Saturday, March 13, 2010

Fresh Joe Show (tm)

 Its been a while since I've updated this. Mostly because nothing interesting has been happening that I can actually talk about.

Except today!

So, I get a random conversation from Joe. After doing a bit of research, apparently he's caught a dec from a 2 man corporation.

For your enjoyment, welcome to the latest in the Joe Show.

Joe Phoenix > still hiring mercs to come after me..
Joe Phoenix > really zedrik give it up.
Joe Phoenix > you lost, accept it.
Zedrik Cayne > ?
Joe Phoenix > yer yer
Joe Phoenix > look go and find somone else to annoy.
Zedrik Cayne > You've not spoken directly to me for weeks...and we're no longer at war...and yet I'm still annoying you?
Zedrik Cayne > My powers of annoyance must be incredible.
Joe Phoenix > yes
Joe Phoenix > they really are
Joe Phoenix > and zedrik this probably will be the last time i ever have to speak to you.
Zedrik Cayne > You never had to speak to me before.
Zedrik Cayne > It would have been in your best interest to have kept your mouth shut.
Zedrik Cayne > But that never seems to have stopped you before.
Joe Phoenix > well you seemed to want to talk to me, i thought it only polite to accomodate.
Joe Phoenix > i was actuelly hoping we might be able to settle this finally
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, I'm perfectly willing to settle this. If you'd just step down, we can call it quits.
Joe Phoenix > you persist in asking the completely stupid and impossible
Joe Phoenix > you have lost this war zedrik...
Zedrik Cayne > Its not impossible..nor stupid.
Joe Phoenix > im afraid it is both
Zedrik Cayne > That's your choice.
Joe Phoenix > have these 8 months tought you nothing?
Joe Phoenix > obveasly not
Zedrik Cayne > Possibly that I've met someone at least as stubborn as I am.
Joe Phoenix > im guessing the IEEE will continue to harrass small defenceless corps?
Zedrik Cayne > Fortunately for me, you also seem to be infinitely less capable.
Joe Phoenix > im the guy who has a 200 member alliance
Joe Phoenix > what do you have?
Joe Phoenix > apart from a poor collection of griefers
Joe Phoenix > and 20m less then you did a fue weeks ago...
Joe Phoenix > thanks for that btw.
Joe Phoenix > it was really big of you.
Joe Phoenix > hey i bet C&P would have a giggle at your expensive if i told them i got one of your guys to turncoat and fuck your corp up.
Zedrik Cayne > I suppose they might.
Joe Phoenix > well im not going to tell them.
Joe Phoenix > because that would make me a griefer.
Joe Phoenix > and thats somthing im not.
Joe Phoenix > but as a parting gift
Joe Phoenix > i will give you a promise.
Zedrik Cayne > Oh this should be good.
Joe Phoenix > anyone you try and grief, i will be there to help.
Joe Phoenix > im not letting you continue to be a dick
Zedrik Cayne > You mean like how you tried to help CVA in providence?
Zedrik Cayne > Providence started burning....and you went to go run missions in highsec.
Joe Phoenix > they refused our help
Joe Phoenix > so we let them burn.
Joe Phoenix > and why do you think providence started burning after they refused our help? :)
Zedrik Cayne > Riiiight.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate.. I'll look forward to seeing your 'help' the next time I run an investigation. Should be worth a good hearty chuckle.
Joe Phoenix > nice day in tampa?
Zedrik Cayne > Orlando.
Zedrik Cayne > Your Geo IP is off.
Joe Phoenix > your abit of a freak arn't you zedrik?
Zedrik Cayne > You keep insisting that I am.
Joe Phoenix > you looked over my profile over a hundred times
Joe Phoenix > constantly
Joe Phoenix > you stalked me for 7 months
Joe Phoenix > you attempted to invade my rl
Zedrik Cayne > You keep claiming that. This is the third or fourth time.
Zedrik Cayne > The only details I know about your real life is what you've told me....quite an amusing tale about Gambia etc.
Joe Phoenix > that wasn't amusing.
Joe Phoenix > god if you actuelly where there you would understand the gravity of what you just said.
Zedrik Cayne > Seeing as neither of us have probably been there...I feel safe in the assumption that you're talking out your posterior.
Joe Phoenix > haha your such an arshole
Joe Phoenix > seriously you know fuck all about anything.
Joe Phoenix > i bet you'v never even left the us
Joe Phoenix > no i didn't think so.
Joe Phoenix > proving my point
Joe Phoenix > goodbye you sad... little man
Joe Phoenix > i hope i never have to see you again.