Okay, so the last post was...way f'ing long...so here are the edited highlights..everything's out of context...you want context..go to the previous post.
Joe Phoenix > GUYS!!! you where just to slow....
Damien McCandless > You think your getting out alive?
Joe Phoenix > yer... i do
Damien McCandless > think on
Joe Phoenix > still thinking...
Joe Phoenix > nope... i think im ok
Paknac Queltel > I'd love to get me one of your corpses, though. I hear they sell pretty good
Damien McCandless > They sure do ^^
Joe Phoenix > yes they do...
Damien McCandless > or grind them down to make boosters giving you +1 WCS
Damien McCandless > well Joes go for 250 mill last check
Paknac Queltel > We'll do a more recent check when we have one
Joe Phoenix > it aparently adds +3 inches to your dick...
Damien McCandless > Well eating a corpse with WAS just a big cock would
Dracoknight > Cancer is better than taking suicide over your horrible spelling and grammar Joe
Joe Phoenix > i think i should write an autobiography...
Paknac Queltel > Diary of a failing CEO?
Dracoknight > Joe Phoenix - "The art of Fail"
Paknac Queltel > "How to lose respect of an entire universe in 10 easy steps"?
Dracoknight > Too bad you went into that Roleplaying forum to state that you ignore IEEE joe
Joe Phoenix > yes
Damien McCandless > Wheres my replacement ship Joe
Joe Phoenix > ough zedrik has turned up
Dracoknight > perhaps you should give him a piece of your mind?
Damien McCandless > See?
Dracoknight > if you have any thats it
Damien McCandless > I told you he was following us ^^
Joe Phoenix > im arfraid communications now have to stop, since zedrik has turned up
Joe Phoenix > its a shame, i was enjoying talking to you.
Riesia > wow its joe pheonix, can I have your autograph? Your famous for all the wrong reasons!
failpirate > i think i recognize the name 'phoenix joe' from the forums
Damien McCandless > you should ^^
Daalkmar > Phoenix Joe = Leeroy Jenkins ?
Joe Phoenix > wow your all here to talk to me!
Joe Phoenix > awhh
Joe Phoenix > thats sweet guys
Paknac Queltel > We just want to spread the Joe-love ^.^
Maistro > Joe kindly donated them to our cause moments before his ship flickered out of existance. The can even had a ribbon on it.
Joe Phoenix > this was because i called zedriks wife fat isn't it...
Paknac Queltel > We've forgotten about your puny manti, Damien.
Paknac Queltel > we've moved on to Draco's goldfish
Joe Phoenix > fear not little shivering nit... i have not gone anywhere...
Goedfout > are you actually still in rens?
Maistro > http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/maistrooismi/IEEEsmall2-1.jpg
Damien McCandless > you hate Katie Price dontcha Joe?
Joe Phoenix > i have no opinion either way
Damien McCandless > You did say you would have to have a mental age of 5 to enjoy her auto bio
Damien McCandless > which is quite unkind
Joe Phoenix > well yer you would...
Damien McCandless > and you said the same about the Sun
Joe Phoenix > you even know who katie price is...
Damien McCandless > so my theory is this
Damien McCandless > How could I not know who she is?
Damien McCandless > either your Peter Andre, or you are Gordon Brown
Damien McCandless > hang on, where do you think IM from, Joe?
Goedfout > my vote's on gordon brown
Joe Phoenix > what would gordon brown have to do with it
Damien McCandless > he hates the Sun
Joe Phoenix > he hates alot of things..
Joe Phoenix > the english
Damien McCandless > plus your not tip top on economics
Joe Phoenix > the welshdiets...
Damien McCandless > um Gordon Borwn isnt english
Joe Phoenix > yes
Damien McCandless > oh I see
Joe Phoenix > hes scotish...
Dracoknight > well, he hates them anyway
Damien McCandless > yes indeed ^^
Damien McCandless > but yes, why wouldnt I know who Katie Price is?
