More Joe Show...Local Version in Jita!

So, Joe logs in...and the Joe Show continues:

Zedrik Cayne > Hello Joe.
Joe Phoenix > i am genuenly amazed
Zedrik Cayne > /emote has had a nice chat with Orco :)
Joe Phoenix > you'v staked this system out all day?
Zedrik Cayne > I've been out and about.
Joe Phoenix > right
Joe Phoenix > so a nice chat...
Zedrik Cayne > But yes, I'm currently camping the undock.
Joe Phoenix > i find that hard to believe... considering u were involved
Zedrik Cayne > You could ask Orco himself..but I think he's not very pleased with you calling his corp a 'secondary'.
Joe Phoenix > erm,,,, its not a secondary
Zedrik Cayne > You said it was.
Joe Phoenix > i told you that last night you fucking goon
Zedrik Cayne > You said it wasn't an alt corp.
Zedrik Cayne > You called it a secondary.
Zedrik Cayne > And Orco did not appreciate that at all.
Joe Phoenix > its not a secondary
Joe Phoenix > its not an alt
Joe Phoenix > stop fucking lieing through your teeth
Zedrik Cayne > About you calling it a secondary corp...or about Orco's reaction to it?
Joe Phoenix > i never called it a "secondary" corp
Joe Phoenix > your so fucking boring zedrik... seriously
Joe Phoenix > can you not enterain yourself in other ways?

And I copy and paste from our previous conversation where...he called them a secondary corp :)

Zedrik Cayne > Sound familiar?
Joe Phoenix > sounds like a load of bollucks
Zedrik Cayne > Came straight from your mouth.
Joe Phoenix > came straight from your ars more like
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate..they've agreed to change the corporate name and move away.
Zedrik Cayne > Very reasonable.
Joe Phoenix > i have no time for your childish games zedrik
Joe Phoenix > so thats it, you go in there tell them what to do and there ment to do it?
Joe Phoenix > doesn't sound very reasonable to me.
Joe Phoenix > you talk out of your arse crack zedrik
Joe Phoenix > and i have no time for liers
Zedrik Cayne > They were very reasonable about the whole thing. Realize that if they had chosen a less similar corp name, nobody would probably have noticed.
Zedrik Cayne > Or if they had moved a bit further away.

And Joe leaves the conversation...only to open another one up:

Joe Phoenix > different issue
Zedrik Cayne > Yes?
Joe Phoenix > go onto chat
Joe Phoenix > guy called sigus rhien is going againest "good practise", thought you might be interested
Zedrik Cayne > I'm not done with my current workload Joe.
Joe Phoenix > well im making a formal complaint
Joe Phoenix > and your job is to follow it up
Zedrik Cayne > Somehow..I don't think you get how this works Joe.
Zedrik Cayne > I am not a public servant.
Joe Phoenix > your a twat
Joe Phoenix > thats what you are
Zedrik Cayne > You see Joe..its statements like that. That just make me want to continue.
Joe Phoenix > coninue then
Joe Phoenix > see if i care
Zedrik Cayne > Is your clone up to date now?

At which point..he leaves..but, I start to pay attention to Local....and as with all local chats in Jita..this one is heavily spam-edited:

TL;DR: Joe tries to smack in local...Fails...gets smacked back. But this one is long...you were warned:

