What does one do with...one beeelion isk?

So, lets say you happen into a small butt-load of isk. But can't really tell anyone how you got it. (Its amazing the amount of isk you can extract from someone who doesn't want to be embarrassed).

So, you have this butt-load of isk. What do you do with it... Since I don't spend much usually..I could just go on about my business as usual and, well, just buy what I wanted when I wanted without working much, but what kind of fun is that?

In these trying economic times...you do what you can for the economy, and dump that isk right back into the economy. Now, what is the best way to give the economy a boost? You make everyone spend isk...hm...replacing ships makes folks spend isk. So that means making war...Who is available right now to go kill someone.

I guess you...Hire Noir.

But who to go kill...Someone who's needed killing for a long while. How about Malum Exuro. (For those of you who follow the blog, MyOldCeo, aka Mzr, aka Takezo Kensei, is the ceo of Session9 which is the executor of Malum Exuro, also the ceo of Leverage Inc. Who wardec'd the IEEE a while back.)

At any rate, so...its time to go and visit and eat popcorn. Welcome to...the Mzr Zone:

Takezo Kensei > thats why i don't like you even more
Takezo Kensei > you and yer best buddy zero threat
Takezo Kensei > you're like hyenas
Takezo Kensei > came to smell some blood
Takezo Kensei > but when the next drop goes our way and you and your shiny mercs are fucked in the ass with a tire iron
Takezo Kensei > ur gonna think twice about coming around
Takezo Kensei > to `spectate`
Zedrik Cayne > I don't think so Mzr.
Takezo Kensei > really
Takezo Kensei > thats why you died 8 times to me
Takezo Kensei > coz u really know how to think
Takezo Kensei > you're just a stupid little worm
Takezo Kensei > coming to sniff every fart someone else does
Takezo Kensei > you think you broke something?
Takezo Kensei > we'll see the next drop
Zedrik Cayne > I'm pretty sure nothing's broken..yet.
Takezo Kensei > take your fantesies to your kids
Takezo Kensei > its all fun until some bigger blob pises in your cereal
Takezo Kensei > then its not so funny being on the receiving end
Takezo Kensei > and why the fuck am i talking to you anyway
Takezo Kensei > u got no money to pay mercs
Takezo Kensei > ur here jus to gloat

At this point..I'm rolling...He thinks I wouldn't piss money in his direction?

Zedrik Cayne > You'd be surprised at just how much isk someone is usually willing to pay to not be embarrassed on the forums.
Takezo Kensei > lolz
Takezo Kensei > u won't stop me
Takezo Kensei > and the shite on the forums
Zedrik Cayne > Oh..I'm not talking about you Mzr :)
Takezo Kensei > you asked for it
Takezo Kensei > what greater truth you think you know sunshine?
Takezo Kensei > who made you judge over stuff
Zedrik Cayne > Nobody really..it just ended up that way.
Takezo Kensei > it really didnt end up anywhere
Takezo Kensei > only your little head thinks that
Takezo Kensei > small gang my ass
Takezo Kensei > we'll see who blobs better
Zedrik Cayne > A blob is all a matter of scale.
Zedrik Cayne > If you can field 35 or 40 guys...then 8 or 10 isn't really a blob.
Takezo Kensei > u should really take ur folky wisdom to someone whos interested
Takezo Kensei > fucked you up in fair fights more than enough
Takezo Kensei > paid mercs and now u're someone?
Takezo Kensei > eve is full of clowns

Now, we all know Mzr loves to talk about fair fights...And having fair fights makes you manly men and worth a damn in EvE Online. Hm.... Let's look over here Nice carrier and 8 man blob. (Mind you, noir had brought in a couple phoons in with the blag. But they hypocracy is thick with this one.

A bit later on, Noir's got a guy in local..and I'm trying to goad Mzr out of station. Mzr starts talking the second Noir. leaves local.


Zedrik Cayne > How does the inside of the station look Mzr?
Takezo Kensei > how lame and retarded are you to talk from behind a covops cloak
Takezo Kensei > the little hiena comes and comments
Zedrik Cayne > Hyena...for god's sakes Mzr..learn the freakin language :)
Renai Buren > u sound angry
Takezo Kensei > and when everything fails, im stalking him
Takezo Kensei > you kinda lost yer right to have an opinion
Zedrik Cayne > I'm glad you think so.
Zedrik Cayne > How's that working out for you?
Takezo Kensei > coz a) u have no balls to do something yourself and b) you suck terribly at pvp
Takezo Kensei > im good dw about me
Zedrik Cayne > Do I look worried?
Takezo Kensei > i don't fucking care how you look
Takezo Kensei > all you do is talk.. then die.. then talk some moar
Takezo Kensei > at least i've been in some cap fights
Takezo Kensei > you write pages about how you killed a vexor with a drone
Takezo Kensei > shut the fuck up, grow some balls and have a decent fight
Takezo Kensei > in something worth losing
Takezo Kensei > all you risk-averse idiots have big mouths
Zedrik Cayne > For someone who could care less...you get awfully worked up about the topic Mzr.
Takezo Kensei > dude
Takezo Kensei > stop caring
Zedrik Cayne > And you do forget that the one time you 'caught' me without having to ask me to stop and 1v1 you...I did kill you.
Takezo Kensei > how many 1v1s do you want?
Takezo Kensei > till you lose your self-esteem
Zedrik Cayne > I don't...any time I've ever accepted one I've lost.
Zedrik Cayne > So I don't ask for 1v1's. And I should really stop accepting them.
Takezo Kensei > and stop talking about mercs like its some kind of achivment
Takezo Kensei > they're being dealt with
Takezo Kensei > and we'll escalate it till its no more fun
Zedrik Cayne > I think I've mentioned Noir a total of once. You're more bothered by them than I am.
Takezo Kensei > words don't make you leet
Takezo Kensei > just a sad panda
Zedrik Cayne > You're the only one who claims I'm 'Leet' in any way shape or form.
Zedrik Cayne > Or good at pvp.
Takezo Kensei > then why are you even talking?
Takezo Kensei > mind your own fucking bussines
Takezo Kensei > gloat in peace
Zedrik Cayne > Because its one of the things I'm good at.
Takezo Kensei > i'll see your mercs in space
Takezo Kensei > all this coming here and gloating like you got something to say..
Takezo Kensei > guess what
Takezo Kensei > your a fucking NOBODY
Takezo Kensei > unless you do something in space
Zedrik Cayne > So, losing that mach to a mission makes you somebody?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm pretty sure that happened in space.
Takezo Kensei > its a ship
Zedrik Cayne > They are words.
Takezo Kensei > done a lot of pvp
Zedrik Cayne > Hm...I seem to remember that I was scoring better than you on the killboard until I left.