Joe Phoenix > and i did study economics...
Damien McCandless > (so did Gordon Brown)
Joe Phoenix > haha oh my god, now the entire eve community is going to think im gordon brown
Damien McCandless > Exactly what Gordon Brown would say if he was trying to hide
Maistro > dun dun dun!
Joe Phoenix > to start off im vegitarian...
Damien McCandless > And he is a Presbyterian
Damien McCandless > coincidence? I think not
Joe Phoenix > and i dout there is a vegitarian scot in existance lol
Damien McCandless > hmm
Damien McCandless > but of course, youd say that too
Dracoknight > MEAT is the way to victory!
Joe Phoenix > its a well known fact that im a vegitarian
Damien McCandless > and you were away on a trip the EXACT SAME TIME that Gordon Brown was out of the country
Paknac Queltel > Too many coincidences. I like this theory
Damien McCandless > and the IC has the same hard-to-understand mission statement as current Goverment policies
Joe Phoenix > shut up or il get trident on your arse!
Damien McCandless > You really do trade like Gordon Brown ol
Damien McCandless > *lol
Joe Phoenix > 19 jumps, 8 mill
Joe Phoenix > i don't see the down side
Damien McCandless > so Joe do you think that El Casa Immunitas is a fad or has it really got the properties advertised?
Joe Phoenix > oh its worth it
Damien McCandless > oh? I was told it was all just quackery
Damien McCandless > but it has beneficial properties?
Joe Phoenix > oh yer
Joe Phoenix > i did some work experience at the oxford branch of cancer research uk
Joe Phoenix > amazing place...
Damien McCandless > cool. Did they use it there?
Jehosh Farrfury > lol...
Joe Phoenix > CRUK didn't have anything to do with that drug being researched
Damien McCandless > ah ok. But you have encountered it?
Joe Phoenix > they where looking into cell protien markers and the possibilty of linking protiens with posions which connect only with cancerious cells
Joe Phoenix > oh yer it does have a significant effect
Damien McCandless > Ill have to tell my mum
Joe Phoenix > We call it the H5M1 vacination
Joe Phoenix > same thing
Damien McCandless > groovy, I didnt know that
Joe Phoenix > it does really work
Joe Phoenix > makes you feel abit wierd for a fue days...
Joe Phoenix > but it will pass
Damien McCandless > I imagine it would
Joe Phoenix > its like a yellow feaver shot
Joe Phoenix > although i do know that it has been impossible to land on the moon
Paknac Queltel > So how was it done, then?
Paknac Queltel > The moon landing
Damien McCandless > why is it impossib;e?
Damien McCandless > is it because WIS hasnt been implemented yet?
Mordred McKenna > We've been to the moon Joe, I've seen the moon rocks :|
Mordred McKenna > they are not from this world
Joe Phoenix > ever heard of the van alan radiation belts...
Mordred McKenna > yes
Paknac Queltel > Those aren't quite as close as the moon
Damien McCandless > yeah but I have also heard of radiation shielding too
Jehosh Farrfury > wats a van alan radiation belt joe
Joe Phoenix > not from ionizing radiation
Jehosh Farrfury > do u wear it?
Paknac Queltel > So the moon landings... Were they faked?
Paknac Queltel > If so, how?
Jehosh Farrfury > i only have a leather belt
Joe Phoenix > its when electron magnetic energy emitted by the sun hits the magnetic field of the earth
Jehosh Farrfury > is that where moon rocks come from
Damien McCandless > I dont understand, why would the US fake the moon landings then?
Mordred McKenna > lol no
Joe Phoenix > it creats 2 belts of radiation called the van alan radiation belts
Joe Phoenix > to stop the space race
Joe Phoenix > to beat the russians
Joe Phoenix > any number of reasons
Joe Phoenix > but
Jehosh Farrfury > damn ruskies
Damien McCandless > but.... if you cant go to the moon, why would the Russians try?
