Joe opens peace talks.

So I wish Joe a merry christmas in local...and he convenes peace talks. Vague amusement ensues.

Zedrik Cayne > Yessir Joe?
Joe Phoenix > since it is christmas, i would like to enter into peace talk with you.
Zedrik Cayne > You know my terms.
Joe Phoenix > yes well resigning as ceo is not acceptable..
Joe Phoenix > so lets talk
Zedrik Cayne > Joe...we were just talking last night with a now ex corpmate of yours.
Joe Phoenix > i have 4 online right now
Zedrik Cayne > You are still hiring mid war. You are not fully disclosing the danger.
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse i am, if i didn't, why would they stay
Joe Phoenix > im just sick of the hatte zedrik..
Joe Phoenix > how long has this been going on now
Joe Phoenix > 3
Joe Phoenix > 3 1/2 months?
Zedrik Cayne > One would think you would be learning. If at the end of this you become an acceptable ceo...maybe its been worth it
Joe Phoenix > so you admit that i am better?
Zedrik Cayne > No, not after talking with AgnorF last night
Joe Phoenix > agnorf join and left within 30 minutes..
Joe Phoenix > i recruited him last night
Zedrik Cayne > He joined...one of our guys noticed him and camped him in.
Joe Phoenix > as is war
Zedrik Cayne > He had no clue before joining
Joe Phoenix > o recruited him with war in mind
Joe Phoenix > i*
Joe Phoenix > i did tell him, i made sure of it
Zedrik Cayne > Do you not see? You recruited a guy...who had no clue.
Zedrik Cayne > Read the chatlog
Joe Phoenix > i dont trust chatlogs
Joe Phoenix > anyway zedrik thats not why your after me is it?
Zedrik Cayne > The original reason....Is you said you were going to dec the skool
Zedrik Cayne > And didn't.
Joe Phoenix > so if i dec'ed the skool?
Joe Phoenix > and thats not the reason why now is it..
Zedrik Cayne > I would have gone away.
Joe Phoenix > but now..
Zedrik Cayne > No, now Its to get you to resign and put someone competent in place
Joe Phoenix > im more then competent
Joe Phoenix > if i wasn't, you would have destroyed me months ago
Zedrik Cayne > Joe...there is no valid game mechanic that I can apply to force you out of your corp
Joe Phoenix > or force my members out..
Zedrik Cayne > If there were...I would have done it by now.
Joe Phoenix > you'v never come up againest somone like me befor have you?
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...forcing your members out has been working
Zedrik Cayne > But you can always get more grist for the mill.
Zedrik Cayne > Like hiring from the ranks of the IEEE...pro move there
Joe Phoenix > my members are nor grist
Joe Phoenix > and lately our combat abilities are matching yours
Joe Phoenix > see zedrik im not going anywhere...
Zedrik Cayne > Yet...you still die...and your members die harder
Joe Phoenix > not really..
Joe Phoenix > are clones can get replaced...
Joe Phoenix > money is matiriel..
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...you just reminded me.
Joe Phoenix > our* matirial(
Zedrik Cayne > Freshest corpse is up to 12 mil
Joe Phoenix > 12m... thats nothing..
Joe Phoenix > see zedrik im a great ceo..
Joe Phoenix > you can't beat me
Joe Phoenix > so why waste the time
Zedrik Cayne > Why not?
Joe Phoenix > its boring.. a waste of money.. time
Joe Phoenix > no fun
Zedrik Cayne > I'm enjoying myself
Joe Phoenix > so peace talks are pointless?
Zedrik Cayne > Not at all...you could convince me that you have become a better ceo.
Zedrik Cayne > That you are not recruiting into a deathtrap.
Joe Phoenix > and how would i do that without giving you the next issue of the joe show..
Joe Phoenix > which i might add your under investigation for
Zedrik Cayne > Oh?
Joe Phoenix > yes
Joe Phoenix > by the game mods
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...excellent
Joe Phoenix > no not, thats very bad zedrik, it means you'v been a dickhead
Zedrik Cayne > See..we were having a pleasant conversation. Then you have to be insulting.
Joe Phoenix > well tell me you where not?
Joe Phoenix > im just describing how you where acting..
Zedrik Cayne > I will have to admit that telling the truth often hurts Joe. But I can pretty well stand behind any statement I've made.
Joe Phoenix > pofits are up 30% btw
Zedrik Cayne > As opposed to the various contrary statements that have come from your lips. As well as the statements from former corpmates of yours.
Joe Phoenix > corp mates that your forced out might i add
Joe Phoenix > if we didn't havr the wars on atm we would be thriving
Zedrik Cayne > Oh...glad to hear you think that.
Zedrik Cayne > Let's put it into monetary value.