This last sentence stopped him cold for a good five minutes...It was actually true. (Turns out that Griefwatch gives you lots and lots of points for killing stuff with things which shouldn't be able to, cruisers with an iteron really adds up)

Takezo Kensei > you weren't scoring anything
Zedrik Cayne > The killboard thought otherwise.
Takezo Kensei > u were in highsec for 6 months doing whatever the fuck you were doing to noobs
Zedrik Cayne > And you were doing such important things here in lowsec.

See the previous blog entries about 'work' to find out just how much weight had to really be pulled....Yeah, hauling for a couple hours.

Takezo Kensei > yea we were pulling weight here
Takezo Kensei > u fucking ape
Takezo Kensei > u were can baiting fail-fit catalysts
Zedrik Cayne > And being very good at it.
Takezo Kensei > u should go do that
Zedrik Cayne > You be good at what you do Mzr...I'll be good at doing what I do.
Takezo Kensei > im done here
Takezo Kensei > blocked

And, most recently: Mail From Mzr.

2009.08.31 08:51

Now that the war is over you crawled like a worm back to Dodixie? You useless ape go back in the anonimity you came from.

Like a hiena, you came here to gloat on what somebody else does, coz you failed miserably at doing it yourself. For any normal person this would've been enough to go mind their own bussines. But anonimity transforms you average Joe into a fucking paper Rambo eh?

And I'm stalking you on forums? Your retarded clown.

Paying mercs is like watching somebody else fuck your ugly wife because you can't do it yourself. Oh wait, you're used to that.

I'm all broken over the 3 loses S9 had. I'm sure it shows. Go write some moar pages about killing vexors with 1 drone. Go demand desperate moar attention. Is what you failsauces do.

So...let's rewind...I'm all kinds of fail because I've hired a professional merc outfit. Because I kill fail fit destroyers. Don't particpate in cap fights. Hm...pot, kettle, black?

And lets look at the last sentence..he's all broken up about his 3 losses Session9 had. Well, would seem he doesn't care much about the rest of the losses his alliance had. Nice way to run a railroad. (Speaking of which, a buch of EMP directors didn't even bother to log in for the duration of the war...and Mzr himself spent time out in 0.0, about three days)

So Really...I'm so fail. Been comparing me to your reflection lately?

In the closing hours of the war.

So...I'm in Balle sitting outside the station. And this guy 'Colonel JRDk' undocks in a velator. So I lock, load, kill...pod..etc.

I get this conversation from this guy in a thorax.

This is what followed.

Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Teal Copurn > lol hey there
Teal Copurn > any reason you just killed my friend?
Teal Copurn > Idunn o what he did
Zedrik Cayne > Wartarget
Teal Copurn > he's a total noob so I dunno
Teal Copurn > oh enemy corp?
Zedrik Cayne > Been at war with his corp for about two weeks.
Teal Copurn > XD
Zedrik Cayne > The corp is complete crap
Teal Copurn > he just starte playing two days ago
Zedrik Cayne > I'd tell him to leave that corp asap.
Zedrik Cayne > Its badly run.
Teal Copurn > XD k thnx man
Teal Copurn > have a good day ^^
Zedrik Cayne > They didn't even warn him there was a war going on did they?
Teal Copurn > nup lol
Teal Copurn > they just sent him to 0.0 sec on his first day
Teal Copurn > and left him with 1 bill creds =
Zedrik Cayne > Yeah, dumbasses.
Teal Copurn > =\
Zedrik Cayne > Wait..what?
Zedrik Cayne > They gave him a billion iskies?
Teal Copurn > 2 ACTUALLY
Teal Copurn > they didn't even tell him what to do with it
Zedrik Cayne > /emote starts a nub...
Teal Copurn > so he wasted it all in one day on stuff he couldn't use =\
Zedrik Cayne > Does he need to get it out of 0.0?
Teal Copurn > the money?
Teal Copurn > no
Zedrik Cayne > No, all the crap he bought :)
Teal Copurn > lol he doesn't even know
Teal Copurn > poor noob -.-
Teal Copurn > nI'm in chat with him right now
Teal Copurn > he's real pised XD
Zedrik Cayne > Yeah, I think I probably sent him back to duripant :)
Zedrik Cayne > Via pod express.
Teal Copurn > nup
Zedrik Cayne > Back to 0.0?
Teal Copurn > x-7 o.0
Teal Copurn > yup
Teal Copurn > you just made his day >.>
Zedrik Cayne > X-7OM?
Zedrik Cayne > Tell him to dock.
Teal Copurn > thats the one =\
Teal Copurn > yeah
Zedrik Cayne > Set his medical clone back to Balle.
Zedrik Cayne > And exit station, self destruct his pod.
Teal Copurn > lol sounds good
Teal Copurn > yup
Zedrik Cayne > Will *bamph* him back here.
Teal Copurn > I was gonna
Zedrik Cayne > Man, they gave him a couple billion isk :)
Teal Copurn > I know right
Teal Copurn > I told him to join a good clan
Teal Copurn > but he likes to ignore me =D
Teal Copurn > now he has 74 mil
Teal Copurn > btw how many drones was that?
Zedrik Cayne > Um..five
Zedrik Cayne > They're pretty nasty buggers :)
Teal Copurn > lol k nice
Teal Copurn > yeah I noticed
Teal Copurn > I was just about to pvp with him =\
Teal Copurn > been waiting all day XD
Teal Copurn > hey jrock
Teal Copurn > this is him
Zedrik Cayne > o/
Teal Copurn > he has some good adice for you ^^
Colonel JRDk > whos this
Zedrik Cayne > You see anything around with a red background and a white star...you run :)
Teal Copurn > since you won't listen to me >.>
Zedrik Cayne > I'm the one who just killed you and sent you back out to 0.0
Zedrik Cayne > That corp you joined is pure crap.
Colonel JRDk > SKREW U
Teal Copurn > XD
Teal Copurn > this is gonna be funny
Zedrik Cayne > They didn't warn you that you were at war.
Colonel JRDk > doesnt mean u should pick on infants
Teal Copurn > XD
Colonel JRDk > and they didnt
Zedrik Cayne > I don't check.
Teal Copurn > LMAO
Zedrik Cayne > Its kill-able..it gets dead.
Colonel JRDk > i didnt do shit to u
Zedrik Cayne > Happens a lot in the game.
Zedrik Cayne > No, you didn't..except join a corporation I'm at war with for another..hour and fifteen minutes.
Zedrik Cayne > But, consider this.
Zedrik Cayne > These bozos let you into corp.
Zedrik Cayne > Didn't tell you about war.
Colonel JRDk > well my balls are bleedin and u better do some fixin and yea
Colonel JRDk > no they didnt
Zedrik Cayne > You lost a total of jack and shit.
Zedrik Cayne > A velator you got for free.
Zedrik Cayne > And I doubt you have more than 900k skill points.
Colonel JRDk > they just said theyll buy me big ships
Zedrik Cayne > So you didn't even lose any training time.
Teal Copurn > XD
Teal Copurn > I'm peeing my pants XD
Colonel JRDk > whoa whoa whoa lemme tell u somthin
Zedrik Cayne > I'm listening.
Colonel JRDk > i just came from loos ing a got damn ship
Zedrik Cayne > Did I kill it?
Colonel JRDk > befor u attacked
Colonel JRDk > and when u attacked i lost another
Zedrik Cayne > What did you lose before this, another velator?
Colonel JRDk > no a heron
Teal Copurn > oh jeez =D
Teal Copurn > alright frankly jrock
Zedrik Cayne > Okay, the heron might be worth 100,000 isk...tops :)
Colonel JRDk > so i was on my way to my other ship when some 1 decides 2 piss in my eyes
Zedrik Cayne > You were out in 0.0...that will happen a lot.
Colonel JRDk > and kill me
Zedrik Cayne > There's no concord out there.
Colonel JRDk > i was in 0.5
Colonel JRDk > balle
Teal Copurn > jrock, just ask for 2 bill more isk and then get out of that clan k? =D
Colonel JRDk > its not that easy
Teal Copurn > its not?
Teal Copurn > lol
Colonel JRDk > DAMnit hes got his needs
Teal Copurn > lol who?
Colonel JRDk > hes also a drug addict
Zedrik Cayne > Yes, but I am at war with your alliance.
Colonel JRDk > hope
Zedrik Cayne > So I get free-guns on alla'yall
Teal Copurn > XD your leader is a drug addict?
Teal Copurn > thats awful
Colonel JRDk > well couldnt u declare it wit me first not like i was gonna attack u
Teal Copurn > lol dude in this world
Zedrik Cayne > You get it because of the corp you joined.
Teal Copurn > you can never know
Zedrik Cayne > Heck..even with concord around I could have killed you.
Teal Copurn > just join another corp
Teal Copurn > as simple as that?
Teal Copurn > k?
Colonel JRDk > SKREW U WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IM COMIN FOR U LOL
Teal Copurn > lol me?
Colonel JRDk > IM GONNA MAKE UR BALLS BLEED AND RAPE UR BABIES
Teal Copurn > ....... -.-
Colonel JRDk > NO
Teal Copurn > that's pleasant
Colonel JRDk > not teal
Teal Copurn > but dude this guys got a good year on you
Teal Copurn > besides he's only doing his job for his corp
Teal Copurn > you just got caught in the middle of something you didn't know about
Zedrik Cayne > I've got...3 years on him :)
Colonel JRDk > then ill kill everyoine in my corp
Teal Copurn > haha I rest my case
Teal Copurn > dude you are aware you're not jesus right?
Colonel JRDk > zedrick howd u know iwas in an opposite corp
Teal Copurn > you can't just "rape" everyone you see just because you say you will
Colonel JRDk > lol
Teal Copurn > lol
Colonel JRDk > zedrick
Teal Copurn > you chill now?
Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Colonel JRDk > yea
Zedrik Cayne > Okay, look on the right hand side
Colonel JRDk > i wanna join ur corp
Zedrik Cayne > Heh...sure.
Teal Copurn > lol yay!
Colonel JRDk > and kill everyone in zhaun
Zedrik Cayne > You need to come back to balle :)
Teal Copurn > comprmise lol
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, you wanna kill folks in Zahn.
Zedrik Cayne > We've got a problem then.
