Investigation muscles still working.

So, our current targets had decided, before shooting had even started...that they had had enough. The IEEE is run by reasonable men.

Andrew Edelman > hey look i talked to my corp members and i and they decided to just put this all behind us i guess i was pissed and lol judging by the amount of time you guyz been playin i just cant manage to have to deal with that right now
Andrew Edelman > ill do what i gotta do but i dont want this war to continue further
Zedrik Cayne > Well, you've bought a minimum of a week of 'issues'
Andrew Edelman > i notcied you managed to pick up like 3 members in the last 2 days something i was trying to do for 16 days so i was like fuck this. well hopefully we can put this behind us
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, I advertise you see.
Zedrik Cayne > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339 as an example
Andrew Edelman > do forums work better?
Zedrik Cayne > The forums work wonderfully.
Zedrik Cayne > I get all my best employees off the forums.
Zedrik Cayne > They never stick around long...just for the length of an investigation.
Zedrik Cayne > Sometimes two.
Zedrik Cayne > We'll take a look through your corporation, such as it is. Cite you for infractions that we find.
Zedrik Cayne > Typically failure in training programs. Ship fitting programs, failures in ship replacement programs.
Zedrik Cayne > I do hope you did not just recently recruit the extra one guy I see in your numbers.
Zedrik Cayne > While I didn't try to put a plant in, someone else might have...
Andrew Edelman > whatchu sayin?
Zedrik Cayne > I saw your membership go up by 1. And while I didn't personally put a spy in your corp...I'd actually watch out for the new guy unless  you know him from before.
Andrew Edelman > hes brand new. i asked for his password thing for eve checked him out and he was alright. he didnt have any alts (hopefully) and he's new.
Andrew Edelman > im not in any other wars either so
Zedrik Cayne > The API key.
Andrew Edelman > yeah that
Andrew Edelman > lol i always manage to forget these things
Zedrik Cayne > I'd warn him about the war, getting told 'I had no clue why I was getting shot' makes me angry.
Andrew Edelman > i warned everybody and does surrendering involve disbanding your corp?
Andrew Edelman > or whats the deal with that
Zedrik Cayne > Surrendering is a weird thing
Zedrik Cayne > You have to be in the same station as me.
Zedrik Cayne > It opens a trade window.
Andrew Edelman > ohh i see
Zedrik Cayne > If we both accept the trade. The war goes away
Zedrik Cayne > You can't just 'surrender' :)
Andrew Edelman > well i want this war gone so where can we meet? ill prob meet tommorow because im in mining op with the guys and i cant just bail.
Zedrik Cayne > I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Zedrik Cayne > The mining op that is.
Andrew Edelman > look what would i need to trade to make this war end once and for all?
Zedrik Cayne > And I'll tell you what...you send me a nice mail, saying that indeed, you were hasty and rash, and should probably not have even opened that conversation. Apologise, and send me 100 million isk..I'll kill the war right away and the guns will go dead in
Zedrik Cayne > 24 hours.
Andrew Edelman > thats fine. i can send the message but i gotta plex for the isk so ill see what i can do.
Andrew Edelman > i gotta run
Zedrik Cayne > Righty ho.
Zedrik Cayne > By the way...I suggest not trying to run....locator agents are wonderfully effective :)
Andrew Edelman > kk just tell your guys not to attack.
Andrew Edelman > until 24 hours pass
Andrew Edelman > oh wait yeah you guys cant anyhow till 24 hours kk well i gotta run bye

I don't think that someone understood instructions....send message, send 100 mil for consultancy services...wait 24 hours and war goes away.

So, by a locator agent, they are sitting in space. Jump in, and look! Andrew Edelman's Retreiver is on d-scan at obvious belt which is obvious.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430975
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430976

I'd only packed one point...but apparently I've got enough dps to plough an iteron mark v without a tank into the ground before it gets into warp. Local lights up:

Zedrik Cayne > I thought I may have mentioned something about cancelling your mining operation?
Redimor > You feel strong now?
Zedrik Cayne > No, just baffled that even thoug you are at war, you chose to go mining.
Redimor > just go 0.0 and prospher there

And a private conversation pops up.

Andrew Edelman > i thought i had 24 hours.
Zedrik Cayne > You had 24 hours from when you got mail.
Zedrik Cayne > War has been live since 5:04eve time

Yay for failure to read. I did suggest that he not go mining today.

And I start my regular day. Food for kids, wake the wife up...diapers..hey look...let's camp someone in.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430974

I'm pretty sure that a prophecy should at least have a buffer tank on somewhere. At least he's got the right sized guns, and a complete set of them. (And five heat sinks)

I have acquired a couple corpmates. He found a couple guys in a belt. And held them down until I arrived with more dps.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430973
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11430972

We have an autocannon maller, and a railgun/artillery (Medium railgun and small artillery) Geddon. They *melt* absolutely.

