So, you have this butt-load of isk. What do you do with it... Since I don't spend much usually..I could just go on about my business as usual and, well, just buy what I wanted when I wanted without working much, but what kind of fun is that?
In these trying economic times...you do what you can for the economy, and dump that isk right back into the economy. Now, what is the best way to give the economy a boost? You make everyone spend isk...hm...replacing ships makes folks spend isk. So that means making war...Who is available right now to go kill someone.
I guess you...Hire Noir.
But who to go kill...Someone who's needed killing for a long while. How about Malum Exuro. (For those of you who follow the blog, MyOldCeo, aka Mzr, aka Takezo Kensei, is the ceo of Session9 which is the executor of Malum Exuro, also the ceo of Leverage Inc. Who wardec'd the IEEE a while back.)
At any rate, so...its time to go and visit and eat popcorn. Welcome to...the Mzr Zone:
Takezo Kensei > thats why i don't like you even more
Takezo Kensei > you and yer best buddy zero threat
Takezo Kensei > you're like hyenas
Takezo Kensei > came to smell some blood
Takezo Kensei > but when the next drop goes our way and you and your shiny mercs are fucked in the ass with a tire iron
Takezo Kensei > ur gonna think twice about coming around
Takezo Kensei > to `spectate`
Zedrik Cayne > I don't think so Mzr.
Takezo Kensei > really
Takezo Kensei > thats why you died 8 times to me
Takezo Kensei > coz u really know how to think
Takezo Kensei > you're just a stupid little worm
Takezo Kensei > coming to sniff every fart someone else does
Takezo Kensei > you think you broke something?
Takezo Kensei > we'll see the next drop
Zedrik Cayne > I'm pretty sure nothing's broken..yet.
Takezo Kensei > take your fantesies to your kids
Takezo Kensei > its all fun until some bigger blob pises in your cereal
Takezo Kensei > then its not so funny being on the receiving end
Takezo Kensei > and why the fuck am i talking to you anyway
Takezo Kensei > u got no money to pay mercs
Takezo Kensei > ur here jus to gloat
At this point..I'm rolling...He thinks I wouldn't piss money in his direction?
Zedrik Cayne > You'd be surprised at just how much isk someone is usually willing to pay to not be embarrassed on the forums.
Takezo Kensei > lolz
Takezo Kensei > u won't stop me
Takezo Kensei > and the shite on the forums
Zedrik Cayne > Oh..I'm not talking about you Mzr :)
Takezo Kensei > you asked for it
Takezo Kensei > what greater truth you think you know sunshine?
Takezo Kensei > who made you judge over stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Nobody really..it just ended up that way.
Takezo Kensei > it really didnt end up anywhere
Takezo Kensei > only your little head thinks that
Takezo Kensei > small gang my ass
Takezo Kensei > we'll see who blobs better
Zedrik Cayne > A blob is all a matter of scale.
Zedrik Cayne > If you can field 35 or 40 guys...then 8 or 10 isn't really a blob.
Takezo Kensei > u should really take ur folky wisdom to someone whos interested
Takezo Kensei > fucked you up in fair fights more than enough
Takezo Kensei > paid mercs and now u're someone?
Takezo Kensei > eve is full of clowns
Now, we all know Mzr loves to talk about fair fights...And having fair fights makes you manly men and worth a damn in EvE Online. Hm.... Let's look over here Nice carrier and 8 man blob. (Mind you, noir had brought in a couple phoons in with the blag. But they hypocracy is thick with this one.
A bit later on, Noir's got a guy in local..and I'm trying to goad Mzr out of station. Mzr starts talking the second Noir. leaves local.
Zedrik Cayne > How does the inside of the station look Mzr?
Takezo Kensei > how lame and retarded are you to talk from behind a covops cloak
Takezo Kensei > the little hiena comes and comments
Zedrik Cayne > Hyena...for god's sakes Mzr..learn the freakin language :)
Renai Buren > u sound angry
Takezo Kensei > and when everything fails, im stalking him
Takezo Kensei > you kinda lost yer right to have an opinion
Zedrik Cayne > I'm glad you think so.
Zedrik Cayne > How's that working out for you?
Takezo Kensei > coz a) u have no balls to do something yourself and b) you suck terribly at pvp
Takezo Kensei > im good dw about me
Zedrik Cayne > Do I look worried?