Sigus Rhien > wts 21 plexes
Kobia shamaru > Please send me any amount of isk. I will not double it... I will not send it back... I will in fact keep it for myself and send thanks for the gift. ....Honesty matters....
Kobia shamaru > Please send me any amount of isk. I will not double it... I will not send it back... I will in fact keep it for myself and send thanks for the gift. ....Honesty matters....
Sigus Rhien > shut up kobia
Sigus Rhien > you suck
Miss Tigerlilly > shut up sigus
Miss Tigerlilly > you suck
Buy Now > get a room
Smeetherson > I gotta say, Kobia is pretty much the coolest kid in jita
Thanatomania > room for rent convo me
Miss Tigerlilly > wts Raven Navy Issuer 450mil convo
Sigus Rhien > miss the way you play eve is laughable
Buy Now > lolz
Kobia shamaru > gravitationally inept... thank you for the gift of money!
Sigus Rhien > you are the worst players in the game
Sigus Rhien > shut up kobia
Buy Now > welcome to jita
Miss Tigerlilly > wts Raven Navy Issuer 450mil convo
Buy Now > all the worst players hang here
Kobia shamaru > Sigus Rhien.... Fuck you!
Kobia shamaru > Block me!
Sigus Rhien > you got nothing kobia
Ensidious > anything for sale here?
Kobia shamaru > Sigus moms for sale.
Sigus Rhien > fat cow for sale - kobia
Kobia shamaru > Why so hostile Sigus?
Sigus Rhien > whats the difference between kobia and a functional person?
Miss Tigerlilly > he wants your balls most likely
Buy Now > sigus get a room already .. your ghey antix are proving you're a tard
Sigus Rhien > a fuctional person doesnt suck 24 hours a day
Miss Tigerlilly > ahhhh his smack its.......so bad
Kobia shamaru > Init. What a dick.
Sigus Rhien > this is my jita and get the fuck out
Kobia shamaru > Smack me some more Sigus.
Miss Tigerlilly > smack her harder!
Miss Tigerlilly > harder!
Kobia shamaru > Oh yeah!
Miss Tigerlilly > lol
Kobia shamaru > Baby!
Sigus Rhien > you people are a scab on the face of eve
Buy Now > if you don't like jita.. I'm sure you know where the gates are
Kobia shamaru > What would that make you?
Sigus Rhien > the sooner you are destroyed the faster i can get alone to cleansing this godforsaken galaxy
Sigus Rhien > i am god
Buy Now > isn't that eve's charm?
Sigus Rhien > kobia your the first to go get out of jita and never come back
Kobia shamaru > Please send me any amount of isk. I will not double it... I will not send it back... I will in fact keep it for myself and send thanks for the gift. ....Honesty matters....
Joe Phoenix > sigus shut the fuck up
Kobia shamaru > What? You think i'm gonna leave just cos you said so?
Sigus Rhien > what ya gonna do about it?
Sigus Rhien > yes
Kobia shamaru > You're wrong.
Joe Phoenix > get you chucked out of your corp...

And this is about where Joe convo'd me and told me about Sigus...So, I'm now his personal annoyance missle?

Sigus Rhien > no you wont
Joe Phoenix > wanna bet?
Sigus Rhien > yep
Sigus Rhien > kobia get the fuck out now. or so help me
Smeetherson > Dude
Joe Phoenix > i cba to send the mail
Smeetherson > if you can get him kicked out.
Smeetherson > Do it.
