So, Lana Torrin (best Torrin) has managed to scam Joe out of 800 million isk.
And, she has graciously handed half the take over to the IEEE...to help with our investigation, and filled me in with some of the details of the scam.
With that, here's the ensuing conversation.
Zedrik Cayne > Hi Joe...
Joe Phoenix > what do you want cayne?
Zedrik Cayne > I hear through the grapevine that you're going to setup a pos.
Zedrik Cayne > You...might want to check your wallet before you do that.
Zedrik Cayne > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1254385
Joe Phoenix > i do wish people would stop making up storied, its very tiersom
Zedrik Cayne > Lana does not casually send 400 mil as a donation to fund the war.
Joe Phoenix > why not? 400m aint exactly alot
Joe Phoenix > and niether is 800m, i might add
Zedrik Cayne > Much more than you have in your wallet right now I'm guessing.
Joe Phoenix > much less actuelly :)
Zedrik Cayne > For someone who was just bragging about having reached his first billion...its not exactly chump change.
Zedrik Cayne > Want to bet?
Joe Phoenix > and considering that the thread is bs, it has +800m more then you think
Joe Phoenix > that was weeks ago?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm guessing...at your current burn rate, the amounts you said you were making...
Zedrik Cayne > 300 mil?
Zedrik Cayne > 350 mil tops if you've been doing those anomalies with any speed.
Joe Phoenix > try x15 and you might get close :)
Joe Phoenix > i must say all thouse covert op cloaks have really been helping things along.
Joe Phoenix > all of your little minions running around after me, geting blown to pieces by, once by their own bomb! that was funny lol
Zedrik Cayne > I'm glad you're enjoying the loot. Must make replacing a drake a day easier.
Joe Phoenix > meh when your fitted with shitty tech one equipement it doesn't really hurt. and since i actuelly make money on drake hull losses im not worried.
Joe Phoenix > can't say the same for you?
Joe Phoenix > now is thier any other forum dribble you would like to show me? maybe one of your threads?
Joe Phoenix > no?
Zedrik Cayne > Not really. But your spelling and punctuation are getting remarkably better.
Joe Phoenix > Oh really? i was just getting annoyed and chubby chaisers like yourself having a go at lazy spelling :D
Zedrik Cayne > Now...we were having a perfectly civil conversation and you have to go and insult me.
Zedrik Cayne > Well...a relatively civil conversation.
Joe Phoenix > im sorry cayne your face just prevokes hostility...
Zedrik Cayne > I'm terribly sorry you're feeling so hostile. Maybe you should resign..take a load off...then folks would stop hounding you. I hear retirement is relaxing.
Joe Phoenix > you really have taken that insult personally haven't you?
Zedrik Cayne > Me? No.
Joe Phoenix > oh really....
Zedrik Cayne > Others have. Very viscerally.
Joe Phoenix > and yet with all these griefers on your side you still cannot break me... and its driving you instain...
Zedrik Cayne > You speak of this as if it was an achievement.
Joe Phoenix > oh isn't it?
Zedrik Cayne > Well, there is no game mechanic that I can use to force you out. If there were one, I would have executed it at some point.
Zedrik Cayne > So, your basic achievement, is relying on a game mechanic to not lose.
Joe Phoenix > this has been going on for 5months now btw
Zedrik Cayne > Yup.
Joe Phoenix > you can't see the problem with that?
Zedrik Cayne > And at ten or twelve million a week..Given that I'm 400-ish richer right now...its not seeing a financial end for quite some time.
Joe Phoenix > yes well went i get empire control level five, we will :)
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, so you didn't tick the skill over like you claimed weeks ago?
Joe Phoenix > no unfortunatly i was told wrong
Joe Phoenix > i was told you only needed level 1...
Zedrik Cayne tsks...."Was it an outright lie? Or did you just fail reading comprehension?"
Joe Phoenix > but thats help chat for you.
Zedrik Cayne > You do know that the information is all on the eve-wiki...right?
Joe Phoenix > yerrrr but im really really lazy :)
Zedrik Cayne > Not really a quality you'd like to see in a CEO now is it?
Joe Phoenix > yer well nobody is 100% PERFECT
Joe Phoenix > im only like...
Joe Phoenix > 98
Joe Phoenix > 97% perfect
Joe Phoenix > OH by the way send somthing throw my lettebox again and i'l send you somthing back.
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't send you anything Joe. I actually doubt you received anything.
Joe Phoenix > oh i wouldn't
Joe Phoenix > and you know how easy it would be to get hold of your home address?
Zedrik Cayne > Actually no. But do tell.
Joe Phoenix > very
Zedrik Cayne > Joe. I seriously doubt you could figure it out. You can't figure out how to find information on the wiki.
Joe Phoenix > its simply logging an IP address and tracking it back using an IP address finder....
Joe Phoenix > now that would be unplesent now wouldn't it...
Zedrik Cayne > Joe, you're not scaring anyone. Really. You can't handle your in-game life. You're over in Jolly old England somewhere (unless you're lying about your world location...who knows.)
Joe Phoenix > yer post can get out of england, you do know that right?
Joe Phoenix > anyway i would never do anything like that...
Joe Phoenix > but aparently you would....
Zedrik Cayne > You can keep repeating that. Like I said, I've not sent you anything and I doubt you have received anything.
Joe Phoenix > and i know your lieing.
Zedrik Cayne > Actually...re-reading this...it sounds suspiciously like you are threatening to send me....A LETTER...DUN DUN DUN.
Zedrik Cayne > Will it be strongly worded?
Joe Phoenix > ROFL why on earth would i send you a letter?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not sure... I'm not you.
Joe Phoenix > well you send me one... why did u send me one?
Zedrik Cayne > I've not sent you anything. And I doubt you've received anything.
Joe Phoenix > you can keep saying that but it doesn't change the fact that you sent one.
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, but there's a difference Joe. Most folks will believe me when I say 'I have not sent you anything'.
Zedrik Cayne > You on the other hand, have multiple people say that you have lied to their faces. (well..typed lies at them)
Joe Phoenix > which youv got under duress obveasly
Zedrik Cayne > Did you suddeny get to watch some Court TV or something?
Joe Phoenix > what?
Zedrik Cayne > You've suddenly acquired words a barrister might use. Just wondering where you've gotten the ideas.
Joe Phoenix > ermmm the english language?
Joe Phoenix > anyway cayne your boring me...
Joe Phoenix > do you do any tricks?
Zedrik Cayne > Not really.
Joe Phoenix > oh well, you can just continue to provide me with lols
Zedrik Cayne > I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. And so is everyone else....believe me.
Joe Phoenix > i can't really see how funny it is.... 5months down the line your still following me around like a lap dog and im still laughing in your face.
Zedrik Cayne > Well...I can't top that. I don't think I could top that if I tried really...really hard.
Zedrik Cayne > Have a good one Joe.