Joe Show...special 'I've been killed one too many times in 0.0'

So, I've been blown up a couple times in 0.0...time to restock on stealth bombers...so where do I go...Jita for shopping.

And while I'm there....Hey, there's one of Joe's corpmates.. He's flying a legion. He actually aggresses me in front of Jita 4-4...but out-runs my short point. Fortunately, he runs into another gang who takes care of the rest of him for me.

I go afk...and on coming back...we have another one of Joe's employees. This time its afk on a gate. Not a good idea during wartime. And I'm not the only person who's at war with Hydra Reloaded.

And, the coup de grace for the day today. And the chatlog thereafter:

Zedrik Cayne > Good afternoon.
Capt Todd > hi
Zedrik Cayne > Terribly sorry about the raven.
Capt Todd > are you the asshole who blew up my new spaceship?
Zedrik Cayne > Yes sir.
Capt Todd > wanna by me another one please?
Zedrik Cayne > You can talk with Joe Phoenix. He is the reason you were blown up.
Capt Todd > how did you do that with a little frigate?
Zedrik Cayne > Well..you didn't actually fit that shield booster I'm guessing.
Capt Todd > hes the one who recruited me, wtf
Zedrik Cayne > Did he not tell you that you were at war?
Capt Todd > oh your on the other side of it
Zedrik Cayne > Well...one of them. There's a few other folks who have declared war against Hydra Reloaded.
Capt Todd > i thought you meant he sent you to assassinate me or something
Zedrik Cayne > Well, kind of.. Joe is possibly the worst ceo in existance.
Capt Todd > i think our corp just fell apart earlier today
Zedrik Cayne > Well...there was that legion exploding.
Zedrik Cayne > And Dave09 got blown up today too.
Zedrik Cayne > Now you.
Zedrik Cayne > /emote is at war because Joe is terrible.
Capt Todd > what are you like maxed out on skills or what?
Zedrik Cayne > Mining skills, yes.
Zedrik Cayne > My pvp skills are, somewhat mediocre.
Capt Todd > why was it so hard to kill you?
Zedrik Cayne > I've got a tank of doom on here.
Capt Todd > i dont know anything about pvp in this game really
Capt Todd > how does that work?
Zedrik Cayne > Um, couple medium shield extenders...couple shield extender rigs.
Zedrik Cayne > And high resistances because its a merlin.
Capt Todd > i might have to go back to wow pvp, my dudes are pretty lethal in that game
Zedrik Cayne > Works really well...that and you were shooting light missles at me. Can you even use cruise missles?
Capt Todd > ya but they dont do much damage against small ships do they?
Zedrik Cayne > Well, they do.
Capt Todd > were you using mwds or something
Zedrik Cayne > But I was moving around....kiting some of the damage.
Capt Todd > my small missles were doing more damage then cruises
Zedrik Cayne > You were doing much better against my buddy, his tank wasn't as epic :)
Capt Todd > ya i rocked him a few times ithink
Capt Todd > i probly would have done better if i didnt abandon my drones at the mission site i was just at
Zedrik Cayne > They would have helped, but not enough. We would have killed them first.
Zedrik Cayne > AFk...baby awake.
Capt Todd > what did you have capacitor recharger on?
Zedrik Cayne > No cap recharger.
Capt Todd > how many hps does your shield have?
Capt Todd > im out of this corp, im taking the stuff they gave me an run
Zedrik Cayne > Ab out 4000 hp on this ship.
Capt Todd > so the small size and speed is the biggest reason you were surviving
Capt Todd > my guns didnt hit you once i dont think

Well..that's two down...29 more to go.