Smeetherson > I would laugh so fucking hard.
Sigus Rhien > smeetherson shut the fuck up
Smeetherson > I don't think I will, thank you.
Sigus Rhien > know one is talking to you
Kobia shamaru > Or so help you what? What you gonna do little boy?
Smeetherson > 'know one is talking to you'
laaal > Stabber Fleet Issue
Buy Now > who is it?
Smeetherson > That was great.
Lady Cazana > im gonna cry
Miss Tigerlilly > a jitard he is
Smeetherson > Who is talking to me, then?
Lady Cazana > all this hate
Smeetherson > Who si this 'one' person?
Smeetherson > is* lol
cardboardceo > Jitard
cardboardceo > LOL
cardboardceo > hahahaha
cardboardceo > nice
Sigus Rhien > lady cazana shut up
laaal > Omen Navy Issue
iuseta beachick > [Caldari Navy Cruise Missile Launcher X6]
Miss Tigerlilly > another jitard emerges out of the shadows...
Lady Cazana > :(((
RuckaRucka Ali > Megathron Navy Issue
Smeetherson > truth
Sigus Rhien > who the fuck do you think you are cardboard ice
Miss Tigerlilly > OH GOD IM SURROUNDED BY JITARDS!!!
Miss Tigerlilly > THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Lady Cazana > im a jitard
Lady Cazana > !!
cardboardceo > orginal
sniperNZSAS > jitard rofl
Sigus Rhien > missy you have no permission to speak
Joe Phoenix > jitards lol
Kobia shamaru > Sigus just came second the biggest looser competition.
Smeetherson > Stabber Fleet Issue - corp moved to lowsec, selling corp assets before I get negative sec status...60m isk to first person to open a trade with me...
Joe Phoenix > whos the resident cyco with a god complex?
Miss Tigerlilly > I speak when I fart
Sigus Rhien > looser?
Buy Now > it's not hate .. I come here to study humanities lowest common denominators
Kobia shamaru > He would have come first if he wasn't such a looser.
Sigus Rhien > nice speeling arsehat
Sigus Rhien > you tell me
Sigus Rhien > now shut the fuck up
Smeetherson > People who can't type when they type SLOW can't insult those that typo.
Smeetherson > Also, bad troll is bad.
Buy Now > sigh I <3 retards
Sigus Rhien > smeetherson your comments are rediculas
sniperNZSAS > Ethugs - coz giving shit in person is just dangerous..
Sigus Rhien > cerrydwin this party is invite only get the fuck out
Miss Tigerlilly > kobia spot me 5k I need to make a contract
Miss Tigerlilly > i ask you because you're nice :)
Kobia shamaru > sure
Joe Phoenix > sigus just how pissed would your CEO be if you got a war dec for mouthing off like this?
Zedrik Cayne > Joe...
Sigus Rhien > you tell me joe
Joe Phoenix > very
Sigus Rhien > you got nothing to back yourself up
Buy Now > omg you swore.. is that becuase your getting peeved.. answer honestly remember this is for science
Joe Phoenix > id imagine
Zedrik Cayne > Sigus: He's trying to get you 'noticed' by me.
Pricecheck Lagville > oooh, more joe drama in local
Zedrik Cayne > There's been a few updates to the Joe Show.
Zedrik Cayne > Speaking of which...
Joe Phoenix > zedrik nobody cares
Sigus Rhien > the only thing kobia rocks is my cock
Joe Phoenix > wow easy sigus
Zedrik Cayne > Corpse: Own a piece of the Joe Show! Now with 250k SP Loss!

