Is this thing still on?

I'm a bit rusty, but this should be something nice to share.

So I'm undocked in Dodixie, and there's this abaddon getting pwnt by the navy and the sentry guns. It explodes in a ball of white flame, and I just happen to be on top of it, so I scoop the loot.

Gyrostabs, Dual pulse and a tach beam? WTF? Colorful assortment of crystals.

I get this conversation twenty minutes after the event.

Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, you're the guy fitting the gyrostabs with the lasers.
Andrew Edelman > no
Andrew Edelman > your the guy that took my stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Yes..4x Pneumatic Stabilization Actuator I
Zedrik Cayne > Along with a horrendous mis-begotten set of lazors.
Zedrik Cayne > Because they are not repackaged...it means they were fit.
Andrew Edelman > let me ask. y'd you take it?
Zedrik Cayne > Because I had plenty of cargo room and you had obviously done something stupid.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm guessing you shot the station.
Andrew Edelman > locked onto it by accident instead of some other dude who i was trying to also take my shit back and yeah shot the station
Zedrik Cayne > You probably had a 15 minute timer against the fed navy. So I was pretty safe in taking it.
Zedrik Cayne > Well, safe from you at least.
Andrew Edelman > ill certaintly keep that in mind the next time youre in low sec or i get the chance to kill you
Zedrik Cayne > Are you threatening me? Or at least trying to?
Zedrik Cayne > You do know that  Pneumatic Stabilization Actuator I  does not go with  Tachyon Beam Laser I right?
Andrew Edelman > i got heak sinks apparently i was in a rush and i put the wrong shit on
Zedrik Cayne > And having  Tachyon Beam Laser I plus   Dual Heavy Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I fit at the same time...
Andrew Edelman > i noticed that when i docked
Andrew Edelman > actually that doesnt really sound like me
Zedrik Cayne > You must've been in a *real* hurry to not only have mixed guns..but mixed short and long range guns.
Andrew Edelman > my abaddon had all pulse lasers and heat sinks
Zedrik Cayne > Suuuure.
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't steal gyros off anyone else.
Andrew Edelman > Andrew Edelman's Apocalypse heres a sample fit i use. i dont neccessarily speak bullshit

The fit he linked...Apoc with 6 tachs, 2 heavy missle launchers, a web and 7 heat sinks.

Andrew Edelman > its for a different ship but its what i can get
Zedrik Cayne > Dual Heavy Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I is what you had on :)
Zedrik Cayne > And a  Tachyon Beam Laser I
Andrew Edelman > its a sample to show you im not fucking stupid and you steal my stuff again ill be more than happy to take your bitch ass out so watch yourself
Zedrik Cayne > That definately sounded threatening.
Andrew Edelman > its certaintly should've
Zedrik Cayne > And frankly, that fit is well beyond crap :)
Zedrik Cayne > Stacking Penalty Much?
Andrew Edelman > they say penalty but then i check weapon stats and the damage multiplyer is higher than that of a tech 2 laser so i dont see the problem and it works just fine. the 1800 damage i do on an average shot seams to think so as well
Zedrik Cayne > I'd fight that at a planet in a merlin...and probably have a decent chance at winning.
Andrew Edelman > since bs's are slow and they're only capable at long distance warfare most of the time your probably right. but by cruisers can fart out a frigate on a regular basis
Zedrik Cayne > You sir, are definately high on something and have no idea of what you speak.
Andrew Edelman > oh yeah prove me wrong
Zedrik Cayne > Sure. About 49 hours.
Andrew Edelman > wat did you do war dec us?
Zedrik Cayne > Why yes I did.
Zedrik Cayne > Vote started a couple minutes ago.
Andrew Edelman > wonderful exactly what i had in mind as well
Andrew Edelman > under one condition
Andrew Edelman > no podding
Andrew Edelman > wtf am i saying you're definitely going to try to pod me
Andrew Edelman > and ill love to be the first to collect yor corpse as well
Zedrik Cayne > And tell your friend Jay...that mixing guns is a bad idea...
Zedrik Cayne > 150mm dual rails (worst gun in the game btw) and 350mm rails?
Zedrik Cayne > Even on a mission boat..that's pretty sad.
Andrew Edelman > you killed him too? or collected his stuff
Zedrik Cayne > He shot at me because I was flashy.
Andrew Edelman > whats one man gonna do against us?
Andrew Edelman > your in a one man corp my friend or should i say enemy
Zedrik Cayne > You're in a six man. And if you fit like there's been evidence of....It shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Andrew Edelman > teams beat one man almost every time
Zedrik Cayne > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11241713
Zedrik Cayne > Yup...crap fit.
Andrew Edelman > oh yeah lets see give me an example of a "good fit"
Zedrik Cayne > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11324924
Zedrik Cayne > Blasters? On an Omen?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not about to start giving fitting advice now that I'm going to be shooting at you.
Andrew Edelman > no you say youre the master well prove it
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, I never claimed to be the master. I just claim that you are crap.
Andrew Edelman > how am i crao? lets see what you got to use against me. probably nothing of significance

I pick a frigate...I've got a manticore in station somewhere. I'm pretty sure it will do just fine against the maller he's undocked in. And, he docks up.

Welcome to the next impromptu investigation by the IEEE. Self-Started by the target.