Zedrik Cayne > War ends in an hour.
Teal Copurn > lol
Teal Copurn > haha
Teal Copurn > how unlucky
Colonel JRDk > DAMNIT
Teal Copurn > you were here he wrong hour
Teal Copurn > at the wrong place
Colonel JRDk > WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Teal Copurn > XD
Teal Copurn > I gtg
Teal Copurn > bye guys
Teal Copurn > hope things work out ^^
Colonel JRDk > im so hurt right now
Teal Copurn > LMAO
Zedrik Cayne > I wouldn't be if I were you.
Colonel JRDk > k zedrik just tell me how to get out then
Zedrik Cayne > You're going to get blown up...an awful lot.
Zedrik Cayne > Okay, you're in X-7O right now?
Colonel JRDk > DAMNIT
Colonel JRDk > yea
Colonel JRDk > zhauns homebase
Zedrik Cayne > Right...the easy way out is to click on the medical button in station.
Zedrik Cayne > Set your medical clone back to balle
Zedrik Cayne > Then undock in your pod and self destruct.
Zedrik Cayne > That will get you back to Balle here.
Colonel JRDk > k
Colonel JRDk > wait i was gonna do that anyway
Zedrik Cayne > Right...
Zedrik Cayne > You can leave corp once you get back to high sec :)
Colonel JRDk > but look i have a mammoth down here and want 2 bring itt
Zedrik Cayne > Okay, the only way to get it out is to fly it out.
Zedrik Cayne > And, chances are it will die on the way out.
Zedrik Cayne > But, you can try.
Zedrik Cayne > Set your autopilot for Balle
Colonel JRDk > o then nevermind ill wait
Zedrik Cayne > *STAY IN ZAHN's CORP*
Colonel JRDk > why
Zedrik Cayne > Folks who are blue to you will not shoot you..until you get back to high sec that's as good protection as you'll have.
Zedrik Cayne > If you leave corp and then head out in 0.0 space, everone will take a pot shot at you .
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, and set your autopilot for 'shortest' and not 'safest'
Zedrik Cayne > The route that it will take you is the 'safest' way from X-70 to high sec.
Colonel JRDk > im gonna set it for grinnacane instead
Zedrik Cayne > Um...one sec...let me see where that will take you.
Colonel JRDk > and go to balle cuz my phobos is there
Colonel JRDk > in ginnacane
Zedrik Cayne > Holy crap..you bought a phobos?
Zedrik Cayne > *facepalm*
Colonel JRDk > yea
Colonel JRDk > i have and eagle to
Zedrik Cayne > Okay...that's fine.
Zedrik Cayne > It will take you a while to train up to fly all that.
Zedrik Cayne > Like..months :)
Colonel JRDk > no i can fly after im finnish upgrading these two final things
Zedrik Cayne > You need Gall Cruiser 5
Zedrik Cayne > And Caldari Cruiser 5
Colonel JRDk > yup upgrading
Zedrik Cayne > To fly the phobos, and the eagle.
Zedrik Cayne > You are two days old..no way can you have that many SP :)
Colonel JRDk > a guy sent me 2 bill kreds
Colonel JRDk > just kept workin on skills
Zedrik Cayne > Phobos
Zedrik Cayne > afk for a bit :)
Colonel JRDk > i wanna upgrade my cerberus but its too much
Colonel JRDk > hours
Colonel JRDk > for tonight
Zedrik Cayne > Now, you really want to screw those guys over?
Colonel JRDk > who zhaun yea
Zedrik Cayne > Easy as pie...when you start your character...you get three slots.
Zedrik Cayne > Start another newbie guy.
Zedrik Cayne > Get 'recruited' with him.
Zedrik Cayne > Get given lots of isk.
Zedrik Cayne > Do it again with the third guy.
Zedrik Cayne > Kill off the first guy..
Zedrik Cayne > Get recruited with a new guy.
Zedrik Cayne > Wash, rinse, repeat until you've got a real shit-ton of isk :)
Zedrik Cayne > All, stole from the bozos in 0.0
Zedrik Cayne > Then, join Eve University.
Colonel JRDk > cool
Zedrik Cayne > They'll show you and help you out.
Colonel JRDk > cool ill get 2 that soon after i buy my second cerberus which is like in a day
Zedrik Cayne > Don't buy anything :)
Zedrik Cayne > Just save the iskies.
Colonel JRDk > my first one is to far away in 0.0 sec
Colonel JRDk > didnt realize when i bought it
Zedrik Cayne > Then, once you're done milking them for isk.
Zedrik Cayne > Transfer all the isk to another character...delete the first two...
Zedrik Cayne > And you're off scott free.
Colonel JRDk > k
Colonel JRDk > but watch out i might or might not get in a corp and instead be a free clone. and for now on im riding my phobos
Colonel JRDk > that way it wont be so easy to be killed
Colonel JRDk > so quikly
Colonel JRDk > i hate velators
Zedrik Cayne > Velators are the best rookie ships in the game.
Zedrik Cayne > Which isn't saying much.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate...Have a good one..get out of that corp as soon as you get your crap out of 0.0 :)
Zedrik Cayne > And, good luck milking them for isk.
Colonel JRDk > k
Colonel JRDk > later can u help me
Zedrik Cayne > Probably.
Colonel JRDk > get my cerberus out of here
Zedrik Cayne > Your best bet, is to jam it into the cargohold of that mammoth.
Colonel JRDk > lol and theyll prob kill me and ill lose both
Zedrik Cayne > Just re-sell it out there.
Zedrik Cayne > Knock 10% off the price and list it for sale.
Colonel JRDk > great idea ill thanks for ur help
Zedrik Cayne > Re-sell everything actually.
Colonel JRDk > im still mad about dying but
Zedrik Cayne > Because it will be months before you can fly it properly :)
Colonel JRDk > thanks anyway
Zedrik Cayne > And join eve-university...the'll get you on your feet for the basics.
Colonel JRDk > i know the basics
Zedrik Cayne > Not really :)
Colonel JRDk > im not a complete noob
Zedrik Cayne > You didn't know about war :)
Zedrik Cayne > Trust me, you'll learn a lot from them.
Zedrik Cayne > This game has a learning curve from hell.
Colonel JRDk > cuz my corp didnt tell me
Colonel JRDk > lol
Zedrik Cayne > Well..you mgiht have wondered why this guy had a red box with a white star :)
Colonel JRDk > i didnt even see u when u killed me
Colonel JRDk > i just saw BOOM!!
Colonel JRDk > and then 0.0 sec
Zedrik Cayne > I was about 25km away
Colonel JRDk > i had no idea just staring at a star lol
Colonel JRDk > anyway ill see u soon ship 2 ship
Zedrik Cayne > You will die horribly :)
Colonel JRDk > even with my phobos
Zedrik Cayne > You are a minimum of 15 days out ffrom actually being able to sit in the seat of that phobos
Colonel JRDk > no im not i alredy have the skills training
Zedrik Cayne > It takes 1.2 million SP to get cruiser skill up to 5.
Zedrik Cayne > Even at double rate...that will take 15 or 16 days.
Colonel JRDk > o well]
Colonel JRDk > i will see u again someday
Zedrik Cayne > You may.
Colonel JRDk > i will
Zedrik Cayne > I wouldn't try killing me right away :)
Colonel JRDk > lol
Zedrik Cayne > In a couple months...give it a shot.
Colonel JRDk > not planning on it
Colonel JRDk > maybe in a couple mont5hs
Colonel JRDk > just be prepared
Zedrik Cayne > I'm usually ready.
Colonel JRDk > i hope so
Zedrik Cayne > Have a good night.
Colonel JRDk > u 2