Yes...I have joe's corpse...yes, its on auction :)...own a piece of the joe show now!

Miss Tigerlilly > who knew you could rock something that small
Kobia shamaru > lol
Joe Phoenix > little kids might be playing
Sigus Rhien > shut up joe
Kobia shamaru > Thought it was a pea.
Sigus Rhien > noone wants to hear your empty threats
Sigus Rhien > joe suck my balls
Joe Phoenix > he'd wrip them off i he was in that position
t l > sigus if you balls need man love then you might wanna check with your dad
Kobia shamaru > lol
Joe Phoenix > OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Sigus Rhien > wtf are you losers on
Sigus Rhien > kobia why are you laughing you retard
Miss Tigerlilly > duh
t l > jitardsa are always like this
Joe Phoenix > sigus got SERVED
Kobia shamaru > I'm laughing 'at' you!
Sigus Rhien > shut up
Sigus Rhien > and speak when spoken to
Buy Now > lolz
Smeetherson > Stabber Fleet Issue - corp moved to lowsec, selling corp assets before I get negative sec status...60m isk to first person to open a trade with me...
Kobia shamaru > Is that akl you can say?
Kobia shamaru > *all
Sigus Rhien > i can also say kobia like the cock
Joe Phoenix > is that what your dad said befor you swollowed his dick?
Kobia shamaru > Thought i should correct that... you might not have figured it out.
Buy Now > sigus.. this is what is called a computer game .. it's not meant to raise your blood pressure
Sigus Rhien > joe dont bring your farther issues into this
Sigus Rhien > just because you were harrased by your dad doesnt mean you should tell everyone in jita
Kobia shamaru > What's that Sigus? Your old man fucked you?
Joe Phoenix > ok oyu need to work out the direction of convo here sigus
Kobia shamaru > Well that explains alot.
Sera Ryskin > Joe, who said you were allowed to talk in local?
Sigus Rhien > yeh joe
Sigus Rhien > get the fuck out of my local
Joe Phoenix > oh hey sera!!!
Sera Ryskin > Shouldn't you be failing more at PvP?
t l > sera dont you have some kill mails to fake
Sigus Rhien > oh buuuuuuuurned
Joe Phoenix > yer sera?
Zedrik Cayne > Got his pod earlier today Sera...you want it?
Sera Ryskin > Nah, my war decs aren't active yet.
Kobia shamaru > Hey Sigus.
Sera Ryskin > I got his corpse with the carrier though.
Sigus Rhien > joe is the worst pvp pilot in the game
Sera Ryskin > Moron didn't even bother warping out for two smartbomb cycles.
Zedrik Cayne > Corpse: Own a piece of the Joe Show (tm). Now with 250k sp lost!
Zedrik Cayne > Yes, but he apparently didn't update his clone before I got him today.
Joe Phoenix > erm numb nuts, i couldn't... you had me scrambled...
Kobia shamaru > Hey Sigus.
Sigus Rhien > kobia did i mention how attracitve you look in this lighting
Sera Ryskin > Hint to the clueless: have you ever seen the lock time on a carrier vs. a pod?
Sera Ryskin > By the time I could scram your pod, we'd have both died of old age!
Joe Phoenix > you had a tackler you lieing fuck
Sera Ryskin > Hint to the clueless: I didn't tackle your pod, at all.
Sigus Rhien > joe you are pathetic
Sera Ryskin > I just smartbombed it.
Joe Phoenix > yer zedrik i said fuck
Joe Phoenix > see if i care
Sera Ryskin > You were too stupid to warp out.
Sigus Rhien > joe is a bit thisck skulled
Joe Phoenix > sera you understand the consept of scrambling right
Sera Ryskin > Yes.
Joe Phoenix > good
Sera Ryskin > You understand the concept of "my alt did not have you warp scrambled", right?
Sigus Rhien > the cocks been pushing up against his brain from all the head hes been givin
Sera Ryskin > You understand the concept of "your pod was not scrambled in any way", right?
Sera Ryskin > Read the damn killmail.
Joe Phoenix > sera you obveasly understand the consept of bullshitting
Sigus Rhien > joe is pathetic
Sera Ryskin > Sera does not appear on your pod mail, Merin does.
Joe Phoenix > sigus shut the fuck up
Kobia shamaru > Hey Sigus.
Sera Ryskin > YOu were not warp scrambled at all, you were just too stupid to warp out before you got podded.
Sigus Rhien > joe go suck on some cock
Kobia shamaru > Hey Sigus.
Sigus Rhien > hey kobia i think your deals are great
t l > not offering up your own this time sigus?
Joe Phoenix > yer sera because thats what you do in a pod.... hang around
Sera Ryskin > If you're Joe Phoenix it is.
Sigus Rhien > lol joe you suck
Sera Ryskin > Read the damn killmail.
Sigus Rhien > WORST PVP PILOT EVER!
Sera Ryskin > Sera Ryskin does not appear on the podmail.
Sera Ryskin > Merin Ryskin, flying a carrier, does.
Sera Ryskin > You stuck around for two smartbomb cycles while I podded you.
Sigus Rhien > hey kobia, i think your really great and all but i think we should start seeing other people
Joe Phoenix > guys iv gtg but you just enjoy your own little loser lest (exsept TL, you rock :P)
Zedrik Cayne > /emote sells popcorn :)
Smeetherson > Guys, you're thinking of SCUM when you say 'worst pvp'
Sera Ryskin > Yeah, run from your shame in local.
Buy Now > can you take it to private convo... jata's all full up with manlove already
Sigus Rhien > no i am thinking of joe
Zedrik Cayne > No Smeetherson...I swear...Joe is the absolute worst.
Smeetherson > I'm pretty sure SCUM is worse.
Sigus Rhien > yeh joe is woefull
Smeetherson > it's an alliance protip
Goddess Alexi > Oh dear, Joe Phoenix in genreal, pause this til Ig et popcorn
Buy Now > it's gone bad
Sigus Rhien > joe says "i like to pvp in my orca'
Zedrik Cayne > He's disconnected :)
Sera Ryskin > Sadly he just logged.
Goddess Alexi > awwww
t l > its ok
t l > im here to take your abuse in his stead