Damien McCandless > wouldnt it be cheaper to wait for the russians to fake it then prove it couldnt be done?
Jehosh Farrfury > so joe ur calling neil armstrong a liar?
Joe Phoenix > without 9 foot of solid lead shielding around that entire space craft thouse people would have been dead within 5 minutes of multiple organ failiure
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse he is
Paknac Queltel > So how was the landing recorded then?
Damien McCandless > but..... if they built it in space, the shield would have wieghed nothing?
Joe Phoenix > how is any speciel effects done
Jehosh Farrfury > neil armstrong is an american hero how dare u besmirch his good name
Joe Phoenix > damien they didn't biuld it in space
Joe Phoenix > and no it wouldn't
Joe Phoenix > it would still have mass
Joe Phoenix > jehosh fairly easily
Joe Phoenix > obama is a living joke...
Joe Phoenix > see
Damien McCandless > Hey Joe do you have an Above Top Secret account?
Joe Phoenix > its easy
Mordred McKenna > the van allen radiation belts surrounding our planet are equal at every square inch of the planet?
Maistro > The question is, where did all the money go that went into the building/prepping of the spacecraft go?
Mordred McKenna > and not like our planet is an island in the river
Mordred McKenna > corrrect?
Joe Phoenix > no
Joe Phoenix > the belts start at 250km above the earth surface
Damien McCandless > but..... the space race, from Nasa's point of view, only cost about 0.5% of the GNP of the US in its entire run
Joe Phoenix > and are weaker around the pole
Jehosh Farrfury > how many miles is that
Joe Phoenix > s
Damien McCandless > probably less
Joe Phoenix > less
Damien McCandless > and Stephen Fry said that
Damien McCandless > so it must be true
Jehosh Farrfury > isnt he from futurama
Mordred McKenna > well
Joe Phoenix > 156
Mordred McKenna > where the solar wind reaches at the poles it creates the aurora borealis
Damien McCandless > no he is probably the single greatest living englishman
Mordred McKenna > because there is less of a magnetic shield at the poles
Mordred McKenna > but
Mordred McKenna > that doesnt mean the radiation is less strong at the poles
Mordred McKenna > its all relative
Mordred McKenna > depending on which part of the earth is facing the sun
Mordred McKenna > therefore the back part 'aka dark part' has less radation
Joe Phoenix > the radiation is concentrated at the equator because most of the energy hits the planet there
Mordred McKenna > and, assuming your theory joe, that would mean that the vacuum of space is even more highly radiated
Mordred McKenna > so
Joe Phoenix > no the ionizing radiation had a long half life
Joe Phoenix > yes
Joe Phoenix > it is
Joe Phoenix > now your going to ask "how can the space station servive"
Joe Phoenix > well its bellow the van alan belt so its protected and doesn't reseave dangerous amounts of radiation
Joe Phoenix > which is also why we don't get all the narsty radiation from the sun, allowing us to servive
Joe Phoenix > probe ships arn't effected by ionizing radiation
Damien McCandless > so...we could send gold-plated cyborgs to mars?
Joe Phoenix > so im sorry to break it to you guys
Joe Phoenix > but man has never landed on the moon...
Joe Phoenix > not saying its impossible
Joe Phoenix > but at the moment it is...
Joe Phoenix > a guy got off a rape charge by claiming he said "suprise" before hand...
Joe Phoenix > wierd i know
Joe Phoenix > but then again
Joe Phoenix > people are stupid
Joe Phoenix > not you though, your alright
Joe Phoenix > you should all join IC lol
Mordred McKenna > <3
Paknac Queltel > lol, no way
Jehosh Farrfury > sure thing
Jehosh Farrfury > :p
Damien McCandless > SOunds good to me
Mordred McKenna > maybe im still thinking about it
Joe Phoenix > ahh its well kl
Joe Phoenix > ok guys, c ya around
Mordred McKenna > bye my love
Joe Phoenix > no killing IC members!
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