What happens when you find the secondary corporation.

So, I log in and find myself face to face with..someone new...

Zedrik Cayne > What can I do for you?
Ace Greywolf > o7 i might have some nice info for you,since my corp is at war with Joe too
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, what have you heard?
Ace Greywolf > if you didnt know allready theres a corp called intergalactic commonwealth, which members seems to be all ex imperial commonwealth guys
Zedrik Cayne > Oh, I didn't know this...interesting.
Ace Greywolf > ive been sitting cloaked in new caldari system where there hq is too as have the Joes company
Zedrik Cayne > Intergalactic commonwealth
Zedrik Cayne > Hmmmm.
Ace Greywolf > and watching them move around in badgers etc
Zedrik Cayne > Orco Rendell...
Zedrik Cayne > Leader of the Commonwealth Tribunal.
Ace Greywolf > sitting in Jita gate ,yeah orco rendell
Zedrik Cayne > Sounds like someone...I might want to chat with.
Zedrik Cayne > /emote starts the vote...
Ace Greywolf > just wanted you to know!  well be deccing them too
Ace Greywolf > i wanted to start convo with orco but thought inform you ,cause they dont know that we know
Ace Greywolf > it has to be joe
Zedrik Cayne grins, "Let's see..."
Ace Greywolf > lol
Zedrik Cayne > Not online.
Ace Greywolf > he was bout ten minutes ago
Zedrik Cayne > Nah, showing a bright burning red..but Joe is on line :)
Zedrik Cayne > Let's rattle his cage.
Ace Greywolf > joe is yah, and im one jump away from jita, thats where he was a sec ago
Ace Greywolf > theres one member of intergalactic in new caldari atm ,online Belogarn
Ace Greywolf > lol just offlined... hmm i think there joes alts,atleast seems that way
Ace Greywolf > how stupid can this guy be? lol
Zedrik Cayne > If you don't mind...I'd like to give credit where credit is due and name you and or your corp as the discovererers of this interesting information.
Zedrik Cayne > If you do mind...I'll keep your name out of it :)
Ace Greywolf > no problems you can do that! dont mind!
Ace Greywolf > just proved myself that cov ops is the way to go lol
Zedrik Cayne > Yes, covops...rules.
Zedrik Cayne > You can kill a surprising amount of stuff in a combat helios :)
Ace Greywolf > ill be hauling stealth bombers this way! and then lets rumbble lol, anyways your corp is set to blue for Greywolves so we can see when friendlies are around!
Ace Greywolf > sneaky dude this Joe but plain stupid, why did he start new corp with almost same name and ideas.... thats jus plain dumb

So, let's start a conversation with Joe, shall we?

Zedrik Cayne > I understand that a fair number of your former corpmates have joined up in a corporation.
Zedrik Cayne > Intergalactic COmmonwealth
Joe Phoenix > about 3
Joe Phoenix > why you ask?
Joe Phoenix > there a secondary corp
Zedrik Cayne > This is looking suspiciously like an alt corp, and while not a bad idea...should not have been named so closely to Imperial Commonwealth.
Zedrik Cayne > I may not have noticed them otherwise.
Joe Phoenix > i do not lead it
Zedrik Cayne somehow doubts that you have no influence over them.
Joe Phoenix > it is not an alt corp
Zedrik Cayne > I'll determine that as soon as the investigation into them starts.
Zedrik Cayne > Should be about 48 hours.
Joe Phoenix > your a joke zedrik
Joe Phoenix > not only are you attacking me
Joe Phoenix > your attacking my mates
Zedrik Cayne > Why, yes. You see, that is how this works.
Joe Phoenix > your sence of supiriority is sickening
Zedrik Cayne > Now, would you save your mates some pain?
Joe Phoenix > oh you think your going to get at me through them?
Zedrik Cayne > Because, to tell the truth, I am not the one who discovered this connection. And there is probably at least one wardec incoming that isn't mine.
Zedrik Cayne > Why yes Joe...its called 'extortion'.
Joe Phoenix > if there to week to servive then they don't deserve to servive
Joe Phoenix > but
Joe Phoenix > attack them, il start fighting a war with you
Zedrik Cayne > Joe, you have shown multiple times that you can't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Joe Phoenix > that corps under our protection
Joe Phoenix > oh what when you skank me?
Joe Phoenix > yer thats the idea of skanking zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > I don't know...there was this one time in Jita. A 2xWCS fitted drake?
Joe Phoenix > because i exspected to get skanked
Joe Phoenix > by you, probably
Joe Phoenix > and i did
Joe Phoenix > even though you promised a 1v1
Joe Phoenix > but no
Joe Phoenix > the mighty zedrik is to good to keep his word
Zedrik Cayne > Funny, Farfury isn't me.
Zedrik Cayne > I didn't know you were paying him to PvP.