And but does Joe come back..YES!

Sera Ryskin > Oh hi Joe, back again?
Sera Ryskin > That was fast.
Sigus Rhien > lol joe
t l > you must have a hard on for the guy
Sigus Rhien > joe is a big joke
Sera Ryskin > Did you forget to get your freighter-load full of WCS before you left?
Joe Phoenix > guess whos back
Sigus Rhien > joe sucks the balls
Todd Jaeger > its like walking home and saying "hey hunny i diddnt just fuck your best friend"
Joe Phoenix > wow sigus!!!! intelligent comment!!
Joe Phoenix > everyone sigus said balls!!!
Joe Phoenix > :O
Joe Phoenix > woooow
Joe Phoenix > amazing
Sigus Rhien > joe you are the worst pilot in eve
Sera Ryskin > Yes, balls, the thing you don't have.
t l > no
Sigus Rhien > so shut the fuck up
Joe Phoenix > oh im going to cry
Joe Phoenix > he
Sigus Rhien > you wish you had balls joe
Joe Phoenix > *sniff*
Joe Phoenix > reall
Joe Phoenix > hurt
Sera Ryskin > Joe doesn't fly Caldari anymore.
Joe Phoenix > *sniff*
Joe Phoenix > my feelings...
Sera Ryskin > He's training for an Armageddon so he can fit 8x WCS.
Sigus Rhien > lol
Sigus Rhien > joe you are so pathetic
Joe Phoenix > HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Joe Phoenix > funny dicks arn't you
Kobia shamaru > Look who's talking.
Joe Phoenix > sigus your the cunt whos just sitting there going
Joe Phoenix > twat
Joe Phoenix > cunt
Sigus Rhien > i could teach you a thing or 2 about fitting a ship
Alathus Christensen > Jow Phoenix used to spam me with conversation requests when I was docked. I guess that makes me famous by assosciation.
Joe Phoenix > wanker
Joe Phoenix > tosser
Joe Phoenix > really isn't clever
Sera Ryskin > Can we hear the one about how if you play EVE you are abusing your children?
Joe Phoenix > just make yourself look like a cunt
Sigus Rhien > lol joes got nothing
Joe Phoenix > and sera shut the fuck up!
t l > just because you can load up someone elses battleclinic load out doesnt make you an expert ship fitter
Joe Phoenix > nobody cares
Tokusi > I dont have kids lols
Joe Phoenix > exactl tl
Joe Phoenix > just annoying
Sigus Rhien > joe your are an arsehat
Joe Phoenix > arsehat...
Joe Phoenix > i can think of
Sera Ryskin > Nah, Zedrik does.
Sera Ryskin > But apparently he's abusing them by playing EVE instead of taking care of them 24/7.
Sera Ryskin > Or so Joe believes.
Joe Phoenix > what... troll and annoy ppl?
Sigus Rhien > what are the 5 things joe
Sigus Rhien > you are to retarded to think of 2
Joe Phoenix > you wanna list?
Sigus Rhien > derrrr..
Sigus Rhien > you idiot
Joe Phoenix > 1, nobody would ever use the arse for a hat
Sigus Rhien > why did i aks for the the 5 things then
Joe Phoenix > 2, nobody has every insurted there head up there own arse, with the acception of zedrik
Bolsug Naicon > oh this is rich
ASTEROIDWORM > whats going on?
Goddess Alexi > Inc 2nd grade list.
t l > lol
Pricecheck Lagville > its the joeshow
Sera Ryskin > The word you're looking for is "inserted".
Pricecheck Lagville > quite amusing tonight actually
Sera Ryskin > You should know, considering how often you do it.
Joe Phoenix > 3, nobody has ever been called an arsehate, making it a pointless insult
Bolsug Naicon > lol
Sigus Rhien > joe i dont think you understand. YOU ARE THE ARSEHAT
Kobia shamaru > New argument for birth control..... Sigus Rhien.
Joe Phoenix > 4, why would an arse require a hat?
Goddess Alexi > arse is a quite common term in some countries.
Sigus Rhien > kobia shut your mouth "arround my cock"
Sera Ryskin > ....
Joe Phoenix > 5, why would you want to wear a hat made out of arse....
Kobia shamaru > I can't find it.
Sera Ryskin > Did he really just demand an explanation for the term "assshat?"
Goddess Alexi > Terrible list
Sera Ryskin > Joe, are you honestly this stupid?
Kobia shamaru > Is it behind your only hair?
t l > sigus shut your ass around my cock
Sigus Rhien > joe 4 is the same as 1 you idiot
Joe Phoenix > 6, why is being an arsehat be a derogatery term?
Goddess Alexi > wow t l doesnt hide it either
Sigus Rhien > lol joe you are so stupid
Joe Phoenix > and an ass hat emplies youv made a hate out of a donkey...
Joe Phoenix > slightly diserbing
Sera Ryskin > 7) Why does Joe have such an obsession with other peoples' arses?
Joe Phoenix > and not offensive