Zedrik Cayne > Let's assume....and I'll be generous here
Zedrik Cayne > That you as a corporation clear...100 mil a week
Joe Phoenix > i clear 100m a day right now..
Joe Phoenix > but go on
Zedrik Cayne > Okay...700 mil a week
Zedrik Cayne > 'thriving' would be hoe much per day?
Joe Phoenix > 2-3 hundred a day
Zedrik Cayne > So..for every week///I am costing you 1.4 billion isk.
Zedrik Cayne > And all it would require is for you to step down.
Joe Phoenix > not at the moment..
Zedrik Cayne > You said without war you would be thriving,
Zedrik Cayne > Thriving would be getting you 2.1 billion a week instead of 700 mil
Joe Phoenix > yes ut at the moment we have war
Joe Phoenix > we have 800
Zedrik Cayne > You step down....and it all goes away.
Joe Phoenix > and i dont clear 100 myself every day
Zedrik Cayne > you don't even have to leave corp.
Joe Phoenix > but then we would lose
Joe Phoenix > i don't step down, u lose right?
Zedrik Cayne > Well...a competent ceo would not have gotten the ic into the trouble in the first place
Zedrik Cayne > So...it would be a win all around for you to step down.
Joe Phoenix > not at all
Joe Phoenix > this is where your wrong..
Zedrik Cayne > Oh?
Joe Phoenix > we are in this mess because we go againest griefers.. thugs and bullies
Joe Phoenix > can't u see that?
Zedrik Cayne > You are right.
Zedrik Cayne > But, do you know why?
Zedrik Cayne > Because you...personally...could not keep a level head when you first ran into the SSS
Zedrik Cayne > And you drew the wardec
Joe Phoenix > the sss are griefers...
Zedrik Cayne > Then, you proceeded to try and garner support on gal-net...;by lying.
Joe Phoenix > of no importants
Joe Phoenix > by lying! to who?
Zedrik Cayne > Another personal failure on your part.
Joe Phoenix > who did i lie to....
Zedrik Cayne > You posited that you were getting randomly griefed.
Joe Phoenix > we were..
Zedrik Cayne > And you were not.
Joe Phoenix > and are
Joe Phoenix > and have been for months
Zedrik Cayne > no, you drew the wardec on yourself
Joe Phoenix > more to the point
Zedrik Cayne > And have since kept drawing it.
Joe Phoenix > you drew them in
Zedrik Cayne > Personally.
Joe Phoenix > with your posts..
Zedrik Cayne > All I've been posting are your words...verbatim.
Joe Phoenix > not as such zedrik... not as such
Joe Phoenix > look zedrik i want to go and be with my familly..
Joe Phoenix > SO
Zedrik Cayne > G'night.
Joe Phoenix > i prepose a 1 week peace..
Zedrik Cayne > No
Joe Phoenix > and why not?
Zedrik Cayne > Because for the wardecs to get turned off...you would have to step down.
Zedrik Cayne > Or become a better beo.
Zedrik Cayne > er...ceo
Joe Phoenix > then this has been a waste of time don't you think?
Zedrik Cayne > Not at all.
Joe Phoenix > oh im guessing this is your next post?
Zedrik Cayne > More than likely.
Zedrik Cayne > Have anything to say directly to the readers?
Joe Phoenix > well then, i should probably say somthing like i have a 10 inch long cock and fucked your wife last night
Joe Phoenix > or somthing along thouse lines right?
Zedrik Cayne > I am not making you say anything Joe.
Joe Phoenix > no you never do
Joe Phoenix > im sure the forum would love to read this.
Zedrik Cayne > They might...might not, I can never tell.
Joe Phoenix > i don't se much interest in your posts anymore. The wars are drying up, and you won't be able to fight us for much longer..
Zedrik Cayne > At 700 mil profit per week...you should be able to afford yout alliance by now.
Joe Phoenix > its just the skills that are holding us up
Zedrik Cayne > So pull the trigger already instead of begging folks for 200 mil to join your alliance
Zedrik Cayne > 200 mil per corp that is.
Joe Phoenix > what?
Joe Phoenix > all money is coming from the commonwealth
Zedrik Cayne > I don't publish every chatlog I recieve Joe.
Zedrik Cayne > Especially if third parties wish to remain anonymous.
Joe Phoenix > chatlogs are reliable as mud is for a foundation
Zedrik Cayne > Joe...I would be making much money in rl as an author if I could come up with and keep your 'charachter' consistent for months.
Joe Phoenix > its very simple
Joe Phoenix > and very easy to replicate
Joe Phoenix > so is there anything more
Zedrik Cayne > This was on your dime...you called me.
Joe Phoenix > yes, yes it was
Zedrik Cayne > PS: you don't actually need the ceo skills to make an alliance
Joe Phoenix > good day, have a good christmas
Zedrik Cayne > Since its all you are waiting for.
Zedrik Cayne > Merry christmas Joe

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