I'm having connection issues at this point...so I disconnect and reconnect:

Joe Phoenix > you have 2 minutes
Joe Phoenix > what do you want
Zedrik Cayne > Your resignation as a CEO.
Zedrik Cayne > You do that, and I leave it all alone.
Joe Phoenix > you very determined arn't you
Zedrik Cayne > Relatively.

And..disconnect again.

Zedrik Cayne > Again, apologies for disconnecting...but yes..I am relatively determined.
Joe Phoenix > so your going to go and dig up all kinds of crap about occa
Zedrik Cayne > Depends on how reasonable they are.
Joe Phoenix > and then make up aload of shit
Joe Phoenix > reasonable as in
Joe Phoenix > melt your corp or else...
Zedrik Cayne > I've not made a single thing up Joe. All the chatlogs I've put up are real, and unedited.
Zedrik Cayne > No, not melt your corp...*you* step down.
Zedrik Cayne > Heck, even stay on. But with someone else at the helm.
Joe Phoenix > your a sad... sad little man
Joe Phoenix > to think your missing your daughters life just to do this
Joe Phoenix > thats actuelly upsetting to think
Joe Phoenix > about
Joe Phoenix > why don't you go and do somthing with her
Joe Phoenix > she won't be young for long
Joe Phoenix > instead of dedicating time to me, a random stranger youv met over the internet
Joe Phoenix > imagine if  somthing happened to you tommorowhow is sh
Joe Phoenix > how is she going to remember you?
Joe Phoenix > that man who sat on the computer all day?
Zedrik Cayne > Sorry, was just up changing Naomi.
Zedrik Cayne > My, how very judgemental of you.
Joe Phoenix > hmmm sure you were
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate. You know my price for making all this stop.
Joe Phoenix > and i bet you didn't even take it in, just thought about how many hits you could get with this convo on the forum
Joe Phoenix > hell i bet your uploading it to the forum right now
Zedrik Cayne > I usually wait until the conversatoin is actually done.
Joe Phoenix > im not angry at you zedrik.... i pitty you
Joe Phoenix > its a sad set of surcomstances that make a man retreat into VR
Zedrik Cayne > Why thank you for your pity. I'm not sure I actually need it.
Joe Phoenix > im guessing..... some kind of trormatic childhood
Joe Phoenix > bullied at school?
Joe Phoenix > probably...
Joe Phoenix > over eats?... probably
Joe Phoenix > in an attempt to become happy
Zedrik Cayne > Do we need a couch in here?
Joe Phoenix > and judging by your wife and the crap you feed your daughter... id imagine thats true
Joe Phoenix > jello.... really
Joe Phoenix > you know how messed up that stuff is right?
Zedrik Cayne > No, why don't you tell me?

This time Joe Disconnects...but apparently he started telling me about jello....

