Tuesday, October 6, 2009

What..NO! More Joe Show!

So I've podded Joe, and one of his corpmates since the last Joe Show Episode.

So when I logged in tonight...Joe sends me a nice private conversation:

Zedrik Cayne > Good afternoon Joe.
Joe Phoenix > really i was exspecting somthing more...
Zedrik Cayne > Oh?
Joe Phoenix > no its not, because once again i have to deal with you
Zedrik Cayne > So what can I do for you?
Joe Phoenix > well for starters you can give me the name of the infultrater whos giving my corp members names away to people ot bug them
Joe Phoenix > iv had 3 complains today from people about trok, where could they have got there names?
Joe Phoenix > and don't say your not involved with trok because we'v had eye witnesses who have seen you two together
Zedrik Cayne > Trok does send me information from time to time.
Zedrik Cayne > But I've not actually spoken to him in five or six days.
Zedrik Cayne > Actually..let me double check on that.
Joe Phoenix > no need
Joe Phoenix > today, you two attacked a transport cruiser
Joe Phoenix > killed the pilot
Zedrik Cayne > Six days...
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, yes....very badly fit caracal.
Zedrik Cayne > Not enough warp core stabs.
Joe Phoenix > funny..
Zedrik Cayne > He did only have one on there.
Zedrik Cayne > And lazers on a caracal...good choice.
Joe Phoenix > im not here to talk about the transports design
Zedrik Cayne > So you are asking me, to divulge my sources...
Joe Phoenix > it would be pointless if i was
Zedrik Cayne > So, what do you want?
Joe Phoenix > i was curious why you would be affiliated with a known lier and traitor...
Joe Phoenix > alhough i imagine his standards are equal to yours..
Zedrik Cayne > Well...I know talking with you can tend to taint my sterling reputation.
Joe Phoenix > your sterling reputation as a bullshitter that is
Joe Phoenix > i suppose youv organised another week or war decing..
Zedrik Cayne > At least.
Joe Phoenix > does your corp know your wasting all this money on a personal erron..
Zedrik Cayne > I've got a couple other things on the fire. So I might not be haunting Jita as much as I was.
Zedrik Cayne > By the way, do you know your corpse can fetch 100 million isk?
Joe Phoenix > shows you how renowned i am, i imagine youv told somone if you grind it up you can use it to cure sti's...
Zedrik Cayne > Seeing as you are the patron saint of warp core stabilizers...the rumor is that your corpse in a cargohold will give you +1 Warp Core Strength.
Joe Phoenix > WCS's show and intent on not getting blown up for no good reason... yer i can live with that
Zedrik Cayne > So, since you've not contacted me to aks about my sources....I'm still curious as to why you want to chat?
Joe Phoenix > well i would but you wouldn't reveal it because.. lets face it, you wouldn't
Zedrik Cayne > Which still begs the question...why talk to me?
Zedrik Cayne > You know what it will take for me to stop being a bother. And hiring more folks just means more grist for the mill.
Joe Phoenix > im afraid belt rats give us more problems then you do zedrik...
Zedrik Cayne > Funny, belt rats don't pod.
Joe Phoenix > funny... jumps clones don't matter
Zedrik Cayne > And the rest of your employees? I'm sure they don't like getting podded.
Joe Phoenix > they had no implants, doesn't bother them
Joe Phoenix > i think one day i will come along a pod you, just for shits and giggles
Zedrik Cayne > That would involve undocking in something which isn't fail-fit...I'm not sure you can do that. You've provided no evidence that you know what you are doing with repsect to piloting a ship.
Zedrik Cayne > Much less running a corporation.
Joe Phoenix > childist and pointless insults cannot hurt me zedrik, i am above you.
Joe Phoenix > whats the matter zedrik... no witty come back?
Zedrik Cayne > Why should I tell you when I go afk? And frankly I don't need a witty comeback..your own statement is pretty well comedy on its own.
Joe Phoenix > im glad your so amused by your abstract failure..
Zedrik Cayne > I'm still not sure how I'm failing. Care to explain?
Joe Phoenix > you'v been going at this for a month now, and your just making yourself look stupid.. spending your days running around after jump clones....
Joe Phoenix > i enjoy your defiance... it will make your defeat all the more enjoyable.
Joe Phoenix > even now i can tell that your determination to persue this vendeta is growing week.
Joe Phoenix > where is the witty response zedrik?
Joe Phoenix > hell where is the respons ...
Joe Phoenix > anything...
Joe Phoenix > no...
Zedrik Cayne > You are not patient at all are you?
Joe Phoenix > i have no patience for you zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > You show very few signs of that frankly.
Joe Phoenix > and you show very very signs of logic but i don't complain

And Joe disconnects...soon afterwards I pod the pilot I caught earlier in the day today. And he leaves Joe's Corp..wisely.

1 comment:

  1. New sig material found:

    "Zedrik Cayne > Seeing as you are the patron saint of warp core stabilizers...the rumor is that your corpse in a cargohold will give you +1 Warp Core Strength."

    And the lulz continue!

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