Don't know if the guy is jerking my chain...if it is, well played. If not..holy crap.

Selections of Local

A selection of local chatter, heavily edited because apparently they can't stop talking to me while I'm in local. Discussing multiple topics like:

My lovely avatar and the plugs in my head, and helping his corpies out:

MissCeo > man your toon's avatar has a akward forehead
Me > Better than a character with a sore ass...
PeanutGallery#2 > lol
MrMaverick > hey zed
MissCeo > yea, you would know :)
MissCeo > Losing 600 mil implants to a noob is not good
PeanutGallery#2 > thats one ugly pic
MissCeo > XD
MissCeo > rofl
MissCeo > Zed has a jay leno chin
Me > The price of the implants in my head keeps going up.
MissCeo > Yea, made my noob corpie look non noob no more
MissCeo > thanks for helping him fly *sniff sniff*
Me > You certainly weren't any help in that regard.
MrMaverick > omfg u fucking geek
MissCeo > lol
MrMaverick > every fucking line u say
MissCeo > btw zed want me to contract you the corpse
Me > I'm not the one who was claiming to be training future mercs.
MrMaverick > it starting to piss me off

Discussing having seen my ship decloak as I logged the night before:

MrMaverick > zed i seen u before downtime u like the pos
Me > You have railguns fit to a minmatar pos.

Just how much I'd be hated by everyone if they only knew me better:

MissCeo > if local only knew zed a little more I think even reds to us would be hunting him
Me > Sorry, just catching up with the scrollback.
Me > Oh, really?
MissCeo > MWD-pussie, Talks smack and when shows up cloaks and hides from you
Me > Hi local..I'm Zed.

The peanut gallery doesn't seem to mind the humorous chatter..seems there might have been a lack:

PeanutGallery#2 > actaully zed does provide something
PeanutGallery#2 > entertainment..
MissCeo > rofl
MrTank > HAHAHAH
MrMaverick > {rl name elided} i am trying to be cam
Me > *ding ding* PeanutGallery#2 wins a prize.
MissCeo > Yea your right

We don't know how the game works, really!

MissCeo > So zed
MissCeo > Quick honest question
Me > Shoot.
MissCeo > You gunna pay 50 mil a week to sit here and watch us?
Me > Why would I need to pay to sit here?
MissCeo > Where! he uncloaked?
MissCeo > Your paying for the wardec right
MissCeo > ?
MissCeo > wardecs on a alliance is 50 mil
MrMaverick > ya 5mil a week
MissCeo > 50
MrTank > 50mill a week
Me > 50 mil a week. Yes.
MrTank > no 150
MrMaverick > hahaha
MrTank > member
MissCeo > So I think that tends to hurt your wallet :)
MrTank > 50 mill ffor me
MissCeo > Ah yea
MrTank > 50mill for el
MrTank > 50 mill for mav
Me > Except because you happened to join an alliance.
MissCeo > 50 mil per member?
MrTank > that was the deal member
Me > So, I got to pay er...2 mil I think..
MissCeo > I told you from the get go dumb ass
Me > And an additional 2 for the second week.
MissCeo > And you did not listen lol
Me > So, its cheap.
MissCeo > No its not :)
MrTank > 50mill boii
MissCeo > I am sure trying to rebuy your implants after losing them to a noob is kinda bad
MrTank > Yeah boii 50Mill boii
Me > Learn your game mechanics before opening your mouth Liz.
MissCeo > so was it 500-600 mil?
MissCeo > Sorry my mouth is out of game
MissCeo > Learn to realize not everything is in game
MrMaverick > ta we have lifes
MissCeo > Zed
MissCeo > yep
MrTank > dude dude
MissCeo > Ex-engineer for the army
MrTank > hes a fat 20 year old sitting there playing 10 accounts cause he has no life and job
MrMaverick > spec forces
MissCeo > yea most of our members are military, jain and fire are
MissCeo > one of the others got deployed
MissCeo > Which sucks



MissCeo > Nice to know two guys thinking bout my dick
MrTank > =]
MrMaverick > again wot dick
MissCeo > the one in your mouth bitch
MrTank > (thinks bout MissCeo's dick_
MissCeo > lol
MissCeo > Never judge another guys dick, means your jealous
MrMaverick > lol
MissCeo > I don't brag, I am straight up proud
Me > Oh, rly?
MissCeo > Stfu up zed
MissCeo > No one asked yo queer ass self
MissCeo > Keep your camel toe self out
Me > Funny....you said you were gonna crush the ninjas...they seem to have been doing most of the tooling.
MrMaverick > wow u seem intersted that hs stright zed u most be said
MissCeo > omg quit taking the fucking game so serious and grow some

MissCeo > I find this funny
MissCeo > When someone cannot insult you, or get on your nerves they result to posting shit on forums, and vids
MissCeo > :o?
MissCeo > means they are a fail
MissCeo > o/ local going to blink it off

At which point, I flee local to finish mapping out the environs...if I'm going to be around a while..might as well get settled.

Welcome to...failure.

Welcome to...failure... Our intrepid friend, MissCeo has left the corporation she founded.

Me > Well...Get tired of getting podded in 0.0 MissCeo?
MissCeo > Nope
MissCeo > picking stuff up
MissCeo > still hiding from all the guys??
MissCeo > Btw welcome to block son :)
MissCeo > agian
MissCeo dances
MissCeo > You will find me in a npc corp taking corpies stuff,
MissCeo > I'll wave at you when I pas syou in highsec
MissCeo > ;p
Me > Awfully cheery for someone who has successfully proved that she's incompetent.
Me > And for someone who has been 'hiding' I've killed quite a number of your corpmates....