Joe Phoenix > the E numbers disrupt DNA and RNA production resulting in flaws being transfered to the ribosomes, rough endoplasmic reticulum and smooth endoplasmic reticulum resulting in flaws within the protiens they produce. it also inturupts RNA transaction result
Joe Phoenix > in flaws being developed at the base level of DNA resulting in cancers and other ilnesses
Zedrik Cayne > So, jell-o destroys DNA and creates cancer?
Joe Phoenix > along with most e-numbers and addatives
Zedrik Cayne > Riiiiiiight...
Joe Phoenix > most people can destroy cancerious cells at a basic level
Joe Phoenix > for example you probably have..... 100-2000 cancerous cells at any one time
Joe Phoenix > most of the time you kill them off befor they reach the state of defusion (when there to big for oxygen to defuse into the tuma and they have to foul the body into creating blood vessels to supply it with oxygen).
Joe Phoenix > however young people have not got a very health defence
Joe Phoenix > not disimular to mice
Joe Phoenix > 95% of all mice die of a form of cancer befor they die of natural causes

And another disconnect..but wait..there's more!

Zedrik Cayne > Ah....very annoying.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not sure where you get your science from Joe. Must be some amsuing tin-foil-hat site.
Joe Phoenix > or maybe medical collage
Joe Phoenix > trust me iv worked at the cancer centre of the john radcliff hospital in oxford
Zedrik Cayne > And Jello causes cancer.
Zedrik Cayne > I'm sorry, your appeal to authority fails...because of that assertion :)
Joe Phoenix > yes it does cause cancer
Joe Phoenix > along with every other fast food artophishally produced food on the market
Zedrik Cayne > I'm sorry Joe...you are either the best troll...like ever...or quite possibly the dumbest man alive.
Joe Phoenix > and its called jelly
Joe Phoenix > don't believe me, feed your daughtor crap, i don't care
Zedrik Cayne > If you didn't care...why did you bring it up?
Joe Phoenix > i thought you might
Joe Phoenix > bannana's are good though.... :P
Joe Phoenix > < vegitarian
Zedrik Cayne > So, lack of eating meat obviously causes delusions then?
Joe Phoenix > delusions?
Zedrik Cayne > That you're a good leader and ceo.
Joe Phoenix > right ofcourse
Joe Phoenix > well im still here arn't i?
Joe Phoenix > been trying for 2... 3 weeks now
Joe Phoenix > and your still at square one
Joe Phoenix > thus...
Joe Phoenix > you would be the crap leader
Joe Phoenix > and i would be the victor
Zedrik Cayne > I'm afraid that by no metric available to man, are you a victor :).

And..another...

Joe Phoenix > well you haven't won
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate. You can tell your mates that they can expect declarations of war.
Joe Phoenix > making me the victor by defult
Zedrik Cayne > See..there's that delusion that you seem to be suffering from.
Zedrik Cayne > I've known many vegetarians and vegans...so I'm pretty sure its not your diet.
Joe Phoenix > and you seems to think i care about orca
Zedrik Cayne > You said that you'd start to 'fight' once I started attacking them....so you must.
Joe Phoenix > simply being the good guy
Zedrik Cayne > Right.
Joe Phoenix > defending the defensless
Zedrik Cayne > Joe, you can't defend yourself.
Zedrik Cayne > Your corpmates.
Joe Phoenix > well if that was true
Joe Phoenix > i wouldn't still be around
Joe Phoenix > would i
Joe Phoenix > no
Zedrik Cayne > No, you're still around because there is no mechanic available in game to force you out.
Zedrik Cayne > And you don't seem to care about the welfare of your corpmates. Or your friends, enough to make their lives easier by stepping down.
Joe Phoenix > or you can't break me
Joe Phoenix > admit it zedrik
Joe Phoenix > im inbrakable
Joe Phoenix > and so are my corp members
Zedrik Cayne > Well...if you refuse to step down, despite the fact that your corp is relatively open season.
Zedrik Cayne > Then I suppose you are.

Another disconnect..

Joe Phoenix > zedrik i really just want you to understand that you cannot break us, ever...
Zedrik Cayne > Ahem..as I was saying.

And yet one more. And this time, my connection goes down for the count.

So, looks like another target for investigation. And Joe will come out *swinging* to defend it.