Takezo Kensei > i don't fucking care how you look
Takezo Kensei > all you do is talk.. then die.. then talk some moar
Takezo Kensei > at least i've been in some cap fights
Takezo Kensei > you write pages about how you killed a vexor with a drone
Takezo Kensei > shut the fuck up, grow some balls and have a decent fight
Takezo Kensei > in something worth losing
Takezo Kensei > all you risk-averse idiots have big mouths
Zedrik Cayne > For someone who could care less...you get awfully worked up about the topic Mzr.
Takezo Kensei > dude
Takezo Kensei > stop caring
Zedrik Cayne > And you do forget that the one time you 'caught' me without having to ask me to stop and 1v1 you...I did kill you.
Takezo Kensei > how many 1v1s do you want?
Takezo Kensei > till you lose your self-esteem
Zedrik Cayne > I don't...any time I've ever accepted one I've lost.
Zedrik Cayne > So I don't ask for 1v1's. And I should really stop accepting them.
Takezo Kensei > and stop talking about mercs like its some kind of achivment
Takezo Kensei > they're being dealt with
Takezo Kensei > and we'll escalate it till its no more fun
Zedrik Cayne > I think I've mentioned Noir a total of once. You're more bothered by them than I am.
Takezo Kensei > words don't make you leet
Takezo Kensei > just a sad panda
Zedrik Cayne > You're the only one who claims I'm 'Leet' in any way shape or form.
Zedrik Cayne > Or good at pvp.
Takezo Kensei > then why are you even talking?
Takezo Kensei > mind your own fucking bussines
Takezo Kensei > gloat in peace
Zedrik Cayne > Because its one of the things I'm good at.
Takezo Kensei > i'll see your mercs in space
Takezo Kensei > all this coming here and gloating like you got something to say..
Takezo Kensei > guess what
Takezo Kensei > your a fucking NOBODY
Takezo Kensei > unless you do something in space
Zedrik Cayne > So, losing that mach to a mission makes you somebody?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm pretty sure that happened in space.
Takezo Kensei > its a ship
Zedrik Cayne > They are words.
Takezo Kensei > done a lot of pvp
Zedrik Cayne > Hm...I seem to remember that I was scoring better than you on the killboard until I left.
This last sentence stopped him cold for a good five minutes...It was actually true. (Turns out that Griefwatch gives you lots and lots of points for killing stuff with things which shouldn't be able to, cruisers with an iteron really adds up)
Takezo Kensei > you weren't scoring anything
Zedrik Cayne > The killboard thought otherwise.
Takezo Kensei > u were in highsec for 6 months doing whatever the fuck you were doing to noobs
Zedrik Cayne > And you were doing such important things here in lowsec.
See the previous blog entries about 'work' to find out just how much weight had to really be pulled....Yeah, hauling for a couple hours.
Takezo Kensei > yea we were pulling weight here
Takezo Kensei > u fucking ape
Takezo Kensei > u were can baiting fail-fit catalysts
Zedrik Cayne > And being very good at it.
Takezo Kensei > u should go do that
Zedrik Cayne > You be good at what you do Mzr...I'll be good at doing what I do.
Takezo Kensei > im done here
Takezo Kensei > blocked
And, most recently: Mail From Mzr.
Now that the war is over you crawled like a worm back to Dodixie? You useless ape go back in the anonimity you came from.
Like a hiena, you came here to gloat on what somebody else does, coz you failed miserably at doing it yourself. For any normal person this would've been enough to go mind their own bussines. But anonimity transforms you average Joe into a fucking paper Rambo eh?
And I'm stalking you on forums? Your retarded clown.
Paying mercs is like watching somebody else fuck your ugly wife because you can't do it yourself. Oh wait, you're used to that.
I'm all broken over the 3 loses S9 had. I'm sure it shows. Go write some moar pages about killing vexors with 1 drone. Go demand desperate moar attention. Is what you failsauces do.
So...let's rewind...I'm all kinds of fail because I've hired a professional merc outfit. Because I kill fail fit destroyers. Don't particpate in cap fights. Hm...pot, kettle, black?
And lets look at the last sentence..he's all broken up about his 3 losses Session9 had. Well, would seem he doesn't care much about the rest of the losses his alliance had. Nice way to run a railroad. (Speaking of which, a buch of EMP directors didn't even bother to log in for the duration of the war...and Mzr himself spent time out in 0.0, about three days)
So Really...I'm so fail. Been comparing me to your reflection lately?