Sigus Rhien > that list was the worst list i have ever seen
t l > that was awesome joe
Joe Phoenix > you rate lists?
Sigus Rhien > 8) joe is an arse cowboy
t l > A+++
Joe Phoenix > TL this shopping lost sucks!!! i only give it a 3/10
Joe Phoenix > but these tv listing, WOW
Joe Phoenix > i give them a 8/10
Joe Phoenix > fucking stupid sigus
Sera Ryskin > Joe, were you dropped on your head as a child?
Sigus Rhien > i think he was
Goddess Alexi > multiple times?
Sera Ryskin > Or were your parents so repulsed by you that they beat your head in with a hammer?
Joe Phoenix > did your head ever come out of your mummers pussy?
Sigus Rhien > hes mom must of done alot of weed while she was pregnant
Goddess Alexi > I think everyones did
Joe Phoenix > or did you hit it when you were bungy jumping on the abilical cord for the last 4 months of pregnancy?
Sera Ryskin > WTF is an abilical cord?
Goddess Alexi > Umbilical?
Sigus Rhien > joe is retarded
Joe Phoenix > oh dear....
Joe Phoenix > OH DEAR
Joe Phoenix > who the fuck doesnt no what an ambilical cord is
Sera Ryskin > WTF.
Goddess Alexi > lol
t l > lol
Sigus Rhien > learn to spell joe.
Sera Ryskin > Dear god.
Joe Phoenix > what a fucking goon!
Securitas Protector > Joe Phoenix, please shut up.
Sera Ryskin > This is just priceless.
Goddess Alexi > Are you really this retarded
t l > dont worry about it joe
Securitas Protector > I would wardec you right now, but I'm in an alliance.
t l > some ppl never get it
t l > make your own corp secuitas
Joe Phoenix > should i explain it in laymans terms tl?
Sigus Rhien > joe its not your fault your retarded
Securitas Protector > This is my own corp.
t l > if you are such a tough guy
Sigus Rhien > just get the fuck of eve
Sera Ryskin > How about learning to spell it before you try to explain it?
Securitas Protector > <3 sera's campaign
Securitas Protector > on the joe show
Joe Phoenix > funny sera
Joe Phoenix > guy made a typo!!
t l > ill war dec you all...and your little dog too
Joe Phoenix > OMG
Smeetherson > Okay shut your mouths.
Smeetherson > Joe is a fucking retard.
Smeetherson > But sera and sigus are too.
Joe Phoenix > my dog would fuck your little dog over!
Sera Ryskin > You not only made a typo, but you repeated the typo while trying to insult me.
Smeetherson > Sera seems to gain -actual- enjoyment from mocking the mentally retarded.
Kobia shamaru > Sigus... Have you ever tried being.... well.... nice.
Securitas Protector > Anyone wanna hire S-F for a free contract against Joe? You pay wardec, my corp will dec (let me get alliance permission first)
Smeetherson > Thus, the ruling on the floor is all three of them are fucking stupid.
Sigus Rhien > kobia i love you
Sigus Rhien > i just want you to know
Joe Phoenix > "sad act"
Sera Ryskin > BRB, getting some food.\
Joe Phoenix > what a bunch of jitards
the sybian > thats you too pal
Sigus Rhien > joe you are the jitard
Joe Phoenix > NOOOOBODY cares
t l > sigus you are a jitard wannabee
Kobia shamaru pours a cup of boiling water, with lots of sugar in it, down the back of Sigus Rhien.
Sigus Rhien > i love it when you play rough
Sigus Rhien > oh baby
Joe Phoenix > watch out guys
Joe Phoenix > sigus might edaculate on you
Kobia shamaru > lol
Joe Phoenix > "SPLAT"
Sigus Rhien > joe why dont you go ahead and lose some ships
Joe Phoenix > in the eye
Joe Phoenix > yellow stream of seamen
t l > lol
Joe Phoenix > ergh thats a narsty thought
Sigus Rhien > just like that time your dad went on your face?
Joe Phoenix > sigus's come in the face
Joe Phoenix > nooo his was white... your mum told me so
Securitas Protector > meet you outside station joe
t l > getting that i the eye is enough to make anyone say argh
Joe Phoenix > lol the horney pirate
Joe Phoenix > thats so fucking funny
Sigus Rhien > joe are you like 4 years old
Joe Phoenix > gets me every time
Joe Phoenix > who knows the horney pirate?
Sigus Rhien > i'm empective him to bring out a fat joke
Securitas Protector > joe, stop fouling up my jita local with your language
Joe Phoenix > id be deeply disterbed if a four year old said i had yellow come....
Sigus Rhien > so your not 4? you just act like one
Sigus Rhien > why dont you try growing up
Joe Phoenix > securitas stop filling it with your face first
