Joe Phoenix > you going to come out and play?
Dracoknight > I am out and playing
Joe Phoenix > ermm no your not
Dracoknight > yes i am, i am watching you having a little dance with that megathron
Joe Phoenix > well then decloak you coward...
Dracoknight > i dont wanna ruin my paint job on this thing
Joe Phoenix > we'l do more then ruin your paint job..
Dracoknight > exactly
Dracoknight > anyway, i got a guest for ya
Joe Phoenix > ergh the other little pussy
Zedrik Cayne > Ah, Hello again Joe..enjoying your station games?
Dracoknight > Zedrik, he told me he want to ruin my paint job :S
Zedrik Cayne > We can't have Joe Ruining your paint job.
Zedrik Cayne > Why don't you just call in reinforcements Joe? I understand you're a rear admiral now.
Dracoknight > Perhaps they ran out of rears to command
Joe Phoenix > we don't require re inforcements for you two pussies
Dracoknight > you ever seen a stealthbomber fight a fair match?
Joe Phoenix > this is hardly a stealbomber fight..
Dracoknight > thats why i am hiding
Joe Phoenix > your both hiding...
Dracoknight > though it put a real dent in your shields:
Dracoknight > 01:49:37 Combat Group of Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo hit Joe Phoenix
Joe Phoenix > 1006 damage... how is that a dent..
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate Joe....in case you've forgotten, we are the aggressors in this war...so we will engage as we see fit.
Zedrik Cayne > You weren't screaming out in local for me to come out and play until you got some backup.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..afk for dinner.
Joe Phoenix > what a pussy fucker...
Dracoknight > poke ^^
Joe Phoenix > stop being a pussy.. come out
Dracoknight > Hmmm, lemme think about that...
Dracoknight > how about...
Dracoknight > no?
Joe Phoenix > ergh you pussy cunt
Dracoknight > Welcome to the anger management congress Damien
Damien McCandless > Good Evening
Joe Phoenix > you going to come out and play?
Joe Phoenix > or are you a coward aswell...
Damien McCandless > Im coming in to play
Dracoknight > lemme see Joe is 90km off the Station
Damien McCandless > ah I see
Dracoknight > this is going to take a while, sure you dont want to fit a MWD on that thing Joe?
Joe Phoenix > no i can take you..
Dracoknight > sure you can
Dracoknight > but i wont allow you
Dracoknight > c'mon joe, lets play some hide'n seek
Joe Phoenix > i really wrather just kill you
Dracoknight > But that is really mean
Dracoknight > I came here to play :(
Damien McCandless > Mr Phoenix, didn't anyone ever tell you killing is wrong?
Joe Phoenix > so do we, but your fucking stupid leader is trying to piss us off and in the process getting you killed,,,
Joe Phoenix > damien im a buddiest,,,
Dracoknight > Trying?
Dracoknight > it seems like he done it quite well
Joe Phoenix > yer in a way... he has pissed me off,,
Damien McCandless > Aren't Buddists pacifists?
Joe Phoenix > he has this ability to annoy people..
Dracoknight > Speak of the devil
Joe Phoenix > or the dickhead... the devil is far more then annoying,,,
Damien McCandless > and don't they believe in Karma so therefore anything that they do comes back on them?
Dracoknight > Cayne, Pheonix is being mean to us :(
Zedrik Cayne > /emote tsks.."Joe...why so angry?"
Joe Phoenix > i am an agent of karma :P
Joe Phoenix > stop pissing us off and come out and fight
Damien McCandless > does that make you exempt from it as a responsibilty then Mr Phoenix?
Zedrik Cayne > So you're ordering us around now? I swear, when did we come into the HYDRA RELOADED chain of command?
Dracoknight > Cayne, something ya didnt tell me? O_o
Joe Phoenix > ergh you pussy!
Joe Phoenix > stop fucking running
Dracoknight > we are not really running
Zedrik Cayne > What, you using an instant undock is good and noble...and I use one and I am a pussy?
Joe Phoenix > yes...
Joe Phoenix > because your running from a fight...
Dracoknight > Well, there wasnt a fight in the first place
Joe Phoenix > no because pussy dick over there ran off befor i could get a target lock..
Zedrik Cayne > Then you do what I had to do...mount 3 or 4 sensor boosters.
Dracoknight > well, you managed to lock me all the times so far, so whats the matter? you dont have range up to 45km ?
Joe Phoenix > scramblers dont do they?
Joe Phoenix > not much point in knocking the crap out of you just so you can run off....
Dracoknight > same about your shields
Dracoknight > How about getting out of docking range, i am sure you make quite the draft for the poor people inside
Joe Phoenix > i would have attacked you if you were a worthy target
Joe Phoenix > i was just sitting outside docking range for 5 minutes and you pussied off remember..
