So...I log in and immediately in corp chat.
Jehosh Farrfury > im pewpewing with joe
Jehosh Farrfury > n letting him win
Zedrik Cayne > Coming out :)
Jehosh Farrfury > stay at 4-4 hes at a diff one il tell u as soon as i kno
So, I'm guessing Joe's going to pull out a drake, fit some stabs, and be killing Jehosh in whatever frigate he's got.
So...gank-a-brutix...let's fit six points in case Jehosh gets killed...Get the signal from Jehosh and go.
Now, this thing is *completely* untanked. So if he turns out to actually have a real tank on there, I'm *so* screwed. But what the hell...*CHARGE*
Got a nice warpin from Jehosh, open up and blast. It certainly wasn't a hero tank. And he didn't get through my shield before he exploded. (Note, the following chatlog is heavily edited to remove Jita Spam.)
Zedrik Cayne > Let's see what that drake was fitted with?
Zedrik Cayne > Two warp core stabs.
Zedrik Cayne > I had six points...just in case.
Jehosh Farrfury > good call
Joe Phoenix > The Phoenix 3
Joe Phoenix > zed that was loot from the other guy
Zedrik Cayne > Joe, you do know about killmails right?
Joe Phoenix > :p
Joe Phoenix > yer i had 2 stabs fitted
Joe Phoenix > btw zed work on your shields
Zedrik Cayne > Resist rigs.
Joe Phoenix > indeed
Zedrik Cayne > A shield poer relay, and a co-processor I....pro.
So I get disconnected. And reconnect.
Zedrik Cayne > At any rate...How about I undock in something you might be able to kill Joe?
So..I undock in the Iteron Of Doom (tm). And Joe undocks in another drake.
AdmiralDovolski > OH BOY
AdmiralDovolski > JOE PHOENIX
AdmiralDovolski > the most fail person in C&P
Zedrik Cayne > Go for it Joe...let's see what you've got.
AdmiralDovolski > oh boy
AdmiralDovolski > its zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > Did..he just dock?
Barakkus > i think so
AdmiralDovolski > lawl
Zedrik Cayne > ITS AN ITERON JOE!
Barakkus > i still have 2 minutes before my dec goes into effect
Dirty Protagonist > battlehauler wat
Barakkus is in a rupture. And apparently his war goes live really...really soon.
Zedrik Cayne > Okay...let's see if camping the undock in an iteron works :)
Joe Phoenix > zedrik.... please
Joe Phoenix > you must think i was born yesterday
Zedrik Cayne > Okay...I'm supposed to what? Gank you in this?
Zedrik Cayne > I might have a whole 35 dps on here :)
Joe Phoenix > you wouldn't honor a one on one
Zedrik Cayne > I don't exactly have any backup.
Joe Phoenix > and im suppose to believe you?
At which point...Barakkus opens up.
Zedrik Cayne > Or...heck...someone else seems to be at war :)
Joe Phoenix > oh yorn
Joe Phoenix > he won't even get through my shields
Stonewall Zachhoefs > hahahahaha its joe phoenix
Zedrik Cayne > I don't know..he's still beating your recharge :)
Barqs > who the fuck is that
Joe Phoenix > a very famous person...
Joe Phoenix > aparently
AdmiralDovolski > you are so fail
AdmiralDovolski > biggest fail in all of eve
AdmiralDovolski > imo
AdmiralDovolski > i think even ginger magician was better
Joe Phoenix > thank you admiral
Zedrik Cayne > Looks like he's just about to tip the recharge point Joe.
Joe Phoenix > he hasn't got agro on me :P
Barakkus > fail redocked
Zedrik Cayne > You mean, you haven't aggressed him.
Joe Phoenix > FAIL wasn't stupid :P
Joe Phoenix > zedrik would have brought in his re-enforcements if i had attacked u
AdmiralDovolski > OH NO
AdmiralDovolski > is this true?
AdmiralDovolski > you cant handle what you brought upon yourself
Joe Phoenix > admiral think for yourself
Barakkus > honestly i don't care if i blow up or not :)
Zedrik Cayne > If you'd tank that thing reasonably Joe...you could just sit under our fire :)
Joe Phoenix > well i did have a reasonable tank
Joe Phoenix > but because your member wouldn't honor a one on one
Joe Phoenix > i now don't
AdmiralDovolski > hey joe
AdmiralDovolski > ill do a 1v1
AdmiralDovolski > if you want
Zedrik Cayne > You had two *warp core stabs* on board :)
Zedrik Cayne > That is not a reasonable tank on a drake.
Joe Phoenix > well i exspected somthing like what you did
Joe Phoenix > only i didn't have enough stabilizers
Zedrik Cayne > That was mostly luck actually. I logged in at about the right time.
Joe Phoenix > im really not bothered
Barqs > Joe just die like a man
Joe Phoenix > why die when you can use this opertunity to test tanking fits while pissing your enemies off
Magariz > did you hand the corp off to someone yet, joe?
Joe Phoenix > magariz think for yourself
AdmiralDovolski > hey joe
AdmiralDovolski > take my can
Zedrik Cayne > Afk...gotta put baby to bed
Joe logged at some point after that.
And Joe mentioned reinforcements of mine...I don't think he's got a corporate listing of my corpmates, nor any of them added to his address book...since, well...I was it at that point.
Welcome to the Joe Show..the gift that keeps on giving!