Well, Joe's gone and joined an alliance (er..allice) ...HYDRA RELOADED.. (HYDRA WILL PROVAIL)
So, I log in...and *bing* here's Joe.
Joe Phoenix > evening
Joe Phoenix > zedrik?
Zedrik Cayne > Sorry, afk ish..what can I do for you today Joe?
Joe Phoenix > so im guessing this war will be coming to a close soon..
Zedrik Cayne > Why?
Joe Phoenix > im guessing you can't afford to send 50m a week..
Zedrik Cayne > 150 mil.
Joe Phoenix > 150m even..
Zedrik Cayne > They've got a couple wars on other than ours.
Zedrik Cayne > Or at least so said the bill :)
Joe Phoenix > yer our wars...
Joe Phoenix > so it will be ending... i presume
Zedrik Cayne > Not for a while.
Joe Phoenix > yes?
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse... then why is it that your no longer camping jita?
Joe Phoenix > iv been sitting out there recruiting all day and had no problems from you
Zedrik Cayne > I noticed your new guy already :)
Zedrik Cayne > And I've not been online all day.
Zedrik Cayne > Some of us do have a semblance of lives and are about 3 hours behind you.
Joe Phoenix > so youv been online all day... yet youv not been camping jita..
Zedrik Cayne > Joe, what part of 'not been online all day' escaped you?
Joe Phoenix > or is it that youv realised youv lost and cant accept it?
And...I disconnect...this will be a recurring theme...
Joe Phoenix > so anyway like i was saying
Joe Phoenix > you seem to have given up
Zedrik Cayne > What part of 'the war's not ending' and 'I've not been online all day' seems to have escaped you Joe?
Joe Phoenix > then why arn't you at jita now?
Zedrik Cayne > I'm docked right here.
Joe Phoenix > ok.. let me refrais that
Joe Phoenix > why arn't you camping jita
Zedrik Cayne > For the same reason you wouldn't undock while I was camping you in.
Joe Phoenix > ahh the sweet smell of fear...
Joe Phoenix > hahahah i can almost taste it...
And, then in local.
Joe Phoenix > could i have everyones attention PLEASE
Zedrik Cayne > This aught to be good :)
Joe Phoenix > if your interest in buying any exapnded cargohold modules i have over 150 of the in stock..
Joe Phoenix > OH
Joe Phoenix > and zedriks a trolling pussy
And, another disconnect.
Zedrik Cayne > Ahem..sorry about that..been having issues.
Joe Phoenix > could you fix your fucking computer
Joe Phoenix > come out and face me
Zedrik Cayne > Let's see.....not right now.
Joe Phoenix > hahaha oh zedrik your fear is soo tastie
Joe Phoenix > im loving this
Keelick. Disconnect.
Joe Phoenix > withdraw the war dec
Zedrik Cayne > Um...no.
And, another disconnect...let's restart all the modems and routers between me and the outside world. No more Joe though.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
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I'd call joe retarded except I've meet actual retarded people who are smarter.
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ReplyDeleteAh, Zedrik, you brighten my day.
ReplyDeleteI want to join Joe's corp now just to get a couple fights with you, and experience the lulz/fail that is the Joe Show.