Dracoknight > Reloading and waiting for Drones to arrive?
Dracoknight > hmmmm, i rather take the title as a Coward than title as a bad Stealthbomber pilot ^^
Joe Phoenix > the fuck?
Joe Phoenix > ergh common im getting tired of sitting around here waiting for you to show your little faces so i can punch your lights out..
Zedrik Cayne > Try doing it for a whole month Joe :)
Zedrik Cayne > But some of us have the stamina to see that lenght of time through :)
Joe Phoenix > at this rate im going to have to..
Dracoknight > that sounds like my first merc job for a half year ago
Joe Phoenix > hiring mercs now zedrik... shame..
Joe Phoenix > i would say that bad practice... wouldn't you?
Zedrik Cayne > The war's expensive enough :)
Dracoknight > Ehem.... i am Ex-Merc mind you :P
Joe Phoenix > but hten again so is trolling the forum...
Zedrik Cayne > And no, hiring mercs is definitely reccomended.
Joe Phoenix > and pissing people off
Joe Phoenix > well honorable people go by a different set of rules.,,
Dracoknight > last time i heard that line he also wanted to get rid of EVE of every pirate in existance
Dracoknight > likes that ever going to happen
Damien McCandless > sorry about that, my phone rang
Joe Phoenix > ... your sentance structure sucks..
Damien McCandless > O.o
Zedrik Cayne > Mr. Pot..meet Mr. Kettle.
Joe Phoenix > and anyway.. how thick are you lissoning to this peace of shit...
Damien McCandless > Mr Phoenix, not meanign to be rude, but why is your spelling so poor? Is English a second language to you?
Joe Phoenix > he's the biggest wanker iv ever met
Dracoknight > English is a Third Language to me ^^
Joe Phoenix > simply deslexia..
Damien McCandless > That is quite untrue, as I have been diagnosed with dyslexia myself
Joe Phoenix > oh so im not dyslexic now?
Joe Phoenix > being diagnosed you will know that every case is different
Damien McCandless > Dyslexia, even ablphabetic dyslexia, does not cause one to mis-spell on the level I have seen you do. As I said, it was an observation, not a criticism
Joe Phoenix > well ofcourse not because alphabetical dyslexia is completely different..
Damien McCandless > Different from...?
Joe Phoenix > the deslexia i have..
Joe Phoenix > every case is unique
Joe Phoenix > there is no single one type
Damien McCandless > If it is not Alphabetic Dyslexia, it would not affect your ability to use language
Joe Phoenix > and besides its not a discorder.. more of a stumble forward
Damien McCandless > Such as, say for example Numeric Dyslexia, where numbers appear jumbled
Damien McCandless > Or Fitting Dyslexia where one fits too many of one module instead of useful ones
Dracoknight > "Horriblius At Keyboardias" is what i call your case
Joe Phoenix > or where number apear of of sequence.. or when they provoke different reaction...
Joe Phoenix > theres hundreds of meaning for numerical dyslexia...
Joe Phoenix > anyway back to the point
Damien McCandless > Precisely. However it is more I feel that you must type too quickly, or become emotional at your keyboard which provokes you to mis-spell so drastically
Dracoknight > lemme guess: us being cowards, Zed being a wanker, and you being the superhero of all time?
Joe Phoenix > why are you pissing your lives away obaying this fucktard
Zedrik Cayne > Hell...I'm not telling them what to do...
Zedrik Cayne > Doing what I say to do tends to get people killed :)
Dracoknight > its rather the other way around
Dracoknight > we are ordering him around
Damien McCandless > I suppose, Mr Phoenix we have not found a Leader of greater magnitude to follow or been given a better offer. Or we are just enjoying the freedom that following our Charters allows
Zedrik Cayne > (Occasionally even the enemy...) But I digress.
Joe Phoenix > yer, i imagine..
Joe Phoenix > so you all run around pissing off corps who disagree with you?
Damien McCandless > Well I am actually looking for a way to travel make to my home dimension
Damien McCandless > *back
Dracoknight > i have already docked up and been playing EVE Hold Em
Zedrik Cayne > I signed up for that...any good?
Dracoknight > i lost 10mills last time :S
Dracoknight > its reliable
Dracoknight > and they are quite true to their reputation, no scam, no shit, no nothing
Joe Phoenix > ergh im out of here, see you later fucktard... and draco and damien
And he leaves chat...ten minutes later:
we got a situation in jita.. we have a numbe of our enemies active in and around that system. iv launched 2 attacks on them with success.
Can all military pilots please move to or around jita with there combat ships ready for action so we can deal with these people.
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