And at this point MissEXCeo leaves the safety of the system...in a velator.

MissCeo > =D
Me > Speaking of hiding... In an NPC corp...how.. lame. So you couldn't put your money where your mouth was...Not surprised.
PeanutGallery > Rofl.
PeanutGallery > I read that blog
PeanutGallery > this is funny stuff.
MissCeo > Yea considered harrassment :)
MissCeo > You know when someone copies a convo when they cannot insult that person
NinjaPaul > MissCeo, didn't you promise to pod me down below 1mil SP? Wouldn't that be harrassment?
MissCeo > so they take insane leaps
MissCeo > And still fail lol
MissCeo > Till then ta ta my zeddy teddy
MissCeo > o/
NinjaPaul > We failed so hard that Cupcake here had to flee her own badass corp

At which point.. MissEXCeo leaves system in her velator. I guess she ended up in highsec after getting podded out in 0.0.

I guess its time to contact the new CEO...a certain MisterStraight. And see what's shaking.

The smack, is weak with these guys.

So, after getting back to the keyboard..I find I'm camped into a station in Balle! By...eight guys. No problem. Because having been a former ninja, I am well familiar with the concept of instant bookmarks and the likes. So, escaping the camp is trivial. Let's hop into the helios of doom and see what's shaking.

I cue up the benny hill chase music, and get them strung out between Balle and Algogille. Before settling on hovering around a gate in Balle. Then, the local chatter starts up. I'm not going to punish you, fair readers with the entire thing. But, I will try and edit the Gems out.

MissCeo > hey first person to suicide gank zed gets 200 mil :)
Me > Pod or just ship?
MissCeo > Pod , lemme scan you out mr. runner :)

RandomGuy#1 > lol - it's not vocab you need, just a little maturity...
MissCeo > =)
MissCeo > omg shar
MissCeo > mature people do not play a game
MissMandy > hey we're mature
MissCeo > they go to work and feed kids
MissCeo > No we are not
MissMandy > lol
MissCeo > Mature people do not play games
MissCeo > they work for a living
MissCeo > and feed family
MissMandy > sure they do
MissMav > (zedrick)"i have a 4 point 0 grade avarge * pushs glass towards eyes and sniffs* i pwn ppl at this game
RandomGuy#1 > mature people make enough money they can work and have spare time to play...
RandomGuy#1 > silly
MissMandy > nooooooo
MissCeo > no your a lie
MissMandy > you have it all wrong
MissCeo > RandomGuy#1
MissCeo > Your my cupcake
MissCeo > Because your insults in explaining stuff is epic fal
RandomGuy#1 > that's nice to know
RandomGuy#1 > :P
MissCeo > Yes indeed
MissCeo > Remember how I love that frosting
MissCeo > Mhmmmmm
MissMav > ahh zedrick i think u need to go to get ur pussy checked out i herad ibreding with ur sister has bad efficts
RandomGuy#2 > wait
RandomGuy#2 > THE zedrik cane?
RandomGuy#2 > THceo got so fucking owned
MissCeo > me?
MissCeo > I never lost a ship in a while
RandomGuy#2 > guys, sucks to be you if zedrik is after you
Me > No, you are 'MissCeo'
MissCeo > No one is able to beat my fleets
MissCeo > Omg he responds
MissCeo > Is he your boytoy?
MissCeo > Couldn't handle the heat?
MissCeo > /emote aws at the conversation
Me > 'ThCeo' is another story.

MissCeo > I am Texan we start with the first letter then throw it down
MissCeo > Because we do not fight with vids or words
MissCeo > We fight with fists son
MissMav > zedrick u could be jesus for all i care
MissCeo > oomg just came up with a bio sentence
MissMav > i still fucking kick ur ass

MissCeo > DDo not say mature fag
MissCeo > mature people do not play games
MissCeo > ,,|,,

First blood

So, the first kill of the war occurred.. A clear violation of good standards and practices. Pilot obviously afk during war time. So, he gets to die. Now of course this had to happen in Algogille where there about two others, so its time to gtfo. So I pick a direction and go.

On my way, hey, there's a WT drake. If its tanked out the keister..I can't take it.. If its got tackle gear on, I might be able to. So, give it a run. Whack his drones, and lay into him. And, he's got a warp disruptor on board. And out of practically nowhere I'm getting some remote armor repair drones (thank you random people!) Lets give it a...hm..local goes up. Its MissCeo in a Dominix. Discretion is the better part of valor, and cowardice is the better part of discretion. So I valiantly hit the MWD and get out.

MissCeo > Come close tto me zed
MissCeo > quit running
Me > Hm...vexor vs domi and drake.
MissCeo > you engaged
PeanutGallery > nice escape
MissCeo > quit running whimp
PeanutGallery > i thought you guys had him
MissCeo > You deced me quit talking smack
MissCeo > He deced me and keeps running
PeanutGallery > lol i hate that
Me > This makes a total of two fights that have occured :)
MissCeo > yea he is all talk lol
PeanutGallery > haha
PeanutGallery > good luck
MissCeo > o/
Me > Remember....try to tell your guys to not afk in space...
Me > They get podded that way.
MissCeo > You will be hunted my friend
MissCeo > come in range of me and you die :)

Well...I seem to be getting under his skin at least.

An offer to surrender..not.

So I wake up in Algogille. Undock, there's a hyperion on station. Me, being in a vexor, decide that I can't make a run at that, and book. I've got a tip on the location of someone else a few jumps away, and I get a conversation:

Me > Good evening.
MissCeo > Wanna 1 on 1?
MissCeo > touche
MissCeo > Lil sick drank tea to fast
MissCeo > lol
Me > I've said before and will say again. 1v1's are a sucker's game.
MissCeo > fine
MissCeo > Why not 1 vs 1
MissCeo > I'm waiting outside station for you
MissCeo > {links a badly fit cormorant}
Me > Let's see...three corpmates in system...one in a hyp outside as well.
Me > Who, me? Suspicious?
MissCeo > ?
Me > There isn't even a warp scrambler on that boat.
MissCeo > its a pure dps
Me > Electron blasters?
MissCeo > yea
Me > Is not 'pure dps'
MissCeo > all top slots full of them
MissCeo > Yes it is
MissCeo > come to the sation
MissCeo > station
Me > {I link his fitting}

I meant to link it to C&P in game..but missed.

