Joe Show...Joe's Insult Vocabulary is Short.

Welcome to the latest episode of the Joe Show. New corpmates lead most of this one :)

Joe Phoenix > you going to come out and play?
Dracoknight > I am out and playing
Joe Phoenix > ermm no your not
Dracoknight > yes i am, i am watching you having a little dance with that megathron
Joe Phoenix > well then decloak you coward...
Dracoknight > i dont wanna ruin my paint job on this thing
Joe Phoenix > we'l do more then ruin your paint job..
Dracoknight > exactly
Dracoknight > anyway, i got a guest for ya
Joe Phoenix > ergh the other little pussy
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, Hello again Joe..enjoying your station games?
Dracoknight > Zedrik, he told me he want to ruin my paint job :S
Zedrik Cayne > We can't have Joe Ruining your paint job.
Zedrik Cayne > Why don't you just call in reinforcements Joe? I understand you're a rear admiral now.
Dracoknight > Perhaps they ran out of rears to command
Joe Phoenix > we don't require re inforcements for you two pussies
Dracoknight > you ever seen a stealthbomber fight a fair match?
Joe Phoenix > this is hardly a stealbomber fight..
Dracoknight > thats why i am hiding
Joe Phoenix > your both hiding...
Dracoknight > though it put a real dent in your shields:
Dracoknight > 01:49:37 Combat Group of Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo hit Joe Phoenix (Drake) for 1006 damage
Joe Phoenix > 1006 damage... how is that a dent..
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate Joe....in case you've forgotten, we are the aggressors in this war...so we will engage as we see fit.
Zedrik Cayne > You weren't screaming out in local for me to come out and play until you got some backup.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..afk for dinner.
Joe Phoenix > what a pussy fucker...
Dracoknight > poke ^^
Joe Phoenix > stop being a pussy.. come out
Dracoknight > Hmmm, lemme think about that...
Dracoknight > how about...
Dracoknight > no?
Joe Phoenix > ergh you pussy cunt
Dracoknight > Welcome to the anger management congress Damien
Damien McCandless > Good Evening
Joe Phoenix > you going to come out and play?
Joe Phoenix > or are you a coward aswell...
Damien McCandless > Im coming in to play
Dracoknight > lemme see Joe is 90km off the Station
Damien McCandless > ah I see
Dracoknight > this is going to take a while, sure you dont want to fit a MWD on that thing Joe?
Joe Phoenix > no i can take you..
Dracoknight > sure you can
Dracoknight > but i wont allow you
Dracoknight > c'mon joe, lets play some hide'n seek
Joe Phoenix > i really wrather just kill you
Dracoknight > But that is really mean
Dracoknight > I came here to play :(
Damien McCandless > Mr Phoenix, didn't anyone ever tell you killing is wrong?
Joe Phoenix > so do we, but your fucking stupid leader is trying to piss us off and in the process getting you killed,,,
Joe Phoenix > damien im a buddiest,,,
Dracoknight > Trying?
Dracoknight > it seems like he done it quite well
Joe Phoenix > yer in a way... he has pissed me off,,
Damien McCandless > Aren't Buddists pacifists?
Joe Phoenix > he has this ability to annoy people..
Dracoknight > Speak of the devil
Joe Phoenix > or the dickhead... the devil is far more then annoying,,,
Damien McCandless > and don't they believe in Karma so therefore anything that they do comes back on them?
Dracoknight > Cayne, Pheonix is being mean to us :(
Zedrik Cayne > /emote tsks.."Joe...why so angry?"
Joe Phoenix > i am an agent of karma :P
Joe Phoenix > stop pissing us off and come out and fight
Damien McCandless > does that make you exempt from it as a responsibilty then Mr Phoenix?
Zedrik Cayne > So you're ordering us around now? I swear, when did we come into the HYDRA RELOADED chain of command?
Dracoknight > Cayne, something ya didnt tell me? O_o
Joe Phoenix > ergh you pussy!
Joe Phoenix > stop fucking running
Dracoknight > we are not really running
Zedrik Cayne > What, you using an instant undock is good and noble...and I use one and I am a pussy?
Joe Phoenix > yes...
Joe Phoenix > because your running from a fight...
Dracoknight > Well, there wasnt a fight in the first place
Joe Phoenix > no because pussy dick over there ran off befor i could get a target lock..
Zedrik Cayne > Then you do what I had to do...mount 3 or 4 sensor boosters.
Dracoknight > well, you managed to lock me all the times so far, so whats the matter? you dont have range up to 45km ?
Joe Phoenix > scramblers dont do they?
Joe Phoenix > not much point in knocking the crap out of you just so you can run off....
Dracoknight > same about your shields
Dracoknight > How about getting out of docking range, i am sure you make quite the draft for the poor people inside
Joe Phoenix > i would have attacked you if you were a worthy target
