

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Fan...Mail?

I just peered at my eve-mail...and got this:

you remind me of someone
From: *someone's no-standings Pator Tech obvious alt's name elided*
Sent: 2010.10.17 16:43
To: Zedrik Cayne, 

I was reading your blog and your patience, your eloquence and genius remind me of someone from my RL that I briefly interacted with. Even your character's picture looks like him. You ever lived in Oregon? Portland, OR? Of course I'm a guy and "many men online role playing as girls" so....

If you were him...what an interesting EVE occupation for someone with a degree in Religion. I like it, I wouldn't do it myself.... God gives us his guidlines to protect his people so your Standards and Practices could be like the Bible. Follow the word of God to the best of your abilities or you're gonna get your spaceship blown up.

Maybe I've read too far!

Language/Tongue...in reverence to #762.258.255
James 3:2-8 (Bible)

I'm not sure how to react...

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Taking a page from the Joe Phoenix book of fitting...

So, our new friend has discovered the joys of warp core stabs...and gotten a couple kills out of it. One, a member of the skilless alt brigade.. One, well, it looks like he's got some friends in the lowsec around Amarr.

His lock-range is in the low tens of kilometers, and lock time is....let's not discuss that.. But he's at least shooting.

Fortunately for me, I managed to pick up a couple second hand phoboses during the whole Joe Phoenix Saga. Which comes in handy. I find him outside in Tash-Murkon Prime. As I'm narrowing him down, I get a private conversation.

Andrew Edelman > hello. i must say this war's rather fascinating
Andrew Edelman > lol
Andrew Edelman > would you like to know where i am 0.o
Zedrik Cayne > Sure, will save me the d-scan work.
Andrew Edelman > im in your mom's ass. i'll be waiting 0.o
Andrew Edelman > rofl
Andrew Edelman > hint* its a station
Andrew Edelman > rofl
Andrew Edelman > what kinda ship you in or is it a "surprise"

At this point I'd finally found him 30km off the station docking ring... And *just* in scram range for the infinipoint. Hit him...mwd out to him...and beat the tar out of him.

Don't look...its bad: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11445377

Zedrik Cayne > Its the solution for the warp core stabilizer
Andrew Edelman > oh well lol
Andrew Edelman > apparently so
Andrew Edelman > guess i have to put on 6
Andrew Edelman > how long would you say this war's gonna last
Andrew Edelman > lol
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't.
Andrew Edelman > didn't wat?
Zedrik Cayne > It ends the second I get a nice apology eve-mail. And 100  million isk.
Zedrik Cayne > Or until I get tired of it.
Andrew Edelman > and just how do i know your not bullshitting me?
Andrew Edelman > thats the only reason i havent made a move.
Zedrik Cayne > To be frank, you don't.
Zedrik Cayne > I do have somewhat of a reputation for doing what I say I'm going to do. But you don't know that at all. I did warn you you should not have been mining.
Andrew Edelman > and how the fuck are you finding us?
Andrew Edelman > i think you put a spy in didnt you
Zedrik Cayne > Locator agents mostly.
Andrew Edelman > looks like im moving to 0.0
Zedrik Cayne > I was out there yesterday. Got about halfway through a charon before the cavalry arrived :)
Andrew Edelman > you certaintly know whow to fight don't you. my best ships some of which, at times, have decent fits and i dont do shit.
Andrew Edelman > well im going to intrepids land. they might like me or not but technically if you're at war with me you're at war with thte alliance and they can pop you like popcorn out there my friend
Andrew Edelman > i wouldnt wanna go out there
Andrew Edelman > if i were u
Zedrik Cayne > I appreciate the sentiment. But I doubt you could handle the rats out there....much less any of the real people.
Andrew Edelman > thats what my alliance mates are for. i made a couple friends who told me some of their "few rat" systems. even still its better than getting killed here regardless.

Welcome to your new alliance mates Intrepid Crossing. Who does the background check on these applicants?

Monday, October 11, 2010

So, my new friends have just broadened the scope of investigation.

Intrepid Crossing has accepted them in. So, I started a conversation with the diplomatic contact.