iuseta beachick > [Caldari Navy Cruise Missile Launcher X6]
t l > by your logic sigus...you arent an arsehat you just act like one
Securitas Protector > I don't come to jita often
Securitas Protector > You're ruining the experience.
Securitas Protector > You should be ashamed of yourself, basically ripping your new corpmates off for all you can.
Zedrik Cayne > Nobody really likes coming to Jita...
Sigus Rhien > kobia i need like 3 mil
Sigus Rhien > i can pay you back soon
Kazaux Aux > o/ snakefartz
Kobia shamaru > Fuck you Sigus.
Sigus Rhien > please
Joe Phoenix > Tl i honestly think we are talking to some kind of single cell collective here.... like an agar jeloo colony grown from ball sake cells or somthing like that.
Securitas Protector > What's a ball sake?
Kobia shamaru > lol
Securitas Protector > Like the japanese drink?
Sigus Rhien > come on kobia
Securitas Protector > Jesus, fix your spelling.
Joe Phoenix > ball sack*
Joe Phoenix > sorry
t l > ball sake is made from balls that are yhe size of rice
Sigus Rhien > joe shut the fuck up
Joe Phoenix > YER KBOIA
Joe Phoenix > give it to him!
Sigus Rhien > your just spamming jita with your filth
Joe Phoenix > give it to him ALLLL night
Sigus Rhien > kobia come on forget the past
Joe Phoenix > give it to him until he goes "SPLAT"
Sera Ryskin > Ooh, Joe is still here.
Sigus Rhien > shut up joe
Goddess Alexi > Probably not for much longer Im afraid
Sera Ryskin > Did I miss anything good?
RuckaRucka Ali > Megathron Navy Issue
Securitas Protector > Sera, can you shut joe up for me.?
Sera Ryskin > I tried.
Joe Phoenix > securitas shes tryed
Joe Phoenix > and failed
Sera Ryskin > He just fit WCS and ran away.
Securitas Protector > Bring an onyx.
Sigus Rhien > lol
Sera Ryskin > 4x WCS Drake = god of PvP.
Kobia shamaru > It's times like this i wish i had listened to what my mom had said.
Sigus Rhien > joe why cant you stop failing?
Joe Phoenix > to stupid to fit a scramber then
Sera Ryskin > I have a scrambler.
Sera Ryskin > DId I mention the 4x WCS?
Joe Phoenix > then fit more arse cheese
Sera Ryskin > After you bragged about how you were going to kill me if I came anywhere near you?
Joe Phoenix > i had 2
Joe Phoenix > i would have taken 4 minutes to get a lock with 4
Sera Ryskin > if you ever do run into me, il kill you, hands down, you needed a fucking capital ship to take me down and even then you bairly broken my shields, so frankly you should just move on.
Sera Ryskin > Your own words, Joe.
t l > your story seems sorta shady sera
Sera Ryskin > I showed up to fight you, you fit WCS and ran away as fast as you could.
t l > almost like you are trying to cash in on zedrik's "fame"
Sigus Rhien > i'm so scared you are going to bloack mne
Joe Phoenix > ohh im looking forwards to taking your corp sera
Archenom > Hi Joe P.  Hope your day is going well.
mrswankster > <3 joe
Sera Ryskin > Actually, my dec went into effect before Zedrik's, I just had a forum ban and couldn't post the story.
Joe Phoenix > thanks mr :)
mrswankster > :)
Joe Phoenix > love you to
t l > sure sera...nice story
Joe Phoenix > sera your an agar grown.... thing
Sera Ryskin > What is that supposed to mean?
Joe Phoenix > KOBIA GIVE IT TO HIM HARD
Tokusi > Shadow Control Tower oh my lol
Sera Ryskin > Does it mean "way better PvPer than me"?
Joe Phoenix > agar
Sigus Rhien > GIVE IT TO ME BABY
Kobia shamaru > Sigus... if you want me to send you your isk, you must first send it to me.
Sigus Rhien > OH YEAH
Joe Phoenix > please tell me you know what agar is
Securitas Protector > Sera is actually somebody of note in the pvp community.
Securitas Protector > Or at least Ships and Modules. ;)
Sera Ryskin > Yes, but how exactly is that supposed to be an insult?
t l > so...what she is a big shot that likes to pick on ppl in jita local
Joe Phoenix > because small microbs are grown in agar
Securitas Protector > I call her Sera 'Shield Tank' Ryskin
Joe Phoenix > and then gets shot down
Sigus Rhien > joe is worst pvp pilot in eve
iuseta beachick > [Caldari Navy Cruise Missile Launcher X6]
Sigus Rhien > if anyone didnt know that
Joe Phoenix > OHH GOOD ONE
Sigus Rhien > yeh ut was
Joe Phoenix > 2-3 isn't bad
Dirty Protagonist > WAT
Dirty Protagonist > I THOUGHT THIS WAS HELLO KITTY ONLINE