Which sparks up a lively local while I'm dealing with children.

Evil Knight97 > offering a 20 million dollar prize if you kill zedrk cayne
Arkon Draenath > It's a real shame there isn't, y'know, a gmae mechanic to do that...
Arkon Draenath > game*
Evil Knight97 > i changed my mind ill offer 30 million to kill that guy
Arkon Draenath > Link him?
Lt Merc > place a bounty on him
Evil Knight97 > i cant
Arkon Draenath > Why not?
Evil Knight97 > our corp is at war and he killed me so i cant put a bounty on him
Arkon Draenath > Create alt, send money to alt, put bounty on character.
Evil Knight97 > ok
Evil Knight97 > i will thanks bye
Zedrik Cayne > I've also got a positive security status
Arkon Draenath > Does that stop people putting a bounty on you?
Zedrik Cayne > You can't put a bounty on someone with a positive sec status
Arkon Draenath > Ah, oh well.
Arkon Draenath > He might just have to spend that money on a better ship to try and kill you back, then.
Evil Knight97 > i can still offer money to people to fuck you up
Arkon Draenath > Let's see, 30mil to fight a 2006 character.
Arkon Draenath > Ummmm, no.
Andrew Edelman > thats what i was thinking
Oshiya > give me money
Oshiya > ill kill him
Oshiya > he can even call the ship type
WhiteSummon > Русская корпорация DARK-SIDE набирает пилотов любых направлений игры. Дружный коллектив. помогаем и объясняем. писать в личку
Evil Knight97 > ill give you 1 million and the rest when he is dead
Andrew Edelman > hes in a xexor
Andrew Edelman > vexor*
Andrew Edelman > wit t2 drones
Evil Knight97 > kill him and you get 30 million
Oshiya > sure
Oshiya > is he willing to fight though
Oshiya > that is the question
Oshiya > I have a cruiser ready as well
Evil Knight97 > he is has very good drones so wacth out
Oshiya > who is he?
Zedrik Cayne > My drones are mediocre...your fits were terrible.
Oshiya > lol
Oshiya > oh there he is
Oshiya > wanna fight dude
Evil Knight97 > Zerdrik cayne
Oshiya > ill fit my cruiser quick
Oshiya > and we can meet at a planet
Oshiya > you call it
Evil Knight97 > if you die i will still pay you 10 million isk
Zedrik Cayne > I'm a bit busy with breakfast RLly right now.
Oshiya > kk
K04 78 > lol thats a nice day
Oshiya > let me know when you are ready
K04 78 > wake up, kill someone
K04 78 > get breakfast
Evil Knight97 > funny and youll die soon
Oshiya > its just for fun
Oshiya > besides
Zedrik Cayne > Kill four someones so far :)
Oshiya > you are 06
Oshiya > im 08
Oshiya > i should be easy to kill
Zedrik Cayne > I don't fall fo rthat particular bait :)
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > I know exactly how long it takes to get to 90% effective in crusiers :)
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > And its about 4 months.
Oshiya > =P
Oshiya > well
Oshiya > like i said
Zedrik Cayne > Including all the pretty support skills :P
Oshiya > pick any ship
Zedrik Cayne > Velators at 20 paces!
Oshiya > lol
Zedrik Cayne > *snerk* I have some for sale on contracts I think.
Oshiya > hmmmm
Oshiya > i tell you what
Zedrik Cayne > Only 4 mil each.
Oshiya > you use that
Oshiya > ill use my cynabal
Oshiya > stop giving me a mil
Oshiya > i need to fight him first
Oshiya > lol
Arkon Draenath > You're complaining that someone's giving you money?
Andrew Edelman > lol
Andrew Edelman > Oshiya you want me to join? technically im at war so
Evil Knight97 > i konw tell when it is doon
Oshiya > i guess i was.... lol
Oshiya > it dont matter
Oshiya > if im in a fleet with you ill be open for contact
Oshiya > so
Oshiya > invite
Oshiya > link the people you are at war with in the sys plz
Evil Knight97 > youll be invited
Oshiya > in the fleet chat btw
Oshiya > not in local ;)
Andrew Edelman > kk Oshiya your in fleet
Oshiya > thx
Andrew Edelman > no prb lets take down this mofo
Arkon Draenath > Where ya at, guys, I wanna watch :p
Andrew Edelman > lol kk ill tell you soon

And, afk again....local burps a couple times, and my corpmates shift... Hey, new corpmate's never killed before in PVP...but he's got a stealth bomber and has found two wartargets in a belt. (I'm more than happy to oblige if they are willing to fight in a belt)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11431827
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11431826

Okay, a tankless vexor, and a tach-geddon (Only 4 guns).

So far: 2 guys bailed on corp.. Mining Op broken up. 2 battleships, 2 cruisers, and a battlecruiser. To, nothing.

I do so hope that that 100 mil and apology eve-mail are incoming soon....They might not last too long under the current pace of operations.