Zedrik Cayne > Good afternoon.
Z0batar > hi
Zedrik Cayne > I understand you've taken my wartargets in.
Z0batar > yes
Zedrik Cayne > On purpose, or was it simply a miscommunication?
Zedrik Cayne > If it was on purpose I will have to expand my investigation to encompass the leadership of....Intrepid Crossing is it?
Zedrik Cayne > You might have warned your membership before taking this step...I've already killed a pod.
Z0batar > their corp is joining our alliance
Z0batar > the war dec is had no part in the decision
Zedrik Cayne > It has as of, about a half hour ago.
Zedrik Cayne > So you're saying you just submitted your whole alliance, and whatever traders and industrialists you have in highsec, to war without warning?
Z0batar > we dont have people that are in empire and if they are we kill them
Zedrik Cayne > I've already found and killed one. And I've caught flashes of them in locals on my way to Jita.
Zedrik Cayne > You *may* want to warn them.
Z0batar > we dont really care, a 4 man empire corp does not really interest us
Zedrik Cayne > In that case, since you don't seem to care, I will bid you adieu.
Z0batar > o/

That's right folks....your leadership will kill you. Either that or the diplomatic corp really needs some help with internal diplomacy.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Investigation muscles still working.

So, our current targets had decided, before shooting had even started...that they had had enough. The IEEE is run by reasonable men.

Andrew Edelman > hey look i talked to my corp members and i and they decided to just put this all behind us i guess i was pissed and lol judging by the amount of time you guyz been playin i just cant manage to have to deal with that right now
Andrew Edelman > ill do what i gotta do but i dont want this war to continue further
Zedrik Cayne > Well, you've bought a minimum of a week of 'issues'
Andrew Edelman > i notcied you managed to pick up like 3 members in the last 2 days something i was trying to do for 16 days so i was like fuck this. well hopefully we can put this behind us
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, I advertise you see.
Zedrik Cayne > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339 as an example
Andrew Edelman > do forums work better?
Zedrik Cayne > The forums work wonderfully.
Zedrik Cayne > I get all my best employees off the forums.
Zedrik Cayne > They never stick around long...just for the length of an investigation.
Zedrik Cayne > Sometimes two.
Zedrik Cayne > We'll take a look through your corporation, such as it is. Cite you for infractions that we find.
Zedrik Cayne > Typically failure in training programs. Ship fitting programs, failures in ship replacement programs.
Zedrik Cayne > I do hope you did not just recently recruit the extra one guy I see in your numbers.
Zedrik Cayne > While I didn't try to put a plant in, someone else might have...
Andrew Edelman > whatchu sayin?
Zedrik Cayne > I saw your membership go up by 1. And while I didn't personally put a spy in your corp...I'd actually watch out for the new guy unless  you know him from before.
Andrew Edelman > hes brand new. i asked for his password thing for eve checked him out and he was alright. he didnt have any alts (hopefully) and he's new.
Andrew Edelman > im not in any other wars either so
Zedrik Cayne > The API key.
Andrew Edelman > yeah that
Andrew Edelman > lol i always manage to forget these things
Zedrik Cayne > I'd warn him about the war, getting told 'I had no clue why I was getting shot' makes me angry.
Andrew Edelman > i warned everybody and does surrendering involve disbanding your corp?
Andrew Edelman > or whats the deal with that
Zedrik Cayne > Surrendering is a weird thing
Zedrik Cayne > You have to be in the same station as me.
Zedrik Cayne > It opens a trade window.
Andrew Edelman > ohh i see
Zedrik Cayne > If we both accept the trade. The war goes away
Zedrik Cayne > You can't just 'surrender' :)
Andrew Edelman > well i want this war gone so where can we meet? ill prob meet tommorow because im in mining op with the guys and i cant just bail.
Zedrik Cayne > I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Zedrik Cayne > The mining op that is.
Andrew Edelman > look what would i need to trade to make this war end once and for all?
Zedrik Cayne > And I'll tell you what...you send me a nice mail, saying that indeed, you were hasty and rash, and should probably not have even opened that conversation. Apologise, and send me 100 million isk..I'll kill the war right away and the guns will go dead in
Zedrik Cayne > 24 hours.
Andrew Edelman > thats fine. i can send the message but i gotta plex for the isk so ill see what i can do.
Andrew Edelman > i gotta run
Zedrik Cayne > Righty ho.
Zedrik Cayne > By the way...I suggest not trying to run....locator agents are wonderfully effective :)
Andrew Edelman > kk just tell your guys not to attack.
Andrew Edelman > until 24 hours pass
Andrew Edelman > oh wait yeah you guys cant anyhow till 24 hours kk well i gotta run bye