Me > Heh...
MissCeo > You got the same fitting as me
Me > Nah, was trying to link it in another channel and missed.
MissCeo > Oh sorry
Me > S'okay, you didn't know.
MissCeo > Who you showing my fitting to! it took me all day to get that shit had to calculate the dps and tanking
Me > Okay...tanking? Its got a single regen plating on it :)
MissCeo > tanking?
MissCeo > Oh
MissCeo > I got a cap recharge tech II
MissCeo > epic tanking
Me > Cap recharger does not add shield or armor..what are you smoking?
Me > And frankly, the fight won't last very long...you'd be better off with resistances.
MissCeo > Sorry I am not going to lie
MissCeo > I was just pulling your leg
MissCeo > I use a better ship than that lol
MissCeo > {he links his corp's battleclinic}
MissCeo > Popped a 05 player ;)
MissCeo > 4.5 seconds
MissCeo > \o/
MissCeo > I seriously did not want another war but my guys wanna juice up the killboard
MissCeo > If you want you can surrender to me
MissCeo > Because I am joining a old pvp alliance tonight
MissCeo > Just thought I would offer you a chance to get out
MissCeo > Bout to go afk lol, last chance
Me > Okay.. yesterday you were going to..how did you put it. 'bash my face in' and today you want me to surrender because...you're dropping corp...Right.
MissCeo > Well I would
MissCeo > But seems like your a reasonable man
MissCeo > I could spend my time either fighting you or going to finish buiilding my empire
MissCeo > I am trying the easy way
MissCeo > If so you can keep on the hard way
MissCeo > Surely you can understand that, but your decision you got another hour before we join that alliance
MissCeo > Just a tip, and no not trying to trick you of any sort
Me > Oh, by the way...you do know that all of our conversations are blogged and posted right?
MissCeo > idc ;)
MissCeo > /emote waves at those who are reading
MissCeo > I am doing no offense so keep blogging
MissCeo > Just offering you a way out, but choose at your will o/

I think I will decline the most polite offer... Let's see where this goes.

The first response

So while I'm up and about. I get a conversation from MissCeo. Now..I've got her in my address book, so it automatically accepts...convenient occasionally.

MissCeo > Well hello Mr. :P
MissCeo > Seems I get to bash your face in
MissCeo > Oh I forgot to tell you
MissCeo > Be expecting a Wardec from our friend who fly side by side with my corp
MissCeo > thanks ^^
MissCeo > Oh and
MissCeo > check their kill mail too
Me > Oh, sorry, was afk..
MissCeo > Its np
Me > You're welcome to try of course. I'm merely concerned about the behaviour of your corpmate..very rude.
MissCeo > No, very protective
MissCeo > I am sure you have friends that close
MissCeo > We are all Military Men :)
Me > No...very rude.
MissCeo > Not to me
MissCeo > So lets talk about this war
MissCeo > Your holding it in Aufay right :)
Me > Eh...it'll happen somewhere. I don't tend to sit still very much. I'm mostly a one man operation.
MissCeo > So what was the sole purpose of the wardec
MissCeo > To protect a filthy racist guy, or just for fun
MissCeo > Lets hope for fun
Me > Originally, it was to call the apparent bluff vs the ninjas.
Me > But since you were going to destroy them..no problem.

Now..here is where I would have just explained that his rude corpmate is now the sole reason behind the dec. But MissCeo just keeps yacking.

MissCeo > Your grave dude lol
MissCeo > You seriously do not know what you are about to step in
MissCeo > Bring rubber boots
MissCeo > lol
Me > We'll see in about..24 hours or so.
MissCeo > Btw
MissCeo > 1 more conversation
MissCeo > I am in a coalition with merc corps, training up future trainies
MissCeo > Thats the shit you stepped in ;)
MissCeo > ta ta

And of course...the 'conversation' ends. Kind of one sided that last conversation. I think that word means something other than what MissCeo thinks it means.

Suddenly War

So...I've been reading on the forums about a corp who has done a large amount of damage against the Goons. Who have also threatened the TEARS guys because they have been blowing up a particular hulk pilot...We'll call him AHulkPilot. MissCeo, being the ceo of the corporation, doesn't seem to have declared war, nor caused war to be declared vs the ninjas.

Now, this is against published standards and practices as held in the IEEE archives. So, a cursory corporation investigation was started. The first step in any such thing is of course, communication with the CEO of the offending corporation.

