So, I hop on, and one of the other guys says 'Joe has undocked in a drake'...spiffy..so I undock in a geddon and start to spank him hard. At which the tackle blows up..and I don't have enough points on to hold him (only have a long one, so he's wearing at least one stab)
The following conversation happens just after.
Paknac Queltel > Ohai!
Joe Phoenix > i told you zedrik wouldn't honor a 1v1...
Paknac Queltel > This wasn't a 1v1, kid
Joe Phoenix > kid.. your the one who just got publicly arse rapped
Paknac Queltel > A 1v1 is pre-arranged. This was a normal war kill. Kudos, it's probably your first
Joe Phoenix > haha no im afraid not
Joe Phoenix > you should work on your shields btw..
Paknac Queltel > I wasn't tanked
Joe Phoenix > my scans say otherwise
Paknac Queltel > That ship was meant purely to capture those cormies and indies you kept throwing out. Did a good job at that too
Paknac Queltel > You scans, ey? Check your killmail again
Joe Phoenix > not really...
Paknac Queltel > Well, it did keep your cormy in
Joe Phoenix > won't have come through yet
Joe Phoenix > could break the tank though... on a cormy... caught in traffic...
Paknac Queltel > Yes, dock-tank strikes again
Joe Phoenix > no just the normal tank...
Joe Phoenix > on a transport cormy...
Paknac Queltel > You weren't exactly sticking around long enough to find out
Joe Phoenix > if you cant get it to 80% you wont get it past 30%
Paknac Queltel > Seriously, kid? You weren't out long enough to test that tank
Joe Phoenix > haha right
Joe Phoenix > and my drake.. i presume you weren't alive long enough to find out...
Joe Phoenix > you should be thanking me, i didn't take your pod
(I will note, that at the point where Joe blew up the tackle and warped out, the 'tank' on his drake was below the breaking point)
Paknac Queltel > Your drake, yeah. Well, I did congratulate you on your first kill.
Paknac Queltel > Hah!
Paknac Queltel > If you feel like podding me, go right ahead
Joe Phoenix > no im a nice guy paknac..
Paknac Queltel > Well, I'm not. Give me a chance, and your pod is mine.
Paknac Queltel > Also, Zedrik would've had you in structure before you had a lock on my pod
Paknac Queltel > Anyway, when did you want to do the 1v1?
Joe Phoenix > you want a 1v1 after the pasting i just gave you
Paknac Queltel > Oh yes
Paknac Queltel > Though not right now, I'm heading out soon
Paknac Queltel > Tomorrow good for you?
Paknac Queltel > Well, today, technically....
Joe Phoenix > an honorable 1v1
Joe Phoenix > ?
Paknac Queltel > An actual 1v1
Joe Phoenix > what makes you think you could possibly hurt me..
Paknac Queltel > Jita planet 3, 6 PM server time?
Paknac Queltel > Oh, I know I can
Paknac Queltel > An untanked scramming cruiser isn't an impressive kill, Joe. People can see that I wasn't tanked at all on the killmail.
Paknac Queltel > So if you're sure you can beat me, let's get it on
Joe Phoenix > not for a 2 month old account
Joe Phoenix > especielly somone with your shitty tech 1 equipement
Paknac Queltel > Look, I was talking about your kill
Paknac Queltel > Me? I'd be happy for every kill that I get. But I'd expect this kill isn't something YOU are truly happy with.
Paknac Queltel > You want a real kill on me, don't you?
Paknac Queltel > Honourable 1v1, in ships made to fight each other, not to keep another in station.
Paknac Queltel > Well, what say you? Battle at Jita 3, 6 PM server time 12-12-2009?
Joe Phoenix > what u bringing?
Paknac Queltel > A ship that wasn't made to be a cheap loss if you happened to undock a Drake
Paknac Queltel > In short: agree and you'll find out
Joe Phoenix > well i highly dout its a battleship...
Paknac Queltel > I could bring a battleship
Paknac Queltel > However, the fit, if it were ever publicized, would get me laughed out of anywhere
Paknac Queltel > Then again, I might have a wicked battleship fit. How do you know?
Joe Phoenix > your 2 months old.. thats how i know
Paknac Queltel > Heh, it takes 2 weeks to get into a battleship
Paknac Queltel > But if you want to prearrange ship types, let's go with battlecruisers
Joe Phoenix > but months to fly it well
Paknac Queltel > True, true.
Paknac Queltel > So, let's amend that, then: Jita 3, 6 PM, 12-12-2009, 1v1 in battlecruisers. Agreed?
Joe Phoenix > cant promise il be on
Paknac Queltel > When can you be on, then?
Joe Phoenix > i have no idea, im busy
Paknac Queltel > And yet, you manage to be on often enough
Paknac Queltel > Oh, if you'd rather not 1v1 with me, W1ckd Munch would also like a chance.
Paknac Queltel > He's offering cruisers or frigates, your choice
Joe Phoenix > paknac im managing a 500m isk deal here, i do NOT have time for you
Joe Phoenix > but your welcome to run around after me
Paknac Queltel > lol, right
Paknac Queltel > Where's your honour?
Joe Phoenix > apparent
Paknac Queltel > You agree to a 1v1, but won't agree where and when. Stand and fight like a man
Joe Phoenix > i did, you lost remember...
Paknac Queltel > I ask you, was that a 1v1?
Joe Phoenix > where is wickd iv got a taste for noob blood
Joe Phoenix > it was until zedrik got involved
Paknac Queltel > A 1v1 is prearranged
Paknac Queltel > What you did was break out of a camp, that's not a 1v1
Joe Phoenix > you want a 1v1 now..
Paknac Queltel > I want a 1v1 at Jita 3, 6 PM 12-12-2009, or any time after that suits you
Joe Phoenix > oh not befor
Paknac Queltel > Before? How about 2 PM server time, then?
Joe Phoenix > i won't be up
Paknac Queltel > Well, give me a time, then
Joe Phoenix > now
Paknac Queltel > Any time but now
Paknac Queltel > I leave in 10 minutes
Joe Phoenix > 10mins is long enough to beat the crap out of you
Paknac Queltel > Yes? lovely.
Paknac Queltel > I still leave in 10 minutes, and I'm not going to buy and set up a ship in that time
Joe Phoenix > rightt
Paknac Queltel > 9 minutes, now
Joe Phoenix > 500m isk deal.... busy
Paknac Queltel > sure, Joe
Paknac Queltel > Coward
Paknac Queltel > Oh, I'm sure Wick is willing to fight you now
Paknac Queltel > I'll be wanting a time from you, Joe. Soon. Goodbye.
Welcome to the Joe Show..where Joe's definition of a 1v1 is 'We talked about it'.