I don't think that someone understood instructions....send message, send 100 mil for consultancy services...wait 24 hours and war goes away.

So, by a locator agent, they are sitting in space. Jump in, and look! Andrew Edelman's Retreiver is on d-scan at obvious belt which is obvious.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430975
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430976

I'd only packed one point...but apparently I've got enough dps to plough an iteron mark v without a tank into the ground before it gets into warp. Local lights up:

Zedrik Cayne > I thought I may have mentioned something about cancelling your mining operation?
Redimor > You feel strong now?
Zedrik Cayne > No, just baffled that even thoug you are at war, you chose to go mining.
Redimor > just go 0.0 and prospher there

And a private conversation pops up.

Andrew Edelman > i thought i had 24 hours.
Zedrik Cayne > You had 24 hours from when you got mail.
Zedrik Cayne > War has been live since 5:04eve time

Yay for failure to read. I did suggest that he not go mining today.

And I start my regular day. Food for kids, wake the wife up...diapers..hey look...let's camp someone in.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430974

I'm pretty sure that a prophecy should at least have a buffer tank on somewhere. At least he's got the right sized guns, and a complete set of them. (And five heat sinks)

I have acquired a couple corpmates. He found a couple guys in a belt. And held them down until I arrived with more dps.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430973
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430972

We have an autocannon maller, and a railgun/artillery (Medium railgun and small artillery) Geddon. They *melt* absolutely.

Which sparks up a lively local while I'm dealing with children.