Me > Good evening.
MissCeo > May I help you
Me > I should certainly hope so. I understand that you've made some threatening comments towards former corpmates of mine with respect to a particular miner?
MissCeo > Oh the ninja's?
MissCeo > Yea they got it coming ;)
MissCeo > Wait your not in that alliance
MissCeo > Unless your their friend
Me > No I am not. I was being concerned with the lack of, er, shall we say...action on your threats.
Me > And has started an official investigation by the IEEE. The first step of course, is to contact the CEO.
MissCeo > Who was I threatening ?
Me > The ninjas in General. I beleive you were trying to be intimidating vs them as per chatlogs posted by my fromer CEO.
Witness#2 > hey there zed
MissCeo > Sorry bout that I had to get witnesses
Witness#1 > hey hey hey
Me > Oh, you won't need witnesses. Trust me.
MissCeo > No, you do not know me I am a hot head towards someone who was not in the situation or erro
MissCeo > error*
MissCeo > These fellas witnessed your little friend's rude comments unlike you
MissCeo > So unless you wanna get on about accusing something that i prob did get the facts
Me > I'm not concerned with rude comments.
Me > To the contrary.
Witness#1 > crazy dc'ed hope
MissCeo > Rgr
MissCeo > So tell me
MissCeo > What offense did I make :)
Me > I do beleive you were threatening the ninjas with war. And have since done very little in that direction. Plenty of time has passed to either declare it yourselves, or to hire someone to do it for you.
MissCeo > Yes I was I am not going to lie
Me > This very much concernes the IEEE. As it is contrary to the written standards and practices with respect to the proper operation of a corporation.
MissCeo > Now did you find out what made me wanna do that?
Me > If you could elucidate?
MissCeo > Second
RandomGuy > Hey {name elided}
MissCeo > sorry 1 sec fire
MissCeo > wrong channel bro
RandomGuy > ok
MissCeo > Now
Witness#2 > dc'ed for a sec
Witness#2 > what seems to be the problem here?
MissCeo > When someone refuses to leave my friends alone I will give them a chance to leave them alone
MissCeo > Then the last chance I will hunt them down till they are down to 1 sp
MissCeo > You dig?
Me > Yes...I understand.
Witness#1 > word
MissCeo > Now
MissCeo > this is the deal
Witness#2 > i dig it
MissCeo > You seem like you wanna handle it
MissCeo > However
MissCeo > You seem close to this guy as well
MissCeo > lol
MissCeo > wait wai
MissCeo > I got some pms to show you ;)
MissCeo > eve mails*
Me > You can e-mail them to me if it makes it easier.
Me > {email elided}
MissCeo > I do not do out of game emails
MissCeo > Exposes to hacking
Me > Step 1..create new yahoo id..step 2...send mail..step 3...ditch yahoo id :)
Me > But...I digress.
MissCeo > Like I said I do not do out of game emails
MissCeo > 2009.08.12 22:382009.08.12 22:29{some corp} has declared war on {some other corp}.Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
MissCeo > Seems to be a little freind of {a director in TEARS}
MissCeo > Well I cannot seem to find it off hand to quick
MissCeo > to many eve mails
MissCeo > But if he does not stop harrassing my friends I will take him out
MissCeo > And anyone who stands in my way
MissCeo > Threatening my friends, is threatening me
MissCeo > I done blocked them
MissCeo > day back
MissCeo > I will leave my word with a rememberance on AHulkPilot

Now... [some corp] and [some other corp] means nothing to me...I assume (silly me) that it was MissCeo arranging a war on a friend of tears.... Since I don't have a complete playbook about all the details..I just go with my assumption.

Me > Hm..interesting that you're going after friends of instead of the main problem...again, contrary to the proper operation of a corporation according to published standards and practices.
MissCeo > He is to be harmed
MissCeo > Speak right man lol
MissCeo > I'm damn texas
MissCeo > texan*
Witness#1 > haha
Me > Pardon me.. You're going after friends of the main problem, being the ninjas...instead of the ninjas.
MissCeo > How would I go after friends
MissCeo > I mean
MissCeo > How am I
Me > MissCeo > 2009.08.12 22:38
2009.08.12 22:29
{some corp} has declared war on {some other corp}.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Me > I take it you arranged that?
MissCeo > wait wait wait wait
MissCeo > virtual wasters
Me > Oh, I'm sorry...I got the dec the wrong way around then.
Me > /emote needs a playbook to keep all of this straight.
MissCeo > Idk virt
MissCeo > I know Iqe
MissCeo > Not virt
Me > Never heard of either of them actually.
MissCeo > I am confused now, You think I made virt dec IQE, but around Idk virt lol
MissCeo > So how do the ninja's take part in this
Me > Actually..let me be clear about my purpose here :)

Okay, down to brass tacks.

MissCeo > Witness#1 what he say?
Witness#1 > what now?
Witness#1 > sorry was afk for a sec
Me > In a nutshell...I'm wondering if you are going to make good on your threats vs the ninjas.
MissCeo > I intend on crushing them
Me > If you are, then we have no more business here.
MissCeo > idc bout the alliance until they stay in the way
MissCeo > wait now
MissCeo > my question is
MissCeo > How does this partake in you
Me > Oh, if you were not I was going to have to start an investigation into the operations of your corporation. As making idle threats is contrary to established standards and practices as published in various and sundry IEEE documents.
MissCeo > What would IEEE do to me? I mean your not a legal corp to mock the CCP
Me > We here at the IEEE do not know that yet.
Me > Which is why an investigation was going to be started.
Witness#2 > STU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me > And this is one of the preliminary steps to the investigation.
Witness#2 > OMFG
Witness#1 > zedrik
Witness#1 > ur an idiot
Witness#2 > I HAVENT EVEN BEEN WATCHING THIS CHAT!
Witness#2 > BUT STFU ANYWAY
Witness#2 > LOL
Witness#2 > I GUESS
MissCeo > idk any corps that is ivestigating me
Witness#1 > UR A DOUCH (COUGH)
MissCeo > wait zed
Me > As you seem to be well on your way to crushing the ninjas. An investigation seems not to be necessary.

Now, at this point...there seems to be pew aiming at TEARS. Hence there will be no investigation or audit from the IEEE. But...

MissCeo > zed wait
Me > Yes?
MissCeo > brbr need water zed
MissCeo > plz wait
Witness#1 > you can shove ur IEEE up ur anus
MissCeo > Zed
Me > Yes?
Witness#1 > and then shit it out again and burn it
MissCeo > you know ninja's
Witness#1 > and then burn it again
MissCeo > And virt
Me > Very well.
Witness#1 > and shit on it again
MissCeo > tgill
MissCeo > crazy
MissCeo > lets bounce bro's
MissCeo > drop convo plz
Witness#1 > by douc....I mean zed xD
MissCeo > lol
Witness#1 > cough cough
Witness#1 > ur a fag
Witness#1 > BYE
Witness#1 > IEEE IS GAY
Witness#1 > UR A HOMO
MissCeo > Go lol
Me > Um..Witness#1 is it? You seem to have...issues.
MissCeo > No he has no issue
Witness#1 > OH AND UR A CUMDUMPSTER
MissCeo > quit changing the subject zed
MissCeo > drop convo chat*

Ever since, MissCeo has been accepting, but closing my conversation requests. So I guess she doesn't want to talk. And frankly, the un-professional behaviour of her 'trusted witness #1' caused me to immediately close the investigation and start a full scale audit into the behaviour of the corporation. Wonder what other kinds of practices I will find that are contrary to the IEEE's standards.