Thursday, September 24, 2009

Joe Show...the gift that never...stops...

 So...I'm home from work because someone from Dell was just over to fix my stuff...so what do I do...log in to 'test' it...And lookie here...someone other than Joe is logged in, and in space...so I fly...fly...fly over in a helios, and pop the guy's barge and the guy's pod.. (Go go helios of doom)

Joe starts a private conversation:

Zedrik Cayne > Yes Joe?
Zedrik Cayne > Surprise..they fixed my computer early.
Joe Phoenix > im afraid this isn't a social call zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > Okay....what can I do for you?
Joe Phoenix > you can simply explain why you murdered one of my members?
Zedrik Cayne > Um...we are at war...or hadn't you noticed?
Joe Phoenix > funny kind of investigation..
Zedrik Cayne > Your pilot was *mining* during war...
Zedrik Cayne > Clearly against all good standards and practices.
Joe Phoenix > so is murder
Zedrik Cayne > No, this is perfectly CONCORD sanctioned.
Joe Phoenix > so is mining
Zedrik Cayne > Okay Joe...if you're going to let your guys run missions and mine during the war...I'm going to find them and blow them up.
Joe Phoenix > its not my place to dictate to them what they can and can not
Zedrik Cayne > Thing is *it is* you're the boss....
Joe Phoenix > im the leader
Joe Phoenix > not the dictator
Zedrik Cayne > This mess is all your fault...and whatever should happen to your guys, is all on you.
Joe Phoenix > big difference
Joe Phoenix > not really zedrik
Zedrik Cayne > You know the way to stop all of this.
Joe Phoenix > and you know my answer
Joe Phoenix > you'l get bored soon enough
Joe Phoenix > can't beat us zedrik
Joe Phoenix > you'l learn that soon enough

Now...How can I be bored when faced with a threat like that?

4 comments:

  1. That's really funny, he's a lot politer to me these days--even when I'm killing him recreationally.

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  2. I really have to ask but at this point who is this we he's speaking of? :)

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  3. You can't beat him. You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

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