Joe Vs. THE LORD

Welcome to the latest in Joe Show...Joe vs. THE LORD!

In this episode, Joe contacts my current CEO....in an attempt to 'inform' him about me. Now, of course this is where everything takes a hard left. As Solty was with me through the very first of the IEEE adventures, so we know each other pretty well.

Joe Phoenix > you know who this guy is that you have just recruited to your corp right?
Le Soltueur > Pardon?
Le Soltueur > I've done no such recruitment. The Lord sends His gifts and I accept as His humble servant.
Joe Phoenix > im talking about zedrik cayne.
Joe Phoenix > the man is scum, seriously.
Le Soltueur > You should mind your tongue, sinner. A bishop in the service of the Lord is hardly a man of filth or vulgarity.
Joe Phoenix > he is niether.
Joe Phoenix > he is the freaking devil if you know of him.
Le Soltueur > I know of him and his practices. He brings to light serious transgressions against the Lord, and brings those sinners forward for redemption, absolution, and ultimately - forgiveness.
Joe Phoenix > erm no he scams and cheats them while lieing about them in public.
Le Soltueur > BLASPHEMY! I will have your tongue mounted on a stick for speaking such lies. You are an agent of all that which is wrong in our worlds. And for this, Joe Phoenix, the Lord may ask of me that which I can most certainly deliver.
Joe Phoenix > to grief?
Le Soltueur > If you make such accusations against a Bishop in the service of the Lord, you should do so to his face.
Zedrik Cayne > Yes Milord, you called?
Le Soltueur > And I, as Chief Inquistor, bear witness to this.
Joe Phoenix > oh crap here we go again.

At this point, Joe leaves the convo. Solty brings him back in.

Le Soltueur > Joe Phoenix
Joe Phoenix > le soltueur
Le Soltueur > The Lord has found you in contempt and guilty of treason against a Bishop in His service.
Le Soltueur > How plead you?
Joe Phoenix > oh how very, christian :)
Le Soltueur > Make light if you will, and steal a smirk with your snide soulnessness.
Le Soltueur > But if you do not enter a plea, then you force my hand and the Lord's will.
Le Soltueur > I ask you once more, Joe Phoenix, to the charges against you, how do you plead?
Joe Phoenix > erm actuelly matie boy, im buddist, so i couldn't give two shits about your lord or being in contempt of him :)
Le Soltueur > BLASPHEMER.
Le Soltueur > It saddens me, Joe Phoenix, that I must then find you guilty.
Joe Phoenix > oh no!
Le Soltueur > The will of God be done.
Joe Phoenix > i had a priest like you once.. he touched me...
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles and wigs?
Joe Phoenix > i don't want to talk about it.

And, everyone quits the conversation....Joe Phoenix has seen fit to contact the right hand of the lord, and opened up a can of worms he may wish he had not opened.

Last gasp of Joe...

As many of you avid followers know.... I've decided to shelve the IEEE for a while. Not sure how long.

So I get this conversation:

Joe Phoenix > hey cayne, are we done now?
Zedrik Cayne > No
Joe Phoenix > that was predictable
Joe Phoenix > well enjoy being a sad act who cant get any action :)



 He wants to be done...he knows what to do. I'll eventually get back around to him.