weboide > confirming it's hello kitty online
Sera Ryskin > So according to that insult, you should have shot me down by now.
t l > hello ktty is 2 doors down
Joe Phoenix > wait
Sera Ryskin > Funny, but I don't see any lossmails with your name on them.
RuckaRucka Ali > Megathron Navy Issue
Joe Phoenix > this isn't hello kitty?
Sera Ryskin > So Joe, if you're not scared of me, why not kill me now?
Sera Ryskin > I'll give you a nice fair 1v1.
t l > sure sera
Joe Phoenix > yer like the last 1 v 1
Sera Ryskin > What last 1v1?
Joe Phoenix > when a carrier turned up?
Sera Ryskin > I never promised you a 1v1.
Joe Phoenix > yess u did
Sera Ryskin > I just tackled you and dropped a carrier on you.
Sera Ryskin > No I didn't.
Joe Phoenix > and you lied
t l > so you are either an idiot if you do....or a liar if you dont
Sera Ryskin > I never told you "this is a 1v1".
Joe Phoenix > i have the logs to prove it
Sera Ryskin > Fine, then do so.
Sera Ryskin > You can't, because I never said it was a 1v1.
Tokusi > log fight?
Goddess Alexi > It rolls down stairs....
Goddess Alexi > its log, log, log
Sera Ryskin > If he fakes it, it'll be obvious, I don't think he can even write a full sentence without at least a dozen spelling mistakes.
Joe Phoenix > shows a nooby carrier taking 5 minutes to crack a single drake shield
Sera Ryskin > Lol.
Sera Ryskin > It didn't take me 5 minutes to kill you.
Joe Phoenix > again... another load of shit
RuckaRucka Ali > Megathron Navy Issue
Goddess Alexi > You should really watch your language Joe
Goddess Alexi > Really
Sigus Rhien > hey kobia and joe i am thinking of starting up a corp you guys want in?
Joe Phoenix > yer ppl have said that befor
t l > another load of...carp
Sera Ryskin > Remember kids, cursing a lot doesn't make you look cool.
Sera Ryskin > It just makes you look desperate.
Kobia shamaru > James T Kirk on the toilet.....  Captains log....
Goddess Alexi > lol kob
t l > if you dont like it enkindu you are welcome to go play with yourself infront of he mirror
Joe Phoenix > guys i gtg, always a pleasure...
t l > if he isnt happy with what he is doing now...he needs to find something more..uhm pleasureable
Sera Ryskin > Conveniently just when I offer you a 1v1...
t l > later joe
Tokusi > later joe :)
marie claude > wtb orca 400 mill
Sera Ryskin > My bet: he'll be back in 5 minutes.
Sera Ryskin > Conveniently forgetting that he "had to go" just when I challenged him.
Tokusi > I'll take that bet.. 5 isk :)
Sigus Rhien > yeh he is a pussy
t l > pussy vs douche...who will win
Tokusi > lols
Joe Phoenix > he has to go because is 2am
Sigus Rhien > what ever loser
Axemaster > [Multiple Items]
Sera Ryskin > Then why are you still here?
Joe Phoenix > ouch
Sera Ryskin > Go.
Joe Phoenix > big words
Sera Ryskin > Log off.
Sera Ryskin > Don't ever come back.
t l > cmon sigus you can do better then that
Sigus Rhien > fuck of joe
Sigus Rhien > you homo
Joe Phoenix > oough homophobia
t l > whats wrong with beng a homo
Tokusi > ugh does that mean I lost the bet..
Joe Phoenix > yer sigus?
Sigus Rhien > been he likes the meat pole
Sera Ryskin > Funny, coming from you Joe.
Sera Ryskin > What was it you said to me?
Joe Phoenix > your a lesbian...
Sera Ryskin > Oh yes
Sera Ryskin > Joe Phoenix > wow... i guessing your a lesbian..... butch male type who was rejected as a young child and has developed some kind of emotionless extirior shell which is only ever penertrated by that 16inch dildo you keep in your room
Sera Ryskin > Who's the homophobic one?
t l > thats not homopp[hobic
Sigus Rhien > joe is pathetic
t l > i think queers should die would be homophobic
RuckaRucka Ali > Megathron Navy Issue
Joe Phoenix > right iv really gtg now
Sera Ryskin > SO is blatant stereotyping.
Sigus Rhien > get the fuck out
Joe Phoenix > phoenix out
Sera Ryskin > Mommy says it's time for him to go to bed.
t l > there is a difference between stereotyping and being homophobic
Sigus Rhien > good riddence
Sigus Rhien > man he is a pussy
Goddess Alexi > yea
Sigus Rhien > he must shit out his mouth
t l > sigus you wouldnt know a pussy if it jumped up and smacked you in the face
Sigus Rhien > i hate it when you mum jumps on my facew

And, well..local degenerates back down to regular Jita Local