Evil Knight97 > offering a 20 million dollar prize if you kill zedrk cayne
Arkon Draenath > It's a real shame there isn't, y'know, a gmae mechanic to do that...
Arkon Draenath > game*
Evil Knight97 > i changed my mind ill offer 30 million to kill that guy
Arkon Draenath > Link him?
Lt Merc > place a bounty on him
Evil Knight97 > i cant
Arkon Draenath > Why not?
Evil Knight97 > our corp is at war and he killed me so i cant put a bounty on him
Arkon Draenath > Create alt, send money to alt, put bounty on character.
Evil Knight97 > ok
Evil Knight97 > i will thanks bye
Zedrik Cayne > I've also got a positive security status
Arkon Draenath > Does that stop people putting a bounty on you?
Zedrik Cayne > You can't put a bounty on someone with a positive sec status
Arkon Draenath > Ah, oh well.
Arkon Draenath > He might just have to spend that money on a better ship to try and kill you back, then.
Evil Knight97 > i can still offer money to people to fuck you up
Arkon Draenath > Let's see, 30mil to fight a 2006 character.
Arkon Draenath > Ummmm, no.
Andrew Edelman > thats what i was thinking
Oshiya > give me money
Oshiya > ill kill him
Oshiya > he can even call the ship type
WhiteSummon > Русская корпорация DARK-SIDE набирает пилотов любых направлений игры. Дружный коллектив. помогаем и объясняем. писать в личку
Evil Knight97 > ill give you 1 million and the rest when he is dead
Andrew Edelman > hes in a xexor
Andrew Edelman > vexor*
Andrew Edelman > wit t2 drones
Evil Knight97 > kill him and you get 30 million
Oshiya > sure
Oshiya > is he willing to fight though
Oshiya > that is the question
Oshiya > I have a cruiser ready as well
Evil Knight97 > he is has very good drones so wacth out
Oshiya > who is he?
Zedrik Cayne > My drones are mediocre...your fits were terrible.
Oshiya > lol
Oshiya > oh there he is
Oshiya > wanna fight dude
Evil Knight97 > Zerdrik cayne
Oshiya > ill fit my cruiser quick
Oshiya > and we can meet at a planet
Oshiya > you call it
Evil Knight97 > if you die i will still pay you 10 million isk
Zedrik Cayne > I'm a bit busy with breakfast RLly right now.
Oshiya > kk
K04 78 > lol thats a nice day
Oshiya > let me know when you are ready
K04 78 > wake up, kill someone
K04 78 > get breakfast
Evil Knight97 > funny and youll die soon
Oshiya > its just for fun
Oshiya > besides
Zedrik Cayne > Kill four someones so far :)
Oshiya > you are 06
Oshiya > im 08
Oshiya > i should be easy to kill
Zedrik Cayne > I don't fall fo rthat particular bait :)
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > I know exactly how long it takes to get to 90% effective in crusiers :)
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > And its about 4 months.
Oshiya > =P
Oshiya > well
Oshiya > like i said
Zedrik Cayne > Including all the pretty support skills :P
Oshiya > pick any ship
Zedrik Cayne > Velators at 20 paces!
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > *snerk* I have some for sale on contracts I think.
Oshiya > hmmmm
Oshiya > i tell you what
Zedrik Cayne > Only 4 mil each.
Oshiya > you use that
Oshiya > ill use my cynabal
Oshiya > stop giving me a mil
Oshiya > i need to fight him first
Oshiya > lol
Arkon Draenath > You're complaining that someone's giving you money?
Andrew Edelman > lol
Andrew Edelman > Oshiya you want me to join? technically im at war so
Evil Knight97 > i konw tell when it is doon
Oshiya > i guess i was.... lol
Oshiya > it dont matter
Oshiya > if im in a fleet with you ill be open for contact
Oshiya > so
Oshiya > invite
Oshiya > link the people you are at war with in the sys plz
Evil Knight97 > youll be invited
Oshiya > in the fleet chat btw
Oshiya > not in local ;)
Andrew Edelman > kk Oshiya your in fleet
Oshiya > thx
Andrew Edelman > no prb lets take down this mofo
Arkon Draenath > Where ya at, guys, I wanna watch :p
Andrew Edelman > lol kk ill tell you soon

And, afk again....local burps a couple times, and my corpmates shift... Hey, new corpmate's never killed before in PVP...but he's got a stealth bomber and has found two wartargets in a belt. (I'm more than happy to oblige if they are willing to fight in a belt)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11431827
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11431826

Okay, a tankless vexor, and a tach-geddon (Only 4 guns).

So far: 2 guys bailed on corp.. Mining Op broken up. 2 battleships, 2 cruisers, and a battlecruiser. To, nothing.

I do so hope that that 100 mil and apology eve-mail are incoming soon....They might not last too long under the current pace of operations.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Is this thing still on?

I'm a bit rusty, but this should be something nice to share.

So I'm undocked in Dodixie, and there's this abaddon getting pwnt by the navy and the sentry guns. It explodes in a ball of white flame, and I just happen to be on top of it, so I scoop the loot.

Gyrostabs, Dual pulse and a tach beam? WTF? Colorful assortment of crystals.

I get this conversation twenty minutes after the event.

Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, you're the guy fitting the gyrostabs with the lasers.
Andrew Edelman > no
Andrew Edelman > your the guy that took my stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Yes..4x Pneumatic Stabilization Actuator I
Zedrik Cayne > Along with a horrendous mis-begotten set of lazors.
Zedrik Cayne > Because they are not repackaged...it means they were fit.
Andrew Edelman > let me ask. y'd you take it?
Zedrik Cayne > Because I had plenty of cargo room and you had obviously done something stupid.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm guessing you shot the station.
Andrew Edelman > locked onto it by accident instead of some other dude who i was trying to also take my shit back and yeah shot the station
Zedrik Cayne > You probably had a 15 minute timer against the fed navy. So I was pretty safe in taking it.
Zedrik Cayne > Well, safe from you at least.
Andrew Edelman > ill certaintly keep that in mind the next time youre in low sec or i get the chance to kill you
Zedrik Cayne > Are you threatening me? Or at least trying to?
Zedrik Cayne > You do know that  Pneumatic Stabilization Actuator I  does not go with  Tachyon Beam Laser I right?
Andrew Edelman > i got heak sinks apparently i was in a rush and i put the wrong shit on
Zedrik Cayne > And having  Tachyon Beam Laser I plus   Dual Heavy Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I fit at the same time...
Andrew Edelman > i noticed that when i docked
Andrew Edelman > actually that doesnt really sound like me
Zedrik Cayne > You must've been in a *real* hurry to not only have mixed guns..but mixed short and long range guns.
Andrew Edelman > my abaddon had all pulse lasers and heat sinks
Zedrik Cayne > Suuuure.
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't steal gyros off anyone else.
Andrew Edelman > Andrew Edelman's Apocalypse heres a sample fit i use. i dont neccessarily speak bullshit

The fit he linked...Apoc with 6 tachs, 2 heavy missle launchers, a web and 7 heat sinks.

Andrew Edelman > its for a different ship but its what i can get
Zedrik Cayne > Dual Heavy Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I is what you had on :)
Zedrik Cayne > And a  Tachyon Beam Laser I
Andrew Edelman > its a sample to show you im not fucking stupid and you steal my stuff again ill be more than happy to take your bitch ass out so watch yourself
Zedrik Cayne > That definately sounded threatening.
Andrew Edelman > its certaintly should've
Zedrik Cayne > And frankly, that fit is well beyond crap :)
Zedrik Cayne > Stacking Penalty Much?
Andrew Edelman > they say penalty but then i check weapon stats and the damage multiplyer is higher than that of a tech 2 laser so i dont see the problem and it works just fine. the 1800 damage i do on an average shot seams to think so as well
Zedrik Cayne > I'd fight that at a planet in a merlin...and probably have a decent chance at winning.
Andrew Edelman > since bs's are slow and they're only capable at long distance warfare most of the time your probably right. but by cruisers can fart out a frigate on a regular basis
Zedrik Cayne > You sir, are definately high on something and have no idea of what you speak.
Andrew Edelman > oh yeah prove me wrong
Zedrik Cayne > Sure. About 49 hours.
Andrew Edelman > wat did you do war dec us?
Zedrik Cayne > Why yes I did.
Zedrik Cayne > Vote started a couple minutes ago.
Andrew Edelman > wonderful exactly what i had in mind as well
Andrew Edelman > under one condition
Andrew Edelman > no podding
Andrew Edelman > wtf am i saying you're definitely going to try to pod me
Andrew Edelman > and ill love to be the first to collect yor corpse as well
Zedrik Cayne > And tell your friend Jay...that mixing guns is a bad idea...
Zedrik Cayne > 150mm dual rails (worst gun in the game btw) and 350mm rails?
Zedrik Cayne > Even on a mission boat..that's pretty sad.
Andrew Edelman > you killed him too? or collected his stuff
Zedrik Cayne > He shot at me because I was flashy.
Andrew Edelman > whats one man gonna do against us?
Andrew Edelman > your in a one man corp my friend or should i say enemy
Zedrik Cayne > You're in a six man. And if you fit like there's been evidence of....It shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Andrew Edelman > teams beat one man almost every time
Zedrik Cayne > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11241713
Zedrik Cayne > Yup...crap fit.
Andrew Edelman > oh yeah lets see give me an example of a "good fit"
Zedrik Cayne > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11324924
Zedrik Cayne > Blasters? On an Omen?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not about to start giving fitting advice now that I'm going to be shooting at you.
Andrew Edelman > no you say youre the master well prove it
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, I never claimed to be the master. I just claim that you are crap.
Andrew Edelman > how am i crao? lets see what you got to use against me. probably nothing of significance

I pick a frigate...I've got a manticore in station somewhere. I'm pretty sure it will do just fine against the maller he's undocked in. And, he docks up.

Welcome to the next impromptu investigation by the IEEE. Self-Started by the target.