Joe Phoenix > i was just sitting outside docking range for 5 minutes and you pussied off remember..
Dracoknight > Reloading and waiting for Drones to arrive?
Dracoknight > hmmmm, i rather take the title as a Coward than title as a bad Stealthbomber pilot ^^
Joe Phoenix > the fuck?
Joe Phoenix > ergh common im getting tired of sitting around here waiting for you to show your little faces so i can punch your lights out..
Zedrik Cayne > Try doing it for a whole month Joe :)
Zedrik Cayne > But some of us have the stamina to see that lenght of time through :)
Joe Phoenix > at this rate im going to have to..
Dracoknight > that sounds like my first merc job for a half year ago
Joe Phoenix > hiring mercs now zedrik... shame..
Joe Phoenix > i would say that bad practice... wouldn't you?
Zedrik Cayne > The war's expensive enough :)
Dracoknight > Ehem.... i am Ex-Merc mind you :P
Joe Phoenix > but hten again so is trolling the forum...
Zedrik Cayne > And no, hiring mercs is definitely reccomended.
Joe Phoenix > and pissing people off
Joe Phoenix > well honorable people go by a different set of rules.,,
Dracoknight > last time i heard that line he also wanted to get rid of EVE of every pirate in existance
Dracoknight > likes that ever going to happen
Damien McCandless > sorry about that, my phone rang
Joe Phoenix > ... your sentance structure sucks..
Damien McCandless > O.o
Zedrik Cayne > Mr. Pot..meet Mr. Kettle.
Joe Phoenix > and anyway.. how thick are you lissoning to this peace of shit...
Damien McCandless > Mr Phoenix, not meanign to be rude, but why is your spelling so poor?  Is English a second language to you?
Joe Phoenix > he's the biggest wanker iv ever met
Dracoknight > English is a Third Language to me ^^
Joe Phoenix > simply deslexia..
Damien McCandless > That is quite untrue, as I have been diagnosed with dyslexia myself
Joe Phoenix > oh so im not dyslexic now?
Joe Phoenix > being diagnosed you will know that every case is different
Damien McCandless > Dyslexia, even ablphabetic dyslexia, does not cause one to mis-spell on the level I have seen you do.  As I said, it was an observation, not a criticism
Joe Phoenix > well ofcourse not because alphabetical dyslexia is completely different..
Damien McCandless > Different from...?
Joe Phoenix > the deslexia i have..
Joe Phoenix > every case is unique
Joe Phoenix > there is no single one type
Damien McCandless > If it is not Alphabetic Dyslexia, it would not affect your ability to use language
Joe Phoenix > and besides its not a discorder.. more of a stumble forward
Damien McCandless > Such as, say for example Numeric Dyslexia, where numbers appear jumbled
Damien McCandless > Or Fitting Dyslexia where one fits too many of one module instead of useful ones
Dracoknight > "Horriblius At Keyboardias" is what i call your case
Joe Phoenix > or where number apear of of sequence.. or when they provoke different reaction...
Joe Phoenix > theres hundreds of meaning for numerical dyslexia...
Joe Phoenix > anyway back to the point
Damien McCandless > Precisely.  However it is more I feel that you must type too quickly, or become emotional at your keyboard which provokes you to mis-spell so drastically
Dracoknight > lemme guess: us being cowards, Zed being a wanker, and you being the superhero of all time?
Joe Phoenix > why are you pissing your lives away obaying this fucktard
Zedrik Cayne > Hell...I'm not telling them what to do...
Zedrik Cayne > Doing what I say to do tends to get people killed :)
Dracoknight > its rather the other way around
Dracoknight > we are ordering him around
Damien McCandless > I suppose, Mr Phoenix we have not found a Leader of greater magnitude to follow or been given a better offer.  Or we are just enjoying the freedom that following our Charters allows
Zedrik Cayne > (Occasionally even the enemy...) But I digress.
Joe Phoenix > yer, i imagine..
Joe Phoenix > so you all run around pissing off corps who disagree with you?
Damien McCandless > Well I am actually looking for a way to travel make to my home dimension
Damien McCandless > *back
Dracoknight > i have already docked up and been playing EVE Hold Em
Zedrik Cayne > I signed up for that...any good?
Dracoknight > i lost 10mills last time :S
Dracoknight > its reliable
Dracoknight > and they are quite true to their reputation, no scam, no shit, no nothing
Joe Phoenix > ergh im out of here, see you later fucktard... and draco and damien

And he leaves chat...ten minutes later:

2009.10.18 02:52
we got a situation in jita.. we have a numbe of our enemies active in and around that system. iv launched 2 attacks on them with success.

Can all military pilots please move to or around jita with there combat ships ready for action so we can deal with these people.

Thanks
JP

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